Jake Quickenden #115 Fakey the rancid bloodsucker of both death and charities

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PrincessJeanie said:
So he’s not seen her since February 🤥🤥🤥

March - Zelda looked after Leo whilst Flaps had her nose job
Early May - Visited her with Leo for a few days
May - Visited her to tell them Flaps was pregnant after that charity walk
June - Yorkshire Wildlife Park visit
July - She stayed at theirs to look after Leo whilst they went on an adult only trip to Italy
July/August - Came down to look after Leo when Flaps went to Ibiza, but stayed hidden cos he wanted people to think he was single parenting

Why would you lie about not seeing her since February, when the May and June visits are on the gram? It hardly looks good on him when he’s saying he’s not bothered seeing her for 9 months, when he’s got no excuse cos he’s barely worked in that time.

It shows he only sees her when he needs/wants her for something as well.
March - to babysit Leo
Early May - to film and read lines with him for his self taping reels
May - content for instagram (pregnancy reveal)
June - needed help with Leo for wildlife park, plus filmed a challenge reel together
July - to babysit Leo
July/August - to babysit Leo
Nov - to film a reel for Instagram and get some baby spends.
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Possibly means flapz hasn't see her since February... apart from the pregnancy announcement
He couldn't lie straight in bed
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Moaning because they're going g to a garden centre,. There's probably more there for Leo then some of the family holidays they've been on some garden centres are amazing right now but what he really means is he wants them to pay to.go somewhere exciting to him and gramable
You can see matts sick of him,to but why doesn't he say something if one of my lads spoke to me like that my hubby would eject them from the house.. but they wouldn't because they're nice lads with manners and compassion (and proper jobs)
It's so obvious there's problems.as flapz is Mia again,.my mil died.nearly 20 years and she was awesome and.now as I'm getting grandchildren it pains me that she ll never see them but to see the way theses 2 both avoid the others family's is soo odd and bizarre and is going to give the kids a warped.sense of family
 
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If he’s written a script for the suspect reel with his mum, him and Flappy definitely did that when they did it. Proving that the dad/brother comment was planned all along. No way did she just say it off the cuff and he didn’t know. In fact, knowing how he loves to use them at every given opportunity, he probably scripted that for her 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
ShowMeThe Money said:
He makes me want to vomit. Sticks up vain 2 reels of his revolting body in the gym then randomly puts up a picture of poppies. Just so we all know he's mindful & sensitive about Remembrance Day. Standing there at 11am with your head bent Fakey??
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I’m surprised he’s not done a grid post for Remembrance Day, knowing how he’ll use ANYTHING for engagement 😡
 
Saying to Matt are you happy how your life turned out because they are going to a garden centre erm what do you do with your son on a weekend fakey? Oh yeah duck all mostly or an occassional walk and pub lunch besides the garden centres have all the Christmas stuff out which i am sure Leo will love! I will be very interested to see if Zelda agrees to do his stupid challenge i personally think she can't wait for him to go home she seems particularly pissed off with him this time
 
Robin71 said:
Saying to Matt are you happy how your life turned out because they are going to a garden centre erm what do you do with your son on a weekend fakey? Oh yeah duck all mostly or an occassional walk and pub lunch besides the garden centres have all the Christmas stuff out which i am sure Leo will love! I will be very interested to see if Zelda agrees to do his stupid challenge i personally think she can't wait for him to go home she seems particularly pissed off with him this time
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Given the fact Matt has paid off his mortgage, has a nice house, a regular well paying job, a pension scheme and has a car he bought himself I imagine he's quite happy.
The only blot on his landscape is the irritating cunty workshy stepson he inherited.
 
And the suspect challenge is up he has of course gone out of his way to be as rude about her as possible but she does call him out on a couple of things that he is a hyperchondriac and has a paddy if he isn't centre of attention also wasted his inheritance from his dad no surprise there
 
Go. Go. Go.
No. No. No.
You see yourself as part of a zlist couple, showing off supposed ‘designer’ goods and ‘luxury’ holidays, but you’re having to sell things on Vinted for £7.00, rather than give them to charity. Something really doesn’t add up there 😂
Stop marking it as an ‘ad’ as well. Vinted are not paying you to advertise them.
 

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PrincessJeanie said:
Go. Go. Go.
No. No. No.
You see yourself as part of a zlist couple, showing off supposed ‘designer’ goods and ‘luxury’ holidays, but you’re having to sell things on Vinted for £7.00, rather than give them to charity. Something really doesn’t add up there 😂
Stop marking it as an ‘ad’ as well. Vinted are not paying you to advertise them.
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Spends for the baby moon. She's flogging this unwashed shite, he's mooching money off Zelda .
What a superstar lifestyle they have.
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MrsLonely said:
Just seen the new challenge he did with his mum.. he def wrote them for her, no way would she say all that. He wrote what he wanted her to say to him
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Imagine hurtling towards 40, another kid on the way, no regular income, and you piss off to mummy's to do this tit
She definitely dropped him on his head when he was a baby. That and his been a spoilt brat all his life
He'll never grow up. He'll still be doing this crap when she's six foot under and he's on his own
 
Robin71 said:
And the suspect challenge is up he has of course gone out of his way to be as rude about her as possible but she does call him out on a couple of things that he is a hyperchondriac and has a paddy if he isn't centre of attention also wasted his inheritance from his dad no surprise there
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How is being the centre of attention his job? If that was the case, he’d be in full time employment all year round. bleeping attention seeking bellends the pair of them 🤢 and for someone who didn’t want to do it, she’s already sharing it on her stories 🙄
Instead of filming reels with his mother for social media engagement, he should be doing his 100 squats a day for SU2C. Day 10 and still nothing 🤬
 
Baboff said:
Mainly a lurker on this thread but the interactions with his mum are always awful.
He doesn't understand how to gently tease and it's hard to watch him bully and snigger at his mum.
He may think it's hilarious but to be hilarious it needs to be loving and funny and he is neither.
He's a petty little twit who likes to demean people and takes great offence when people give it back. He also lacks any humour so just throws nasty little insults out.
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He would get nowhere with us, as a hard slap around the chops often offends.😎😎
 
I don’t find it funny that he wasted his Dads inheritance on duck all. I’m sorry but if he loved him so much, he should have done something useful with it. Poorly dad leaving money for his son and he just spends it on nights out and drinking. But yeh, let’s all have a good laugh at it 🙃

Pathetic little scrote. He’s never done one single thing that’s made me laugh.

As for her selling shite on Vinted. Most celebrities/well off influencers do give it to charity . She would sell her mother for a fiver.
 
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