Jake Quickenden #107 DJ Dicksplat's in da house. He's an absolute twat with a Beard for a spouse 🌈

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Oh god how grim does that table look with Fakey sitting in prize position. No doubt the others have been subjected to his passive aggressive jokes & that awful fake laugh he does. Flappy will be dead uncomfortable while he subjects her to endless send ups & bants bro in front of the young set. She will be secretly checking out their complexions, hair & fashion styles with a sour look. You just know Fake has gone for the most expensive stuff on the menu like the steak. Got to get your money's worth boi.
 
Even if she’s pregnant, they are not gonna get much attention from it apart from a few extra likes on the announcement post! They’ve done such an amazing job with Leo haven’t they? 😂 At least Fred has got other family who seem loads better than these two pricks.

I’m pretty convinced she is pregnant with the sudden change in style of clothing. God help the poor kid if they are.

Flaps family obviously hate Fakey, that’s why there won’t be any face time shots of them. It’s all a very strange set up from the worlds biggest family man.
 
Cant believe she actually said the waterpark would be “great for kids” 🤣 How bleeping stupid/selfish is she??? What must her ‘lovlies’ think of her??

This is the strangest PR trip I have ever seen? I don’t know where to start???

To be honest id say them young ones hated it? Ok fair enough the waterpark and Ferrari World would have kept anyone entertained them for a few hours (a family would spend the day there with their kids)

I don’t believe they stayed in that boring beige Military Hotel after their free food which doesn’t look very appetising 🤢 Why are they not showing any of the nightlife in Abu Dhabi? or the day time sessions? Strangest PR trip i’ve ever seen!
 
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Barbie2020 said:
Even if she’s pregnant, they are not gonna get much attention from it apart from a few extra likes on the announcement post! They’ve done such an amazing job with Leo haven’t they? 😂 At least Fred has got other family who seem loads better than these two pricks.

I’m pretty convinced she is pregnant with the sudden change in style of clothing. God help the poor kid if they are.

Flaps family obviously hate Fakey, that’s why there won’t be any face time shots of them. It’s all a very strange set up from the worlds biggest family man.
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If she’s pregnant, they might scrape a 1 page spread in OK a couple of months after they’ve announced it. Remember how they featured their wedding 2 months after it happened 😂 oh sorry I forgot according to him, they turned down several magazine deals to cover it 🤥🤥🤥 Good luck to them getting any more adult only trips with a unruly toddler and a baby to look after. Maybe that’s why someone other than Zelda is doing this one, to see if it works out ok and then her family can take one child and Zelda the other. That way they can both carry on with their blossoming ‘influencing’ careers 😉
 
Omgggg how pathetic is Fakey. He was asking Tyrique’s fans to follow him on Snapchat….he said he doesn’t currently have Snapchat but he will soon. He was putting on a street accent. He was also singing, he’s trying to claw a singing career somehow. He’s lost and tapped!
 

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Omgggg how pathetic is Fakey. He was asking Tyrique’s fans to follow him on Snapchat….he said he doesn’t currently have Snapchat but he will soon. He was putting on a street accent. He was also singing, he’s trying to claw a singing career somehow. He’s lost and tapped!
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Yeh cos Fakey needs yet another social media platform to attention seek on 🙄 Funny how Tyrique is happy to share him on Snapchat but not showing him on his Instagram at all and that’s with Fakey obsessively tagging him on there 😂 I wondered when Tyrique announced upcoming music, if suddenly Fakey would start ‘singing’ in front of him. So predictable.
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Yeh cos Fakey needs yet another social media platform to attention seek on 🙄 Funny how Tyrique is happy to share him on Snapchat but not showing him on his Instagram at all and that’s with Fakey obsessively tagging him on there 😂 I wondered when Tyrique announced upcoming music, if suddenly Fakey would start ‘singing’ in front of him. So predictable.
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Bingo re the music. He’s so predictable. Maybe he’s angling for a collab.
 
OnlyJustSaying said:
Omgggg how pathetic is Fakey. He was asking Tyrique’s fans to follow him on Snapchat….he said he doesn’t currently have Snapchat but he will soon. He was putting on a street accent. He was also singing, he’s trying to claw a singing career somehow. He’s lost and tapped!
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Tyrique really ripping the piss out of Fakey with those comments 🤣🤣🤣. And yeah - Maris will be a right little tit if he's no longer the favoured child!
 
All this talk about how much time he spends away from the kids, I thought I’d have a look back and see how many holidays/trips, only ones outside the UK, him/her have done since Leo was born, spent with or without the children. Yes I have got far too much time on my hands at the moment 😂😂😂

Rhodes - All of them.
Ibiza - Fakey, Flaps & Leo
New York - Fakey & Flaps
Paris - Fakey & Flaps
America - Flaps, Fred & Leo
Santorini - Fakey & Flaps
Mykonos - Flaps
Dublin - Fakey
Portugal - All of them
Ibiza - All of them
Dubai - Fakey, Flaps & Leo
Dubai - All of them
Abu Dhabi - All of them
Maldives - Fakey & Flaps
Turkey - Flaps, Fred & Leo
Menorca - Fakey, Flaps & Leo
America - Fakey only (Visit USA gig)
DLP - All of them
America - Flaps only (Visit USA gig)
America - Flaps, Fred & Leo
Skiing - Fakey & Flaps
America - Flaps, Fred & Leo
Bahamas - All of them
Benidorm - Flaps, Fred & Leo
Abu Dhabi - Fakey & Flaps
If I’ve missed any, it’s cos they’ve not put them on insta, which lets be honest is highly unlikely 😂

Also bearing in mind, this doesn’t include various adult only spa trips and the occasional overnight hotel stays, again without the kids.
He’s also done Footloose, The Full Monty, trained for a MMA fight and done various other jobs that require him being away from home, ie ITV win, ‘singing’ in holiday camps and playing baby Dino 🦖😂, since Leo was born, so that’s even more time away from him.
So as is glaringly obvious, Fakey swerves a lot of ‘family’ holidays. Be interesting to see, the fact he’s unemployed, if he’ll actually make it to her sisters this year?
Couple of things looking back. I’d forgotten how many times he shared that bleeping proposal video and how he still uses the same lines now, as he did the first time they left Leo for a night only 4 months after he was born ⬇️
Yes Flaps does the majority of the parenting but I’ve never know a mother leave her kids as much as she has. If there’s another on the way, she’s screwed 🤭
 

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