Jack Monroe #82 Cooking in a boot

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Alansbigplate said:
It’s the slow wink for me, which is even worse in the traditional Ruby gif

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Is it a wink or an astigmatism?
 
Cariad said:
View attachment 265041 qThink Jack needs some remedial bread making lessons....this was my sourdough loaf earlier this week ( my Scottish grandad was a master baker though - and so WC too!...triangulate me!)
please excuse the grotty looking Le Creuset casserole dish in background....it is 30 years old and has done me well over the decades...sadly , however, I do not possess a Cotswold sideboard
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Be there in a little while with a tub of Danpak (I’m not FANCY)
 
Tabitha D said:
This is the Standard piece on EU Referendum night at the Groucho - it mentions Jack and Jude Law (and others).
www.standard.co.uk

Londoner's Diary: Stunned in the Groucho as history unfolds

Soho, The Londoner observed while strolling over to the Groucho Club’s all-night referendum screening last night, gave a fine performance of being the heart of a confident European capital. In the aftermath of the storms, the bars had thrown open their windows to the street, and there was so...
www.standard.co.uk www.standard.co.uk
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From the article, "Jude Law tried to look discreet in a corner while fixated on David Dimbleby". If he was being discreet in a corner, how come he was in the way of R Jackie's view of the TV? Redcar was referred to in there too, but no mention of foul mouth expletives directed Jude's way.

I think it is called gilding the lily, one talent R Jackie has in abundance.
 
MancBee said:
From the article, "Jude Law tried to look discreet in a corner while fixated on David Dimbleby". If he was being discreet in a corner, how come he was in the way of R Jackie's view of the TV? Redcar was referred to in there too, but no mention of foul mouth expletives directed Jude's way.

I think it is called gilding the lily, one talent R Jackie has in abundance.
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That article is so London twitterarseish. It’s like another planet to me.
 
Veronicaaa said:
You just know at some stage she's going to claim she was deepfaked by internet trolls, making it sound all porny rather than giffy.
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I know there is Rule 34.. But as a species we've got to have limits.

kachoochoo said:
although, having had a quick scroll through this one's twitter feed I just think they need a hobby, rather than they're actively out to get jack like eamonn's cousin and bbl
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Sorry, if being dense. What am I missing here?
 
MancBee said:
From the article, "Jude Law tried to look discreet in a corner while fixated on David Dimbleby". If he was being discreet in a corner, how come he was in the way of R Jackie's view of the TV? Redcar was referred to in there too, but no mention of foul mouth expletives directed Jude's way.

I think it is called gilding the lily, one talent R Jackie has in abundance.
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Nah, she's soooo little, he probably didn't notice she was stood behind him hiding behind an Aspidistra as he sat down.
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
Trying desperately to erase the image in my mind of her running after setting up the self timer on one of her many phones, jumping on a sideboard and taking what she believes to be a thot shot in manky clothes and a reverse rats tail.

It reeks of desperation.
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Hang on, there are two Cotswold pieces there that are unaccounted for in the audit. We have a 3 Door Sideboard (52kgs) and a Sideboard with Wine Rack (54.5kgs), priced at £449 each. This brings our running totals to 12 items at a retail cost of £6142 and a backbreaking combined weight of 789.68kgs.

I am sure there are undiscovered Cotswoldian treasures scattered around the bungalow. If any of our detectives spot anymore in #26, please let me know.


As for the outstanding work by @Alansbigplate this weekend - I have no words, except, genius, and thankyou (🙃). I think Jack will be equally impressed.
 
I am dumbfounded still that someone who is actually writing a political poverty book took her voice away from am issue ( Brexit) that many are worrying about more than anything else.

No matter how she voted she would still be able to say. I voted remain because I felt it was better because or I voted leave because I thought it was better because. Nope she just never bothered her bum because it "wasn't her circus" I am sure her fanatics that hang of her every word were so happy to here she cared so much.
 
Veronicaaa said:
You just know at some stage she's going to claim she was deepfaked by internet trolls, making it sound all porny rather than giffy.
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Yeah I’ve accepted that I’m going down for crimes against the internet, kind of looking forward to the judge saying ‘and did you not place Ms Monroe’s features upon that of Alan Partridge shrugging?’ And then I’ll just shrug
 
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