Jake Quickenden #115 Fakey the rancid bloodsucker of both death and charities

[cazellie]

In 4 months she wants people to believe she’s gained over 35,000 new ‘followers’, so why are all these newbies starting to follow her but none of them are liking or commenting on her posts? In 12 hours she’s got 12 comments and 614 likes and that’s with her also asking a question on it. Embarrassing.

Comments on sidebar of shame for Fakey

“Thirstier than an Ethiopian in a drought”

 

[Turtledove58]

You can just smell the desperation from this twit! I bet they all stank of fags and strawberry vapes

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Saying his Mum's a bit touchy, now we know where you get it from Fakey

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Saying his Mum's a bit touchy, now we know where you get it from Fakey

Exactly and then has to show everybody that she doesn’t want to do it. Maybe the fact he called her touchy, that’s the reason why. You can totally imagine him throwing his toys out the pram and having a tantrum if she refuses to do it. She won’t cos she loves the attention as much as him, and loves enabling him, but the fact he’s only going there cos he’s desperate for the content (and pocket money), it would be funny, if she said no

 

[Xxcxcc]

I don't even think Zelda will really be that touchy. She acts up to the camera like fakey. All false reactions to get them likes in that they desperately crave. It's all an act. No doubt that she is a full blown hole like her son. He will tell her what to say and how to react in this new video that he's so giddy about . Desperate for likes so he will travel halfway up the country to do a video

 

[PrincessJeanie]

After the picture he posted yesterday, let’s remember what he says on his Spotlight CV
Oh Day 9 and still no squats from the grief thieving bleep

 

[Turmeric123]

After the picture he posted yesterday, let’s remember what he says on his Spotlight CV
Oh Day 9 and still no squats from the grief thieving bleep

More like 48 to 58

 

[Philimena cunk]

“Thirstier than an Ethiopian in a drought”

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After the picture he posted yesterday, let’s remember what he says on his Spotlight CV
Oh Day 9 and still no squats from the grief thieving bleep

What's with the pose and pout on all his headshot photos.
He looks like a right twit.
As much range as an zanussi fridge.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

More like 48 to 58

Imagine him turning up for an audition to play someone that’s 25-38. The person auditioning him would take one look and tell him he’d got the wrong room

 

[Philimena cunk]

More like 48 to 58

Imagine the instructions to the cameraman if he was ever used.
"If no industrial strength filter available, please smear two tubs of vaseline on the lens"....
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Imagine him turning up for an audition to play someone that’s 25-38. The person auditioning him would take one look and tell him he’d got the wrong room

He'd be ok if it was a saga holiday ad ...

 

[DeniseRoyle]

There's clearly nothing on the screen so this "acting" is spot on

 

[Philimena cunk]

Cute selfie of Cunty and Zelda....

 

[mousey]

There's clearly nothing on the screen so this "acting" is spot on
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His eyeballs are all over the place. Was the screen a moving target.

 

[MissMona]

There's clearly nothing on the screen so this "acting" is spot on
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Why is that kid eating popcorn anyway? It's not recommended to let toddlers eat it. There's no way I would let my nephew eat it yet, and he's only 3 months younger than Gail. And especially the way he likely crams it down - makes it a major choking hazard.

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

After the picture he posted yesterday, let’s remember what he says on his Spotlight CV
Oh Day 9 and still no squats from the grief thieving bleep

He got this bit wrong aswell

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Twitter

 

[Robin71]

So he has footie at 1pm then he is driving up to his mum's works out nicely for him he can hand Leo straight over to his mum for bath and bed i was going to say why doesn't he just go tomorrow but he can't possibly stay overnight on a Sunday in case a 2 minute slot on tv Monday morning pops up even his mum doesn't come before getting his ugly head on tv and much as she is an old bag i think it is really unfair that he hasn't seen her for 4 months and is only going up now to film content i think she was genuine in not wanting to.do it you know he is going to use it to make snidey little digs at her and pass it off as banter

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

So he has footie at 1pm then he is driving up to his mum's works out nicely for him he can hand Leo straight over to his mum for bath and bed i was going to say why doesn't he just go tomorrow but he can't possibly stay overnight on a Sunday in case a 2 minute slot on tv Monday morning pops up even his mum doesn't come before getting his ugly head on tv and much as she is an old bag i think it is really unfair that he hasn't seen her for 4 months and is only going up now to film content i think she was genuine in not wanting to.do it you know he is going to use it to make snidey little digs at her and pass it off as banter

I can't wait to hear what Zelda says about him

 

[quinzel]

@Robin71 that is defo fakey's O face in your profile pic

 

[Robin71]

Surprise surprise Zelda saying what we all know she doesn't want to do the challenge because he will be rude about her and upset her and if she says anything about him he doesn't like he will edit it out as for Leo making cookies you know your child's speech is bad when ypu have to.add subtitles plus he can't stop eating it every step of the way he even sticks his scruffy head in the mixing bowl . @quinzel i definitely think that is his cum face that's why i used it!