Jake Quickenden #107 DJ Dicksplat's in da house. He's an absolute twat with a Beard for a spouse 🌈

[PrincessJeanie]

The more you watch this shitshow the worse it actually gets. Like today. I know they took the kids to WB when they went but the difference in that visit and what they’re doing today is huge. Also yet again shows what a liar she is. She said that was an ‘ad/pr trip’ when they took the kids, so why was their experience at WB so basic and vastly different to this? Surely it should have been the same IF she was getting paid to promote it? I mean I can’t remember the kids meeting loads of superheroes etc….
As for him dressing up as The Riddler. I’ve actually sicked up in my mouth watching it
For a 35 year old, he needs more attention than any child I’ve ever come across.

 

[mollyann]

Is flaps out in public with that awful outfit on and without a braHave some respect for the country you are in ffs.Both just getting in my nerves with this trip when both kids are left at home.They really have no shame do they

 

[Barbie2020]

The embarrassment I feel for them been at Warner when they’ve got two kids at home who would love it! Feel like posting a sarcastic comment along the lines of what good parents they are for taking their children along

I can honestly say hand on heart if someone said you can go on a luxury holiday for a week for free but you have to leave your kid at home I would not go! It’s not doing his following any good anyway

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I see you Flapz, I see you!

"It's a deal, it's a steal, it's a sale of the bleeping century!"

It's also yet another FAKE! Just like YOU and YOUR MARRIAGE!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

The embarrassment I feel for them been at Warner when they’ve got two kids at home who would love it! Feel like posting a sarcastic comment along the lines of what good parents they are for taking their children along

I can honestly say hand on heart if someone said you can go on a luxury holiday for a week for free but you have to leave your kid at home I would not go! It’s not doing his following any good anyway

I wonder what the kids grandparents think if they’re watching all this? If my adult kids were doing this but leaving my grandchildren behind, I’d sure as hell say something to them about it. This is not work. It is a bleeping free (maybe not for Flaps) holiday
I do actually think they probably have had DMs about the kids not being there. There’s got to be a reason she’s not even done one grid post and he’s only done one and worded it as an appreciation post to her, and the only ‘negative’ comment, regarding his dislike of Dubai, he deleted. Normally they’d be doing at least one post a day. Look at the amount of grid content they did from The Maldives and the Bahamas? Being their honeymoon and a rare family holiday they knew they’d get away with it. This is totally different. Remember the negativity they got about their freebie to DLP and that was with the kids? The fact they’ve not even mentioned the children once, I think is because they don’t want to draw attention to the fact they’ve unnecessarily fucked off and left them behind, yet again.
I look forward to what spin the pair of them put on this when it comes to posting their ‘ads’ on their actual grids. You know they’re already making their reasons/excuses and I bet if we did a bingo, we’d mark the whole card off ie ‘we need to work’, ‘adult only time makes us better parents’, ‘got some exciting things planned with the kids’, ‘the heat would have been too much for them’ and I could carry on but I’ve already written 2 essays and other comments on here today and it’s only 1230pm

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

I just can’t anymore, with his ugly giant dipper head always trying to be centre stage & her with her miserable, slapped arse face. They are so dated and out of their depth. Dreadful clothes style & over filtered. Who are they influencing exactly - couples that selfishly want to go away without their kids? Are there couples like that?

 

[cazellie]

I wonder what the kids grandparents think if they’re watching all this? If my adult kids were doing this but leaving my grandchildren behind, I’d sure as hell say something to them about it. This is not work. It is a bleeping free (maybe not for Flaps) holiday
I do actually think they probably have had DMs about the kids not being there. There’s got to be a reason she’s not even done one grid post and he’s only done one and worded it as an appreciation post to her, and the only ‘negative’ comment, regarding his dislike of Dubai, he deleted. Normally they’d be doing at least one post a day. Look at the amount of grid content they did from The Maldives and the Bahamas? Being their honeymoon and a rare family holiday they knew they’d get away with it. This is totally different. Remember the negativity they got about their freebie to DLP and that was with the kids? The fact they’ve not even mentioned the children once, I think is because they don’t want to draw attention to the fact they’ve unnecessarily fucked off and left them behind, yet again.
I look forward to what spin the pair of them put on this when it comes to posting their ‘ads’ on their actual grids. You know they’re already making their reasons/excuses and I bet if we did a bingo, we’d mark the whole card off ie ‘we need to work’, ‘adult only time makes us better parents’, ‘got some exciting things planned with the kids’, ‘the heat would have been too much for them’ and I could carry on but I’ve already written 2 essays and other comments on here today and it’s only 1230pm

You are spot on. I don’t think they’d be able to explain this one with their pathetic excuses but some of their sheep will truly believe they ‘work’ for it. No excuse whatsoever doing things they could with their own kids yet whoever they take them isn’t child friendly. Zelda is to blame for this man child and Flaps is a disgrace

 

[mollyann]

Must be loving the free food going by this pictureFlaps so dated with her inappropriate clothing and haha at her fake arse jewellery.Sells tatty arse trainers for a tenner on vinted and supposedly spent thousands on designer itemsI bet flaps mum is pulling her hair out in clumps looking after that little tit

 

[Philimena cunk]

Those poor young ones. It must be like when you piss off to Tenerife with your mates before Uni, and you realise your mum and dad bleeping tag along....
Poor bastards.....

