Jake Quickenden #115 Fakey the rancid bloodsucker of both death and charities

[Bearheads2811]

Sad thing is, he’s that deluded he thinks he’s of the same standing as all of them . Wonder if he’s telling Neil Ruddock & Jamie O’Hara (another twit), how he used to play professional football

He's being his usual Chameleon self pretending to 'fit in' with whoever he's talking to at the time, he'll be thinking Neil Ruddocks his new bestie now, but knowing Neil Ruddock he's probably just thinking what a complete twit you look in Aladdins Trousers!

 

[Turtledove58]

Is that a vape he’s got? He always looks so manic when he’s around his z celeb friends.
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I’ve just said the same! But I thought he had health anxiety so why would he vape billy bullshitter.

That’s the first I saw and those ridiculous trousers! The DM have thrown him under the bus
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He look like a bleeping predator

 

[PrincessJeanie]

What would she have used for content the last few months if she hadn’t been pregnant? Every bleeping day
As for him and his Odeon ‘ad’. How bleeping old does he look

 

[Philimena cunk]

What would she have used for content the last few months if she hadn’t been pregnant? Every bleeping day
As for him and his Odeon ‘ad’. How bleeping old does he look

That kid is not taking any notice of him. Completely unaware of him, just filling his face.
He's an old looking bleep, and she's a boring one

 

[xc01]

That odeon ad, I would imagine the large popcorn was for Fakey and the small for spud. However spud had other ideas and threw a tantrum to get the large box of popcorn!

 

[JazzFan]

That odeon ad, I would imagine the large popcorn was for Fakey and the small for spud. However spud had other ideas and threw a tantrum to get the large box of popcorn!

Doesn’t he always Augustus Gloop

 

[Barbie2020]

Flaps embarrassing reels about being pregnant can understand why Leo is away with the fairies, cos his mum is!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

The way my brain remembers every word of the theme tune from donkeys years ago but never the Netflix password

Wonder if she’s recovered from all the unpacking yet poor love get a PA

Her PA starts in January
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Cunty will do them all at once for attention.

He will also wear his rank draws while doing it on the landing of his shoebox house.

 

[Turtledove58]

This is a desperate attempt to get attention as always! I’m so embarrassed by his below simplistic brain capacity. Weather in autumn and winter is tit, we all know! Next he’ll be snuggling up with Owain Evans

 

[JazzFan]

Off to mummy’s for bitty and cash

 

[chucky wucky]

Flaps embarrassing reels about being pregnant can understand why Leo is away with the fairies, cos his mum is!

she’s just copying other influencers sketches on insta. No ideas of her own

 

[Justdee]

Can you imagine the stench that must come from that sofa bet he hadn't showered since he was touching himself up earlier when he was all sweaty

Also want his beard going grey last week and now it's dark
Is that vanity or to try and hide the roid chin

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Yes Fakey, play fighting with your son and throwing him around before bed helps him sleep

Still no bleeping squats done yet

 

[DeniseRoyle]

What an absolute wanker he looks. Deffo 'roiding it up'.

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Fakey has great taste in trousers

Has he started following Razor on insta yet?

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Howard's Way have called, they want their sails back.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Bingo for a few of us on this one What a bleep. Can drive to his mums for insta content but not just for a visit and surprise surprise, Flaps isn’t going
How gormless does he look in this

I feel like slicing off his thumb, whenever he does the thumbs up sign.

 

[Whazgoinin]

Bingo for a few of us on this one What a bleep. Can drive to his mums for insta content but not just for a visit and surprise surprise, Flaps isn’t going
How gormless does he look in this

Can we got a bingo for the next time he's correctly guessed for the commonly seen *face wipe, nipple scratch, armpit squeeze' combo that he often pulls out whilst waffling to himself in his own camera reflection?


Ewwwwwww

 

[Piff paff puff]

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bleeping hell , you bleep. Put those turkey teef back down onto dipped, for fucks sake.......

The don't even match the bottom set!

 

[trine]

Yes Fakey, play fighting with your son and throwing him around before bed helps him sleep

Still no bleeping squats done yet

Exactly what I thought.
Who in their right mind thinks that winding a kid up before bed helps them sleep? He’s so thick.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

In 4 months she wants people to believe she’s gained over 35,000 new ‘followers’, so why are all these newbies starting to follow her but none of them are liking or commenting on her posts? In 12 hours she’s got 12 comments and 614 likes and that’s with her also asking a question on it. Embarrassing.

Comments on sidebar of shame for Fakey