Jake Quickenden #19 Imaginary tinnitus, bad back & sore throat Jake Munchausen hates FL wants a sicknote

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Oh dear, this was a bad one this morning. My breakfast is fighting with my stomach to escape!

Tagging Stacey Soloman in your story to decorate your house? "duck off" would most probably be the answer. "I'm in Llandudno next week. I don't know where that is. I think it's in Wales? School never was my strong point". No tit sherlock!
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"This was my face last night after the 3 minute standing ovation! I should imagine this statement to be highly exaggerated. Half of the seats were probably empty and I can only imagine that most of the crowd can't stand for three minutes anyway without being assisted!
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Now this. This is truly bleeping disgusting and I have reported this. I hope you get a ban for this. Walking around your hotel room in your pants with your hands clearly rearranging your bollocks. This is absolutely gross. I have no words. What an absolute wanker. I am off to see the bottom of my toilet bowl. 🤢🤢
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Smoke&Mirrors said:
Oh dear, this was a bad one this morning. My breakfast is fighting with my stomach to escape!

Tagging Stacey Soloman in your story to decorate your house? "duck off" would most probably be the answer. "I'm in Llandudno next week. I don't know where that is. I think it's in Wales? School never was my strong point". No tit sherlock!
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"This was my face last night after the 3 minute standing ovation! I should imagine this statement to be highly exaggerated. Half of the seats were probably empty and I can only imagine that most of the crowd can't stand for three minutes anyway without being assisted!
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Now this. This is truly bleeping disgusting and I have reported this. I hope you get a ban for this. Walking around your hotel room in your pants with your hands clearly rearranging your bollocks. This is absolutely gross. I have no words. What an absolute wanker. I am off to see the bottom of my toilet bowl. 🤢🤢
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lol zoom in an you can see the caps off the gummies and the oil is also out !! He usese this tit for a hangover cures it’s got duck all to do with his make believe mental health issues.
I actually can’t believe he’s left this post up where you can clearly see he’s messing with his 1 incher (making sure it didn’t blow off on that amazing life changing walk he went on )
 
Jake “how can it go from sunny to miserable”

Like the way you go from feeling down, having a bad back and every illness under the sun on a work day, to being completely fine and doing jumping jacks on your day off.

The same way you miss Leo like mad when away working but don’t give a tit when on an adults only holiday?

Like those drastic changes do you mean?
 
mollyann said:
Excited to share with us all think I will have to not view his tit August September can you imagine the amount of posts.Who films the utter tit he does day in day out .No one wants you in hello or the other crap magazine fakey because a bit like strictly no one cares 👍
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I can’t even comprehend what his instagram is going to be like end of July, August & September 🤯 stag weekend, 2 weddings, 2 honeymoons and that’s not including his need to film his everyday life on top 🤦🏻‍♀️ Happy to be part of the blocked club 👍🏻
 
PrincessJeanie said:
I can’t even comprehend what his instagram is going to be like end of July, August & September 🤯 stag weekend, 2 weddings, 2 honeymoons and that’s not including his need to film his everyday life on top 🤦🏻‍♀️ Happy to be part of the blocked club 👍🏻
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I can only imagine every minor detail to be filmed, broadcast and then repeated again and again. It is going to be unbearable. He will probably have somebody filming for him. Total cringe. 🤢
 
Smoke&Mirrors said:
"We turned down magazine deals for our wedding as we wanted more control". Oh do duck off you beggy bleep. You two pricks, if you were paid, would attend the opening of a bleeping envelope!

You are absolutely delusional. You are absolutely pathetic. 🤡
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Is he going on about this again? Why would anyone give a tit if he turned down an ‘allegedly’ mag deal. I think he protests too much 😂 No way would either of them have given up the opportunity to be front page of a trashy mag. Saying that if another z lister happened to give birth, get engaged, get pregnant at the same time, Jakey & Sophie probably would have been bumped from the cover anyway 😂

Smoke&Mirrors said:
I can only imagine every minor detail to be filmed, broadcast and then repeated again and again. It is going to be unbearable. He will probably have somebody filming for him. Total cringe. 🤢
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You know he’ll be eye bleeping himself while he waiting for her to walk down the aisle 😂
 
Smoke&Mirrors said:
"We turned down magazine deals for our wedding as we wanted more control". Oh do duck off you beggy bleep. You two pricks, if you were paid, would attend the opening of a bleeping envelope!

You are absolutely delusional. You are absolutely pathetic. 🤡
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In other words they aren’t offered any deals cuz no one gives a duck. He’s obviously having a pop at that couple whose wedding pics he splashed all over social media before they did and got called out for it
Fake and doph ask there’s followers for recommendations when they are going somewhere in hopes the places will give them whatever for free ! So does anyone really believe these pair of desperate wannabes would decline magazine offers and paid promo? duck no!! He made a point of saying “soph decided” lol like she’s allowed to talk let alone have an opion on Jakes big day… sorry I mean Their big day 😂
 
Smoke&Mirrors said:
Brilliant! 🤣🤣
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Dying ⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰👍👍👍👍👍

PrincessJeanie said:
I can’t even comprehend what his instagram is going to be like end of July, August & September 🤯 stag weekend, 2 weddings, 2 honeymoons and that’s not including his need to film his everyday life on top 🤦🏻‍♀️ Happy to be part of the blocked club 👍🏻
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Bet him and soapy su wear white outfits...
 
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Smoke&Mirrors said:
I can only imagine every minor detail to be filmed, broadcast and then repeated again and again. It is going to be unbearable. He will probably have somebody filming for him. Total cringe. 🤢
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The organ will start to play and all the guests will look to the back to see the bride on her big day..Then they’ll all do a double take as it’s not our soph walking down the isle it’s our Jake complete with bouquet!! Sophie walking behind him 😂
 
Rob2401 said:
The organ will start to play and all the guests will look to the back to see the bride on her big day..Then they’ll all do a double take as it’s not our soph walking down the isle it’s our Jake complete with bouquet!! Sophie walking behind him 😂
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Don’t give him ideas! I now can imagine them both walking down together and Su in her ITS dress as a bridesmaid 😝
 
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