Jake Quickenden #19 Imaginary tinnitus, bad back & sore throat Jake Munchausen hates FL wants a sicknote

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PrincessJeanie said:
So according to his Insta he’s only just started following Strictly when we all know, he’s been following and commenting on their posts for months 🤦🏻‍♀️ He definitely unfollowed them and quickly followed back again 100% and obviously done it so people see it and start speculating publicly which gets his name out there 🤦🏻‍♀️ As if his begging on Twitter wasn’t enough 😂 Thing is anyone asked to do it would be told not to put or imply anything on social media that could lead to their identity being discovered. In the last few days, he did a post just showing the dance emoji, done endless pathetic dance TikTok’s, incessantly gone on about it on Twitter and now he’s making out he’s only just started following the program. Funny how’s he has ramped up his begging, pleading and tagging again since the ‘story’ about Adam Thomas supposedly doing it was published 🤔😂
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Yes I agree. The celebrities that are usually on have been sworn to secrecy and only their immediate family know from what I’ve read in the past. They usually know earlier in the year too. And they definitely don’t make any hint towards it either so get in the bin Jakey. Imagine if he did though he’d have voided his contract already the way he is going on! Imagine the turkey teeth in the audience every week. There’d be a fight as to which two family members could be there…!
 
jackickisadick said:
Leo is going to grow up to be a right little twit just like his dad. History is repeating itself. The pedestal they put this unremarkable baby on is just as high as the one Su the bleep Pollard puts her twattish son.
Freddie on the other hand has already displayed a kind heart and likeable personality, despite being sidelined and considered an afterthought
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Imagine they have a daughter though 🙄 she’ll want a mini me, he’ll want to play the protective father and poor Freddie will fall even further down the pecking order. They don’t look after the kids they’ve already got and only want a third one so they can utilise him/her and make money from them 😡
 
The prick made The Scum with his begging antics. 🙄
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Smoke&Mirrors said:
The prick made The Scum with his begging antics. 🙄
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He got the publicity he wanted 🤦🏻‍♀️ Hopefully shot himself in foot as Strictly don’t like people being speculated about especially this early on 👍🏻 bingo he’ll mention this article on his stories today and tag the relevant people whilst doing so
The Mirror has also done an article and I reckon him or his management paid for it. It’s so complimentary and gushing towards him, it’s actually made me feel sick 🤢
Let’s hope the Daily Mail get on it and dont moderate their comments. That would make very interesting reading 😂
 
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Usually quotes the papers saying they are wrong but because it’s strictly he’s shared it.

it wasn’t a cryptic tweet it was a begging tweet. If he had been signed up and was hinting about it already they’d get rid of him so there is no way he’s going on or he’d not be allowed to constantly mention and hint at it.

he wouldn’t be feeling down and worried about nothing if he’d just landed his dream job either.

he also wouldn’t have booked his wedding and honeymoon around the time training starts if he had been signed up for it

he also assumes that by going on it makes you super famous and everyone banging your door down with work opportunities (like having one million followers), it doesn’t
 
instashun said:
Usually quotes the papers saying they are wrong but because it’s strictly he’s shared it.

it wasn’t a cryptic tweet it was a begging tweet. If he had been signed up and was hinting about it already they’d get rid of him so there is no way he’s going on or he’d not be allowed to constantly mention and hint at it.

he wouldn’t be feeling down and worried about nothing if he’d just landed his dream job either.

he also wouldn’t have booked his wedding and honeymoon around the time training starts if he had been signed up for it

he also assumes that by going on it makes you super famous and everyone banging your door down with work opportunities (like having one million followers), it doesn’t
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Everything you’ve said here is totally spot on 😊 No way has he been signed up for it. He’s trying to get publicity to show the BBC how popular he is, hoping they’ll notice him. A few saddos on Twitter saying he should be on it, how good he’d be, is hardly going to make the BBC run over hot coals to sign him 🤦🏻‍♀️. Considering he liked a tweet calling the BBC corrupt, you wouldn’t think he want to draw their attention to his Twitter anyway 😂 I reckon his management had a hand in those articles as normally the rags ie the Scum & Mirror also report on the negative as well and there’s no mention of the tweets calling him a beg, saying he’s desperate, etc….
 
The poor me starts god it’s so depressing.He must realise if he wasn’t such a beg constantly acting the bleeping idiot ill boring same tit rinse repeat start again he maybe would get more work .Reality setting in going to be a expensive few months and no way miss chin getting another ambassador role for clothing as a size 4 is unnaturally not what women want to see .Had the dad brother um now depressed running out of a story so just stay off Simple.
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Xxcxcc said:
Serious question. Would strictly be that desperate to take jake? Surely not. He's a bottom feeder


And tinnitus. Tonsillitis. Glandular fever. Anxiety. Grief stricken. Hay fever etc
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mollyann said:
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mollyann said:
The poor me starts god it’s so depressing.He must realise if he wasn’t such a beg constantly acting the bleeping idiot ill boring same tit rinse repeat start again he maybe would get more work .Reality setting in going to be a expensive few months and no way miss chin getting another ambassador role for clothing as a size 4 is unnaturally not what women want to see .Had the dad brother um now depressed running out of a story so just stay off Simple.View attachment 1277702 q
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he can’t help himself even on the post about his kids …
 

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PrincessJeanie said:
He got the publicity he wanted 🤦🏻‍♀️ Hopefully shot himself in foot as Strictly don’t like people being speculated about especially this early on 👍🏻 bingo he’ll mention this article on his stories today and tag the relevant people whilst doing so
The Mirror has also done an article and I reckon him or his management paid for it. It’s so complimentary and gushing towards him, it’s actually made me feel sick 🤢
Let’s hope the Daily Mail get on it and dont moderate their comments. That would make very interesting reading 😂
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The bit that made me laugh is ‘guitarist’😂😂😂
 
Does he seriously think strictly would ever have him on the show .
a work shy moaning twit !!
He can’t go 1 whole week without moaning how tired he is and how he feels ill .
I have sympathy for anybody who is ill but the illnesses he has most people get and still go to work .
How Sophie ain’t embarrassed I will never know . My man works 68 hours a weekif he’s poorly he doesn’t go the doctors he just takes pain relief from chemist and gets on with it .

Even though Jake reads here he still thinks he knows best but he still has no work lined up he’s desperate for work but won’t accept he’s become irrelevant and nobody wants him working for them . He didn’t spark rumours he was on the beg like he always is . Strictly would be insane to have him he’s barely even a D lister 😂🤦‍♀️
 
OnlyJustSaying said:
The bit that made me laugh is ‘guitarist’😂😂😂
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Honestly read the article in the Mirror. It’s 10 times worse 😂
According to them he went onto big things after winning DOI. He landed a part in Hair the musical and secured a number of presenting jobs 🙄🤔
He also apparently used his ‘expertise’ to lead his male co stars on The Real Full Monty to raise money for a cause close to his heart.
Honestly I nearly pissed myself reading it. He’s paid for that to be written or he’s shagging someone at the Mirror 😂
 
Seeing he tells us when he supposedly has offers for job like the radio and other one the other week is clear he got neither.He’s so jealous of anyone getting good jobs so arse licks Chris hughes who is doing well from just being on love island .No one is interested in chicken nugget your now manly girlfriend just grow up and realise if you live above your means life will crash and panto Dame is your road to stardom.He works in a show and most days it’s a two hour gig in between does bleeping stupid tik toks and posts on Twitter Instagram hard life not
 
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