Jake Quickenden #19 Imaginary tinnitus, bad back & sore throat Jake Munchausen hates FL wants a sicknote

[instashun]

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Why has his mum liked a post about how long he lasts. Christ

 

[PrincessJeanie]

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Seriously 1 second with him would be 1 second too long. He’s getting beyond desperate for content if he needs to be posting crap like that. Please someone report this post for sexual solicitation

 

[stargirl23]

Seriously 1 second with him would be 1 second too long. He’s getting beyond desperate for content if he needs to be posting crap like that. Please someone report this post for sexual solicitation

one step ahead

 

[Joon]

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Think he wants a reaction or an erection.

Rather have a night in with myself

 

[mollyann]

Seriously 1 second with him would be 1 second too long. He’s getting beyond desperate for content if he needs to be posting crap like that. Please someone report this post for sexual solicitation

Reported

 

[stargirl23]

did you really say that fakey? Because he’s permanently staring at the bleeping tv and when he’s not he’s staring at the camera you’ve shoved in his face

how

 

[Philimena cunk]

Google.. Things to do in Cardiff...lazy bastard... ....

Go and sign on...

Why has his mum liked a post about how long he lasts. Christ

He's more roll on, roll off then roll over...

Think he wants a reaction or an erection.

Rather have a night in with myself

I'd rather sit on me finger... bleeping -end

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duck me, if he was a chocolate biscuit he'd eat himself, vain vacuous bleep....

 

[Pastry troll]

Climbing walls good for sore backs nowadays. Who knew

 

[mollyann]

Climbing walls good for sore backs nowadays. Who knew

Dick head must have got replies to his stuff to do in Cardiff rather than Google idiot.See he called the other one fiancé instead of fiancée he a thick bleep

 

[Tulip lady]

His back is playing up again guys

 

[mollyann]

Thought scary Mary off to see Sophie and the kids today ? She’s on her stories but not listening lol she does my head in

 

[instashun]

Bad back but can jump 6-7 foot off a climbing wall no problem. Keep up with your lies jake you bleeping melt

New chaperone this week. Must be pulling short straws each week to see who babysits him

 

[Sophinch]

Bad back, wtf no way mate! If you have a bad back you would not be rolling around on the floor, jumping from heights. Jake read this and take note go and seek help and tell them you have fuckwit syndrome.

 

[IamMyaJ]

Jake Quickenden #20 All aboard the self pity train. Manic behaviour is not hard to explain...Toot Toot!

Thanks to @Hayze2384 for the thread title ❤️

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