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Very apt.

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Get home to your kids you desperate bleeping idiots.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

And he’s started now he remembers that they’ve got kids remember last time they went to a beach club let’s hope she keeps those flaps tucked in and Fakey doesn’t do a Wayne Lineker on Tyrique Also he makes me laugh. ‘He loves a beach club’ barring their joint do before their wedding at O Beach, when has he ever gone to a Beach Club. Again trying to fit it with the youngsters

 

[Barbie2020]

And he’s started now he remembers that they’ve got kids remember last time they went to a beach club let’s hope she keeps those flaps tucked in and Fakey doesn’t do a Wayne Lineker on Tyrique Also he makes me laugh. ‘He loves a beach club’ barring their joint do before their wedding at O Beach, when has he ever gone to a Beach Club. Again trying to fit it with the youngsters

He meant to write “love a free beach club”
I think

 

[bluecups]

Tyrique looks genuinely pissed off with him, that 'bantz' about saying Fakey's slider/sandal combo was "tit" wasn't said in jest. Chris Hughes probably gave him a heads up and told him to beware.

I had a look at Tyrique, Lucie and Amber Turner's insta accounts and they've not mentioned, featured or tagged Fakey and Flapz once. Not once.

They have no shame but I'm embarrassed for them.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

And he’s started now he remembers that they’ve got kids remember last time they went to a beach club let’s hope she keeps those flaps tucked in and Fakey doesn’t do a Wayne Lineker on Tyrique Also he makes me laugh. ‘He loves a beach club’ barring their joint do before their wedding at O Beach, when has he ever gone to a Beach Club. Again trying to fit it with the youngsters

bleeping pricks.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Tyrique looks genuinely pissed off with him, that 'bantz' about saying Fakey's slider/sandal combo was "tit" wasn't said in jest. Chris Hughes probably gave him a heads up and told him to beware.

I had a look at Tyrique, Lucie and Amber Turner's insta accounts and they've not mentioned, featured or tagged Fakey and Flapz once. Not once.

They have no shame but I'm embarrassed for them.

You’d have known if they’d shared or tagged him at all, cos he would have reshared it on his own stories

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Tyrique looks genuinely pissed off with him, that 'bantz' about saying Fakey's slider/sandal combo was "tit" wasn't said in jest. Chris Hughes probably gave him a heads up and told him to beware.

I had a look at Tyrique, Lucie and Amber Turner's insta accounts and they've not mentioned, featured or tagged Fakey and Flapz once. Not once.

They have no shame but I'm embarrassed for them.

They probably all hate them both and wonder why the duck they're even there. They've really shown themselves up on this trip. Sad cunts. Get back to your bleeping kids.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Must be loving the free food going by this pictureFlaps so dated with her inappropriate clothing and haha at her fake arse jewellery.Sells tatty arse trainers for a tenner on vinted and supposedly spent thousands on designer itemsI bet flaps mum is pulling her hair out in clumps looking after that little titView attachment 3029560 q

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[ShowMeThe Money]

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Thread suggestion right there☝

 

[Luvabitagoss]

Tyrique looks genuinely pissed off with him, that 'bantz' about saying Fakey's slider/sandal combo was "tit" wasn't said in jest. Chris Hughes probably gave him a heads up and told him to beware.

I had a look at Tyrique, Lucie and Amber Turner's insta accounts and they've not mentioned, featured or tagged Fakey and Flapz once. Not once.

They have no shame but I'm embarrassed for them.

Amber reposted the dinner picture

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

I think she’s had so much work done to her face, she can’t smile anymore
Pissing myself that she actually she thinks people will believe she’s been wearing a £300 brooch (Loewe) and a bracelet of upwards of £5,000 (Cartier), whilst her whole holiday wardrobe (so far) has basically been Zara, a brand that’s she’s slagged off a number of times Not seen any ‘designer’ bags or shoes from her yet. Probably can’t use them cos they’ll stand out as fake, next to the other girls on the trip, whose designer gear is probably the real thing

Flapz will claim she’s wearing Zara so she can be relatable to her ‘fans’