Jack Monroe #75 Peekaboo

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Scarletfever said:
She really angered me yesterday with her pretending to be poor asda shop.

Today ahe has angered me with her kombucha that tastes (duck all) like whisky.

Someone in her tweet replies actually linked a small scottish kombucha company, which she completely ignored (as far as I could see). A retweet or a signal boost from someone like JM could really help that company.

If it isn't directly benefitting her she could not give a damn. God forbid she'd boost someone else's business or help someone out when she can leverage her social media following to put herself forward for work she has no experience of, and nothing to offer.
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so, she'll ignore a small co but if it's "celebs" she's all 👀
 
MayflowerMadam said:
Crikey, Jack Monroe is really loathed on here. 🤣🤣 This thread has escalated since this morning. No wonder there are so many threads about her. 🤣🤣
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PoorPatrol said:
Apart from that, there’s about half a stalk of chard cut up in that, between two. How is she using her measurements of the five a day? Is she measuring in the same way she measured space and time? Living with Jack must be like that film Inception 😩
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Harrybosch said:
She doesn't understand five a day. It's five portions of fruit and veg a day. A portion is 80-100 gram. So 400 - 500 grams. Should be somewhat varied, but doesn't mean you need five different fruits or vegetables every day. So unless her SB eats about 700 - 800 grams of this dish (allowing for weight of stock, bacon and sausages), he won't be getting his five a day.
Why do we need to spell the most basic crap out to her?
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Well, now she's talked about how many portions of their 5-a-day are in it in the blog post for the recipe, and she says that a portion of fruit and veg is 70g. It's not, it's 80g according to the NHS website.
 
SweetTransvestite said:
Sounds delicious.. how on earth did you think of it?
Do I need to do anything with the beans once I've opened the tin?

..If only there was a Me(l)ssiah to shine a light on all this confusion.
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Yes you rinse all the juice from the beans, slice up a kumquat (peel the fur off first) and then just bung it all in a curry. *chef’s kiss* now get to duck x
 
Froggies said:
This may have been mentioned as I’m on a Grunka but she cooked the sausages from frozen? Why did she freeze sausages she bought yesterday? 🤷‍♀️ Surely being all frugal and that, she meal plans. Therefore she’d have known he’d be having sausages today and she wouldn’t have needed to freeze them.

This one would give Pinocchio a run for his money, I tell ya 🤥
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I think those bags of Smartprice sausages come frozen in the first place.
 
kachoochoo said:
so, she'll ignore a small co but if it's "celebs" she's all 👀
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incidentally, I once had a fag standing next to Spencer Matthews outside a hotel in London, he kept looking at me like I should know who is was! I didn't have a clue like.
we just noticed there was a large queue to the bar next door, googled it and learnef there was a made in chelsea highlights show being filmed there!
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man, I've fucked this haven't I?!_
 
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