Jake Quickenden #19 Imaginary tinnitus, bad back & sore throat Jake Munchausen hates FL wants a sicknote

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You can imagine it can’t you ….

BORING bleeping bleep.

And his mother there with her bleeping IPAD next to him.
 

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Rob2401 said:
Oi if it’s “disaster week” on emmerdale sue ain’t going. 😂
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I don’t understand why people follow the relatives of a z list reality star (I’m being generous) … do they think ingratiating with the mother will garner favour with the son ?? I mean it’s bleeping odd.

Philimena cunk said:
Bet 6 months later they are bankrupt......
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6 months … far to generous 😂
 
Smoke&Mirrors said:
He's chucking those gummies back by the lorryload! Doesn't help your anxiety does it Fakey!! 🤣🤣
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He’s such a bad advert for this. They obviously don’t work because every day he moans that he’s got either anxiety, aches, pains or not sleeping well 😂 Remember this is the person that said countless times he would never advertise something that he didn’t use, didn’t like, didn’t believe in or didn’t work 🤥
 
mollyann said:
Why is the idiot acting like a some kind of bleeping cringe tosser sticking his tongue out.Wish I knew how to upload videos he certainly showing why we wonder about his sexuality 🤢🤢View attachment 1280583 q
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The joke is that he will be trying on more outfits then the bride and he’ll take us all along for the ride
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He's chucking those gummies back by the lorryload! Doesn't help your anxiety does it Fakey!! 🤣🤣
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duck that !! Nearly £100 for some haribo !! Nah I’ll have a bottle of wine which will actually relax me 😂
 

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So just viewed his stories anonymously like you do 😂 What a dumb twit he really is. How many of his fellow z listers has he just offended by saying that your wedding is the one thing he doesn’t agree with people selling to a magazine 🤦🏻‍♀️ But it was ok for them to sell their rights to Hello when they announced her pregnancy. He really is a grade 1 tool 🤡 He’s so obviously bitter they didn’t get offered a mag deal, he’s just making tit up as he goes along. Also he will definitely tell his guests they can’t post until he has. What a shame he wasn’t as courteous at Jamie & Camillas wedding. He’ll also want approval of any photo posted to make sure he’s happy with how he looks. We think he’s a nightmare now, wait until August/September 🙄
 
Smoke&Mirrors said:
He's 'lost' in the woods. He is having a manic one today. Looks utterly deranged. He is actually smearing mud onto his face!! WTAF is going on with this clown? He's off his nut! 🤡
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“I’ve only got 15% on my phone battery so if I don’t make tonight’s show …” Then proceeds to carry on filming ridiculous “content” never mind the Blair witch Jake I’m hoping more of a wrong turn situations where your eaten by inbred cannibals although I’m sure even they would decline and just grab a random
Squirrel instead lol imagine there would just be a set of fake teeth and a phone where jakey once was ….
 
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