Jake Quickenden #33 Jake’s sham marriage done- we all know he still wants it up the bum

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How rude is he though sitting on his phone during their last meal together.

And as for the 'I appreciate everything that comes my way' is he actually bleeping gegging. He was never done moaning during footloose, he didn't come across very appreciative then!
He's pretending to appreciate it so that if potential work people are watching they will see just how grateful he is 🤣🤣 he's so transparent , if he loved 12 hour building shifts he she just duck off back there
 
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So did your dad at his wedding
 
Lol love the dm comment calling him Jane Quickenden 😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
and as for him having been a bricklayer not a chance- oooh I’ve grazed my finger ooohh twinge in my back, oooh water on my brain. He wouldn’t last two minutes.
that look on his face when he’s on the phone at the aldi dinner. His vein in his temple is bulging and his jaw tensed prob seen the mocking about the chicken nugget wedding breakfast and bring a bottle party 🙈honestly I had more extravagant ant parties when a skint student . He is literally becoming a parody-influencer now
 
I can't believe I missed that too! The audacity from QVC, with her Turkey teef, bolt ons and black Sharpie eyebrows!


I know, he's trying to appear humble but is so bleeping fake. He's giving us his itinerary because we all said that he's going home to no work 🤣

NB: What does "gegging" mean? Is it another work for joking? I've honestly never heard of it, I'm so far behind the times! 🤣

Geg...like having a laugh 🤣
 
I still can't get over QJQ saying how the kids pretty much tore off their wedding suits within minutes of the ceremony. So we're supposed to believe that an 18mth old who seems developmentally stunted anyway managed to unbutton his waistcoat, shirt, unzip and unbutton his trousers all by himself? He's insulting our intelligence, they took the clothes off him. He was probably hot and wailing (understandable tbf, it was an inappropriate outfit for him in that heat). Freddie is different - he seems a well behaved lad and is old enough to understand that sometimes you have to wear formal clothes for a few hours at certain events. I can't see Fred just stripping off his wedding outfit without their consent/knowledge/permission.

bleeping liars.
 
Sophie sounds like she’s got a Colombian Cold to me 👃🏽🤭 I’ve been lurking for such a long time on and off, I knew it would be a rough old do but never ever did I think it would be this bad 🫣 This thread has never failed me 🤗 Everytime I’ve seen something, well the many many things actually all been mentioned on the thread. I think it started with her fanny out at Ocean for me and sure enough I would come over here and I wasn’t the only one who 👀👀👀👀🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s been a blast 🤗🤣 My heart aches for Freddy though, the look on his little face on a lot of pics and vids 🥺 Also I don’t know why but a pic of him on their other holiday with his little cuddly toy under his arm got me so bad 😭😭😭😭 I don’t know why it upset me so much but it really did, home soon and hopefully straight round to his Dad’s 🤗
 
Sophie sounds like she’s got a Colombian Cold to me 👃🏽🤭 I’ve been lurking for such a long time on and off, I knew it would be a rough old do but never ever did I think it would be this bad 🫣 This thread has never failed me 🤗 Everytime I’ve seen something, well the many many things actually all been mentioned on the thread. I think it started with her fanny out at Ocean for me and sure enough I would came over here and I wasn’t the only one who 👀👀👀👀🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s been a blast 🤗🤣 My heart aches for Freddy though, the look on his little face on a lot of pics and vids 🥺 Also I don’t know why but a pic of him on their other holiday with his little cuddly toy under his arm got me so bad 😭😭😭😭 I don’t know why it upset me so much but it really did, home soon and hopefully straight round to his Dad’s 🤗

welcome lurk no more ❤️ Honestly the people on this thread are too funny 😂

poor Fred breaks my heart too. My little boy is a year younger than fred so have a soft spot for him and just feel so sad. I’d never treat my boy the way they do with Fred :(
 
Sophie sounds like she’s got a Colombian Cold to me 👃🏽🤭 I’ve been lurking for such a long time on and off, I knew it would be a rough old do but never ever did I think it would be this bad 🫣 This thread has never failed me 🤗 Everytime I’ve seen something, well the many many things actually all been mentioned on the thread. I think it started with her fanny out at Ocean for me and sure enough I would come over here and I wasn’t the only one who 👀👀👀👀🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s been a blast 🤗🤣 My heart aches for Freddy though, the look on his little face on a lot of pics and vids 🥺 Also I don’t know why but a pic of him on their other holiday with his little cuddly toy under his arm got me so bad 😭😭😭😭 I don’t know why it upset me so much but it really did, home soon and hopefully straight round to his Dad’s 🤗
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That photo really got me too, it wasn't just you. Poor kid.
 
How rude is he though sitting on his phone during their last meal together.

And as for the 'I appreciate everything that comes my way' is he actually bleeping gegging. He was never done moaning during footloose, he didn't come across very appreciative then!
I honestly think that phone is attached to his hand 24/7. He'll have to have it surgically removed. duck knows what he does when it needs charging.
 
Did Su call Sophie mum a drag Queen? When did this happen? I must have missed that.
Found it! The infamous rant from Su comparing Sophie's mum to a drag queen. Vitriolic witch! Truly nasty!







I can't believe I missed that too! The audacity from QVC, with her Turkey teef, bolt ons and black Sharpie eyebrows!


I know, he's trying to appear humble but is so bleeping fake. He's giving us his itinerary because we all said that he's going home to no work 🤣

NB: What does "gegging" mean? Is it another work for joking? I've honestly never heard of it, I'm so far behind the times! 🤣
Found it! 👍
 
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