Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo

[Scarletfever]

Just read her "recipe" for the eyelid and fridge dregs stew.

Does SB tell her every meal she makes is his favourite ever or what?

 

[SweetTransvestite]

What, her Dad?

I'm just wondering what a qualified fire service professional would make of it?

 

[Alansbigplate]

Yeah, look the little scumbag

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Just read her "recipe" for the eyelid and fridge dregs stew.

Does SB tell her every meal she makes is his favourite ever or what?

Was thinking this myself. Whatever she sets down to him is his favourite. Perhaps he's learned fast that's just what you have to say to her for a quiet life. Of course, everything JM says must be taken with half a bucket of salt, which is handy as it disguises the taste of the food

 

[Alansbigplate]

I'm just wondering what a qualified fire service professional would make of it?

On lockdown letdown daily kitchen Matt much someone tweeted her that her cooker wasn’t compliant because the hob is lower than the work surfaces she lost her tit cos she bought the special pink cooker herself the first cooker she’s ever owned and they’re WRONG

 

[Veronicaaa]

He’s all over insta selling it to the young uns. Have a feeling it’s low alcohol not AF too

She's already in with Toff after that Brexit blind date, why not go the whole hog?

 

[I’MBUSY!]

Totes, Jacks. You’re all about the homework and a measured response.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Totes, Jacks. You’re all about the homework and a measured response.

You’d know Jack! you posh twit!

 

[NP]

Totes, Jacks. You’re all about the homework and a measured response.

Yes Jack, because that’s a really pressing issue. Maybe JKR does a £20 Asda shop instead. Not everyone with money pisses it up the wall (or Cotswold sideboard)

 

[Veronicaaa]

Totes, Jacks. You’re all about the homework and a measured response.

lol what? Of all the things to slag JK about, she's going for ... not knowing about the colour coding of Fortnums? Of which our WC hero jack is an expert in, of course. For reasons.

 

[Scarletfever]

How much is the new JKR out of interest?

Also, was the David Walliams pile on based on homework and measured response?

 

[NP]

How much is the new JKR out of interest?

Also, was the David Walliams pile on based on homework and measured response?

She didn’t even Google what “tutelage” meant before insisting DW was a racist.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She didn’t even Google what “tutelage” meant before insisting DW was a racist.

IT'S A FOREIGN NAME!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Hahahaha new rule of doing the homework first. Good idea, you wouldn't want to make a massive twit of yourself by stereotyping a character into having a "weird name" and different colour of skin than the author intended.

 

[I’MBUSY!]

Hahahaha new rule of doing the homework first. Good idea, you wouldn't want to make a massive twit of yourself by stereotyping a character into having a "weird name" and different colour of skin than the author intended.

I really like her qualifier to her rule: “ I have a rule of *trying* not to comment before doing the homework”.

Good out, there.

 

[Tabitha D]

not falling for it

I fell for it. WEIRD.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's such a snivelling little coward.

 

[UnderTheRadar]

I'm in the past here, true to my name I'm on the Grunka Express but I wanted to shout forward, through a wormhole to say @Geetbo I feel your pain. Back when Jack got her new Smeg, she posted an interior shot and I was DEVASTATED to discover that I had the same butter dish as her

Was it the rainbow one from Asda Grunka? If so babe, SAME

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Ah yes of course!
Jack - Inventor of all things

It'll be her Celtic DNA babe hen.
She's genetically predisposed, it's not her fault.

Now absolutely get tae duck xoxo

 

[Tabitha D]

Crikey, Jack Monroe is really loathed on here. This thread has escalated since this morning. No wonder there are so many threads about her.

I wouldn’t say loathed actually. It’s more that we see the (many many) lies and inconsistencies, and we see that she’s blatantly ripped people off who are less well off than her (see, for starters, the Kickstarter fiasco), and we want to hold her to account.