Jake Quickenden #33 Jake’s sham marriage done- we all know he still wants it up the bum

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How often were they on their phone on their wedding day? I didn’t even look at mine until the day after?

I know we take the piss out of them but I was actually expecting their Ibiza wedding to look beautiful and everything be amazing. It’s really hard to dislike the look of someone’s wedding but omg it’s been awful.

Not one set of friends has stayed more than a couple of days with them? Just the immediate family who obviously felt they had to. Where are all the best men who are such good mates? I know my husbands friends would have made a good few days of our wedding if we had had it abroad. None of her friends stayed either?

Already talking about work while he’s still there, he’s on a come down now. What holiday are they going to put on the credit card after the Maldives?

Sophie will be sat crying looking at DFs wedding on Saturday. She could get married outside Poundland in a bin bag and it make it look better than the quickenden wedding.
 
Not being funny, if you were abroad, on your honeymoon, with family, wouldn't you be going out for a meal? Wouldn't you go to a restaurant? Even if it was just for your last night? Are they so skint they gotta sit round and eat a skanky pizza and a few picky bits? Trouble is he spent a shed load of money in santorini and now come his "honeymoon" he's too skint to take his new bride and his family out to eat. What a clown.
 
Happy bleeping bunch aren’t they .Fakey on his phone reading tattle .Leo sat near blue tick wannabe su and who’s the women with white hair ?Is it Sophie mum (drag queen) as the lovely su called her.
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Corrrrrrrr they all look so miserable! My best mate got married abroad last year we all stayed until the bitter end so most of us stayed an extra five days after and continued the celebrations! We booked a huge leaving meal that we all chipped in on and we have memories that will last a life time! That’s what friends and family do…. I’ve seen funerals more fun and trust me I go to more of them then weddings these days 😂🤦🏼‍♀️
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Basically since DOI as far as I remember, he’s had a bit part in Hollyoaks, The Full Monty SUTC gig, SAS which he left early, the yoga thing, an appearance on pointless and an antiques roadshow appearance coming up. He’s hardly set the TV industry alight but makes out he’s had a good career in TV for 10 years. He’s a total dick 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Didn't know he was in sas. He was never going to do any good in that was he! Too bothered about his hair and how he looks. Plus he's a right pussy!
 
Wow, I’ve gone back to work after maternity leave and have had a few days off here. Just managed to catch up on 20 pages of the previous thread and 11 from here. Great work fakeys!
They don’t look happy with each other at all. In all of their wedding photos they look like they’re holding in a fart in a lift. I know she’s a bad bint but can’t help get the feeling she’s just settled because she’s desperate and probably didn’t want to be a single mum again. I give it 18 months, tops.
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
The daggers you give when you look at the other mother-in-law and know she has called you a drag queen on her IG stories and want to kerb stomp the witch's turkey teef right bleeping out really hard! 🤪
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How rude is he though sitting on his phone during their last meal together.

And as for the 'I appreciate everything that comes my way' is he actually bleeping gegging. He was never done moaning during footloose, he didn't come across very appreciative then!
 
Libbub said:
Did Su call Sophie mum a drag Queen? When did this happen? I must have missed that.
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I can't believe I missed that too! The audacity from QVC, with her Turkey teef, bolt ons and black Sharpie eyebrows!

Lurker111 said:
How rude is he though sitting on his phone during their last meal together.

And as for the 'I appreciate everything that comes my way' is he actually bleeping gegging. He was never done moaning during footloose, he didn't come across very appreciative then!
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I know, he's trying to appear humble but is so bleeping fake. He's giving us his itinerary because we all said that he's going home to no work 🤣

NB: What does "gegging" mean? Is it another work for joking? I've honestly never heard of it, I'm so far behind the times! 🤣
 
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