Jack Monroe #80 A dog is for life, not just to sadfish

[colouredlines]

This sudden quest to be 19th Best Mother of the Year is extra jarring when you remember how she recently spent a month about how a cat she had for a week taught her what love was. Her son was literally not mentioned once in the kitten phase.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Do we reckon her account will stay unlocked until the full moon has been and gone?

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Ive just caught up, but stuck on the thought of Yr5 being the cut off for taking my boys to school theyre still so young then! I'm so going to be that mum.

 

[Tabitha D]

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Walking behind her son and his friends, arguing with strangers on the Internet.

In other words, she does not give a tit about animal welfare when it comes to the meat she buys and stuffs into her son. It’s here in black and white.

 

[Silver Linings]

I've just had to go back and have a look at that Sunday £20 ASDA shop. She's used hardly any of it. What has she done with the turkey gristle leg, chicken legs, chicken livers, soft cheese, apples, mushrooms, cabbage, salad bag, and plethora of bread rolls. All on the turn so should have been used that day.

She fed the horse.

 

[LexiLu]

Ive just caught up, but stuck on the thought of Yr5 being the cut off for taking my boys to school theyre still so young then! I'm so going to be that mum.

It’s not the cut off, just mine is copying his older brother and we live so close to his school. Lots still have parents taking and collecting in yr5...... yr6 though is a different kettle of fish unless it rains

 

[Begborrowsteal]

It’s not the cut off, just mine is copying his older brother and we live so close to his school. Lots still have parents taking and collecting in yr5...... yr6 though is a different kettle of fish unless it rains

Oh I know, just imagining them telling me at that age is so sad! I'm a soppy shite though My mum let me go alone in Yr6 and I look back now and think she was nuts! (Only because it was a bad area)

 

[Thymian40]

That turkey leg will have gone even more rotten than when she snarfed it off the whoopsie shelf

“Snarfed it off the whoopsie shelf” I have literally just severely hooted up a lung with plenty of black pepper.

 

[GothPrincess]

I’m furious with her becoming vegan because it became popular & just so she could get a book out of it. That meat she bought is disgusting and grim. And she feeds that to her kid. She can afford organic meat. There are lots of butchers around so she can get more decent meat.

 

[FrumpyCat]

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Nobody would have any clue about SB if you didn’t constantly use him for fodder. You libellous cowbag.

Yeah so terrified she virtually tells twitter where she keeps her house keys. Hey every one I'm off to Asda, waking alone on the beach, sitting by a pond whatever. If it's too cold for me to get my tatts out, you can identify me by scarf.

 

[Themaninblack]

This sudden quest to be 19th Best Mother of the Year is extra jarring when you remember how she recently spent a month about how a cat she had for a week taught her what love was. Her son was literally not mentioned once in the kitten phase.

He may not have been with her at the time (after all she managed to tit shoot off to Edinburgh at very short notice). Out of sight, out of mind?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Yeah so terrified she virtually tells twitter where we keeps her house keys. Hey every one I'm off to Asda, waking alone on the beach, sitting by a pond whatever. If it's too cold for me to get my tatts out, you can identify me by scarf.

The biggest threat to their safety is.....

 

[bazzam]

she is such a manipulating piece of baggage. on twitter she often overshares pics, personal info about her son and her followers often comment and enquire about him. here, i don't think any of us ever wish to interact with JM in real life and have only ever showed concern about her son's well being.

she is the one putting exploiting him on SM, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets teased about her. Most 11 year old have a awareness of social media and I can imagine all his friends mum's are aware of very of her and her chaos'.

 

[Bobtheknob]

I’m back. Jack is still on one eh.
Instagram advert

I’ve just seen that. I can’t find any mention of Jack.

 

[Minniemousesshoes]

“Snarfed it off the whoopsie shelf” I have literally just severely hooted up a lung with plenty of black pepper.

what about the people who NEED the whoopsie shelf. She’s taking food from people who may not be able to afford full price with her olayacting at being poor. This is evil.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Oh I know, just imagining them telling me at that age is so sad! I'm a soppy shite though My mum let me go alone in Yr6 and I look back now and think she was nuts! (Only because it was a bad area)

It's the best time to do it - they've been following the same route since they were around 3 years old, if not younger if there are older siblings, they know every nook and cranny of the buildings/roads and they could do it, theoretically, almost in their sleep.

After all, the alternative is being in Year 7 and having to go out on your own for the first time for a significantly longer distance, earlier in the morning/in the dark with buses, trains, trams, long walks, dodgy kids from other schools (or the ones that are in the year above) - and then possibly still not managing it and getting to 16/18 without ever having travelled independently.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Mmmm delicious.

 

[Captainmouse]

Launch into the bin? Into a big hole in the back garden? Give us a clue!

The mud puddle full of Burberry's?

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Hhgnnnnnghh...
This possibly familiar Squiggle is followed by our favourite alter-ego, Peeky Mink

 

[Tabitha D]

I wonder if any of SB’s friends ever get invited back for tea.