Jake Quickenden #107 DJ Dicksplat's in da house. He's an absolute twat with a Beard for a spouse 🌈

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Look! She’s prolly covering her face because bellend Fakey is on the prowl and filming all of them.
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CrazyBaldhead said:
'Fans'...... I just nearly bleeping choked! 😂😂
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All I see are bunions and T-Rex feet!

"I see Jake, not Mary. Jake loves DICK".

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😂😂😂 we all know the real reason she wears Zara is cos she’s skint but she likes to pretend she only wears high end stuff hence the frequent Turkey trips. @CrazyBaldhead, do we all remember when she was slagging Zara off saying she was bored of their clothes, I bet it was cos they refused to give her freebies. She’s Mrs Quickenden after all, how dare they.
 

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PrincessJeanie said:
You can tell the ‘influencers on this trip by the standard of their reels. The way the girls (not Flappy) have shown parts of this so far, is way ahead of anything I’ve even seen when F&F are promoting something. There’s a reason OL have shared Ambers story and nothing he’s done 😂 Oh talking of Amber, I just realised she now lives in Dubai. I wonder if Fakey has told her how much he dislikes it there 😂 Anything he’s written slating Dubai I’m keeping, so in case he ever tries to or gets an actual freebie there, I’ll send it to whoever he’s blagged it off of and make sure they know what a sell out he is 👍🏻
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He believes his own lies, doesn’t he. How would he not like Dubai but claim to like Abu Dhabi just cos he is being paid to promote it. Abu Dhabi is on a much smaller scale and we know Jacob likes it big. I can’t wait for him to tag along next time his management send their influencers to Dubai and there is another last minute dropout by a proper Influencer. No way is he ever 1st choice.
 
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Oh my days, this bleeping trip🤣🤣🤣 Fakey trying to do a smouldering look🤮🤮🤮 and Flaps with her bleeping face🤮🤮🤮 wtaf has she done to herself, she looks bloody awful. Pmsl at her I'll come back with the boys, only if you can grift a stay love😬😬😬
So they are back home tomorrow, and both remembered they have kids, absolute cunts🤬🤬🤬 where's your facetime with Gail Fake🤔🤔🤔
 
OnlyJustSaying said:
He believes his own lies, doesn’t he. How would he not like Dubai but claim to like Abu Dhabi just cos he is being paid to promote it. Abu Dhabi is on a much smaller scale and we know Jacob likes it big. I can’t wait for him to tag along next time his management send their influencers to Dubai and there is another last minute dropout by a proper Influencer. No way is he ever 1st choice.
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Hates Dubai but went there twice in the space of 3 months. He only hates it cos he can’t afford to stay/go to the places most of the z listers use when they go. Him saying he doesn't like it there, gives him the excuse why they don’t go there like everyone else. He’d soon have a change of heart if he got offered a freebie there like this one in Abu Dhabi 💯
 
PrincessJeanie said:
Hates Dubai but went there twice in the space of 3 months. He only hates it cos he can’t afford to stay/go to the places most of the z listers use when they go. Him saying he doesn't like it there, gives him the excuse why they don’t go there like everyone else. He’d soon have a change of heart if he got offered a freebie there like this one in Abu Dhabi 💯
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Let's be honest, he'd go to Gaza if he was offered a hotel with a well equipped gym, free wi-fi and all inclusive on the food and drink.
 
Jane_Mcdonald said:
I just looked at her grid post and was like wow 66 comments, only cos she's replied to everyone ffs🤣🤣🤣🤣
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They’ve both doing that all the time now 😂 They think it makes them look more popular to brands, cos they’re too thick to comprehend that brands, like us, can see they’re replying to everybody and that’s the only reason the comments are higher. Still 66 comments and 33 of them are hers, is pretty tit for someone with 278,000 ‘followers’ 😂
 
Keepingupappearances said:
She looks awfull in that picture of them at the table. She must have had more work done since the first nose job. Nose looks alot more turned up and the bottom half of her face looks totally different. She looks like the joker. Why the frig has she done it to herself, she looks rediculous!!
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I can't believe how different she looks, good god she's definitely had a loada filler in her face along with that dodgy nose affair she's had done, the bottom half of her face looks bloody awful proper puffy, what on earth has she done to herself and she always looks so damned miserable. I'd bet my last penny on it she's pregnant, I've looked back on her most recent pictures and she's wearing a different style of clothes to what she usually wears which looks dead baggy and Ill fitting and she keeps putting her arm across her stomach in photos, as for those saggy baps they look even saggier and bigger than normal 🤣.
Jesus the ferrel insubordinate one will probably smack crap out of the new baby with his long cardboard tube out of jealousy 🤦🏼‍♀️
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PrincessJeanie said:
You can see why their house is a tit tip and he had to get step daddy to help finance his car. All their money goes on holidays, just so they can get content and fake a lifestyle for the gram 🤢
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And every flaming holiday all he wears are those twatting brown sandals!... Oh sorry mustn't forget the beige Trousers 🙄🤣
 
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