Jake Quickenden #19 Imaginary tinnitus, bad back & sore throat Jake Munchausen hates FL wants a sicknote

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All on the Board have more followers than him and they have released 2 books and merchandise. They're just two humble blokes who work for TFL. They haven't had to beg for followers or buy bots. People follow them because they are nice guys who just want to help people and they have actual, real life medical conditions not made up ones for Instagram. They've got A LOT of famous people following them and sharing their boards too.

This is what happens when you aren't a desperate beg and are just humble and nice.
 
Is he taking the piss out of that lady .I’m going to make you famous you no he really bleeping annoys me she obviously did not want to be filmed.Jake you creep learn peoples boundaries wanker look at that face he’s not normal 🤢🤢View attachment 1276763 q
I can’t believe I used to want to shag him (years ago)🤮🤮. His real nasty streak is now showing on his face. Looks repulsive!
 
The poor me starts god it’s so depressing.He must realise if he wasn’t such a beg constantly acting the bleeping idiot ill boring same tit rinse repeat start again he maybe would get more work .Reality setting in going to be a expensive few months and no way miss chin getting another ambassador role for clothing as a size 4 is unnaturally not what women want to see .Had the dad brother um now depressed running out of a story so just stay off Simple.View attachment 1277702 q
Rinse, Repeat, BLURGH ...🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I'm dead! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life. I have never found anybody so repugnant!!! 🤢

I would rather be a nun.

I'd rather sit on me finger.... 👍
 
His last show is July 23rd can you imagine the bleeping dribble that he will post think will have to avoid his stories as he drains the life out of me.The old no we did not want a magazine deal so we can film haha never heard such tit no one cares about your wedding that’s the truth 😬
I’ll be amazed if he stays til then. He’s been trying to get out of it since he started. I also don’t believe they got offered a mag deal but if they had, there would have been no way he could have waited a week before being able to post the wedding himself. His obsession with sharing every detail on his life on Insta is too strong 😂. I think they were hoping for some sort of reality show like Jess Wright got for her wedding but from MTV instead.

I can’t believe I used to want to shag him (years ago)🤮🤮. His real nasty streak is now showing on his face. Looks repulsive!
I can’t believe you’ve actually admitted to that 😂😂😂😂 I’d rather shag Sophie than him and I’m straight 😂
 
For onlyjustsaying 😂😂😂teeth the same
 

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Wait till J Muldoon tweets back, "who the duck are you???"

his “ friend “ is a bit of alright ain’t he 😂

I'm crying!!!! Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So from having zero motivation and "could cry at any moment" ...
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He's found a handbag ...
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Walked through Narnia ....
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And has now gone gliding! .......
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What a cock......
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can the glider take off and take the bleep to the moon 😂👋
 
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