Jack Monroe #73 If your attitude is off-kilter, try a cartoon filter

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Echoing previous comments, but who the duck is Natalia? It would be brilliant if Caroline quit after being furloughed/not being furloughed/getting paid by Monroe /but definitely getting paid by the government/or perhaps not getting paid at all and all so that her boss can sad fish for the bother it left HER in. And who knows, maybe she’s amongst us? Caroline, reveal yourself!

And re the letter thing. Did anyone else read about the binder for her son and imagine that his narcissist mum made him a binder of positive things others have said about HER? Haha. As in “don’t worry son, if you’re ever feeling down just pull out that binder I gave you and read about how amazing your mother is...”
 
People-huv-tae-know said:
View attachment 244733 qAin't that the truth. Have you been reading Tattle again Jack? The clock is ticking!
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Oh don’t be modest Jack. What about the time your superhuman strength came to the fore and you sent your son flying off a swing?, The time you told Jude Law to sit the duck down because you needed to see Redcar & let’s not forget the famous shin kicking incident on the train because your personal space is to be respected.
 
Jay-cloth Cow said:
She has amazing handwriting - as shown when she posted a selfie with a note to @Yel To prove it was her. I was very jealous
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'Tis really nice, I agree! The selfie in question:

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LavaFlake said:
Did it even exist to begin with? Who knows 😂🤔It's hard to know what to believe...

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Oh I'm absolutely positive she did in fact create a lever arch folder specifically for any praise she got! I'm also absolutely positive it's somewhere in her house along with all the rest of her lever arch folders, perhaps she's misfiled it in the 'trolls' section of one of her massive bookcases.
 
Ellabella said:
Natalie works at her literary agency. Jack has just given this woman (without running it past her first) the job of opening her post. So, having to travel to the workplace, open a load of mail, during Covid, read it all to protect JM from the mean stuff, then package it all up and arrange delivery to Southend. I'd be fuming.
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I'd be wanting a decent bonus for this malarkey if I was her
 
Alansbigplate said:
Don’t know I just do a drive-by liking
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Babe, same 😄

MooBelle said:
when they come up in the thread you press like or another emoji. The one with the most wins.
I'm useless because I 'like' them all which does nothing for anyone!!!
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Its this bunch of mithering ninny maven's fault - if you weren't all so witty we wouldn't have to like all the posts on here
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Jay-cloth Cow said:
Well I'm pretty sure Mr Cow isn't one as when I was about to go to the supermarket yesterday I said 'I'd best slip into a pair of traaaaazers' (I hadn't been working naked fyi, i had been a lazy arse and not got out of my pjs) and he asked me why I was being weird.
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I can’t say it any other way now. Same as when my friend told me her grandma insisted on spelling onion ‘union’ which makes perfect sense to me and I can no longer unsee it.
 
Breakdance Badass said:
Having a son around the same age I was disgusted when she wrote yesterday about her son’s “smeggy underwear”, it’s just a repulsive phrase to use and if his friends are on social media he will well and truly get the piss ripped out him. She treats him like a baby, I’m still shocked she puts him to bed at 7.30pm. Like how? I have to cajole mine about 2 hrs later to attempt to get him to bed!
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She probably doesn’t, it’ll just be more of her ‘Supermom’ bullshit.
 
crystaleyesd said:
Oh god, now she's begging her followers to tell her how amazing she is so she can fill another lever arch (lol) with their praise. I'm so bleeping embarrassed for her 😬

ETA: duck I didn't realise she meant physically send stuff. This is really bleeping pathetic.
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Why on earth is she doing this? Does she want fulsome praise to pad out her book? Or is she hoping for cash/gifts? Either way, the woman’s narcissism is out of control.
 
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