Jake Quickenden #33 Jake’s sham marriage done- we all know he still wants it up the bum

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Joon said:
🐔Ohhhhhhhh my back, Ohhhhhhhh my head,..........Just getting ready for when he goes back to "work"...sad git....
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Oh my hip! Oh my leg!!!!!! 🤣
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The Duchess said:
shes sunning herself on a sweaty sun lounger with no towel, leo is never clean, the house is always a filthy shithole, can you not smell them through youre phone 😂 They live like pigs in tit.

Can you imagine the state they will leave that villa 🤮 I pity the cleaners.
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Warwick always eats off the table of the high chair as well, never a plate in sight.

Dread to think what their bathroom looks like 🤮
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Aww bless! This is aimed at us Fakeys! It's clearly an honour to live rent-free in his head. I wonder if they had chicken burgers on that BBQ and a side of chicken nuggets and turkey twizzlers! 🤪🤪
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I'm not qualified in body language, but did live for the JD/Amber Heard trial and watched enough body language experts to know that he's shitting himself saying all that.
Could he touch his face, lip smack or purse his lips anymore!
 
Rosie_and_Jim said:
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Moomoomoo said:
Jesus how many stories has he posted today??? On the last day of his wedding trip??? Put your bleeping phone down you prick. No one cares.
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I know right! But he's not just on his stories he is looking at insta, twitter & any other form of social media. Along with tattle because he feels the need to try and validate everything to us. What a bloody tit he is! He can't enjoy real life his life is virtual and through a phone 24/7. How sad!
 
Seeing he actually won dancing on ice has never been back has he ? Hollyoaks 3 episodes and what else has he done in last five years.A bleeping yoga retreat thing that went straight to catch up tv .He going to struggle as he’s just not likeable and bet companies think what a prick.Saying he’s grateful my arse is the most self centred arse hole on Instagram.Even made me unfollow Chris after that 🤢🤢🤢🤢video they did 🙄🙄
 
Lord F's fake posh voice is hilarious!!!! She's just an utter chav who had her flaps and bolt-ons out at O Beach the other day. Stop pretending to be something you're quite clearly NOT and NEVER will be! 👍


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mollyann said:
Seeing he actually won dancing on ice has never been back has he ? Hollyoaks 3 episodes and what else has he done in last five years.A bleeping yoga retreat thing that went straight to catch up tv .He going to struggle as he’s just not likeable and bet companies think what a prick.Saying he’s grateful my arse is the most self centred arse hole on Instagram.Even made me unfollow Chris after that 🤢🤢🤢🤢video they did 🙄🙄
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Basically since DOI as far as I remember, he’s had a bit part in Hollyoaks, The Full Monty SUTC gig, SAS which he left early, the yoga thing, an appearance on pointless and an antiques roadshow appearance coming up. He’s hardly set the TV industry alight but makes out he’s had a good career in TV for 10 years. He’s a total dick 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
58 stories today from a guy that says he only spends 10 mins a day on Insta and the days not over yet 😂😂😂
Funny how the only message he shared is one that supposedly comes from someone that wants him on TV 🤥 His desperation is just plain embarrassing. If he doesn’t realise by now that future employers can see his social media the same way we can and see just how obsessed he is with it, there really is no hope for him 🤦🏻‍♀️ He can’t stay off his phone long enough to do any actual ‘work’ and that’s pretty evident to anyone that sees his IG 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
Cocobaby09 said:
Her and Dane Bowers recently split, I believe.
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yes that’s right but doesn’t it sound odd because the split coincided with her going on celebs go dating, and she always used to go on about how much she loved living in Dubai and “finally” after “months” had got a residency in Dubai and they trying for a baby and all, but it was “shock split” 😂 they will
get bath together after celebs go dating im sure
 
It just goes to show how kids pick up on adults behaviour and suddenly they start to doing that behaviour like second nature. I've never seen Fred with his top off so much. I mean I know he's on holiday but even so I've noticed suddenly he doesn't want to wear a top. That's fuckwits influence on him. I hope his dad is paying close attention.
 
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