Jack Monroe #71 Jack flew over the cuckoo’s nest

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MancBee said:
I have no desire to change gender, but I am beginning to consider it to join you lot "within these walls" (one for the oldies). Has there ever been a TV drama about life inside a Men's prison? I can only think of the comedy Porridge, you have had quite a few that I can think of.
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Oh my life, I am distantly (through marriage) related to Sonia Graham, how old are we? You can be my witch pad mate when we're all locked up, Mancy.
 
Maybe I should be worried that I'm going to be arrested for Crimes Against Jack Monroe but I'm actually sitting her cackling at the idea of Jack compiling her "police report" in - I dunno - bleeping Comic Sans or something and putting it in a slip wallet folder to hand in at the station, where she'll be assured that they'll take the nasty coven lies Very Seriously Indeed, and her scurrying home to tweet that we're going to be in sshhhhoooooo much trrrrouble for saying Mean Things.

Much as I loathe her, I genuinely wouldn't wish any harm to come to her, but if her literally seeking out a forum where a group of people call out her many, monetised fibs is the worst thing that has ever happened to her then she needs to speak to some actual victims and gain a sense of perspective.
 
HarderFaster said:
Maybe I should be worried that I'm going to be arrested for Crimes Against Jack Monroe but I'm actually sitting her cackling at the idea of Jack compiling her "police report" in - I dunno - bleeping Comic Sans or something and putting it in a slip wallet folder to hand in at the station, where she'll be assured that they'll take the nasty coven lies Very Seriously Indeed, and her scurrying home to tweet that we're going to be in sshhhhoooooo much trrrrouble for saying Mean Things.
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She's always banging on about her lever arch folders — she'd definitely hand her report in in one of those.
 
HarderFaster said:
Maybe I should be worried that I'm going to be arrested for Crimes Against Jack Monroe but I'm actually sitting her cackling at the idea of Jack compiling her "police report" in - I dunno - bleeping Comic Sans or something and putting it in a slip wallet folder to hand in at the station, where she'll be assured that they'll take the nasty coven lies Very Seriously Indeed, and her scurrying home to tweet that we're going to be in sshhhhoooooo much trrrrouble for saying Mean Things.

Much as I loathe her, I genuinely wouldn't wish any harm to come to her, but if her literally seeking out a forum where a group of people call out her many, monetised fibs is the worst thing that has ever happened to her then she needs to speak to some actual victims and gain a sense of perspective.
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Comic Sans font has me HOOTING!!

However, don’t ever get JM started on a game of who’s had it worse, surely Tattle can’t be as bad as all of her illnesses, assaults, shin kicking, black eyes, walking sticks, bleeding feet. Surely not?!
 
@MancBee there was a character on Prisoner (Cell blockH) called Alan who got into Wentworth in bad drag to be with his girlfriend Lainey Dobson. It was a terrible storyline, though and you are more worthy.
Best we keep you out of it.
You can send fruit, cunningly laced with vodka like the Costa Cons did, if you would be so kind.
Love a prison drama, me.
 
I was wondering why noone's posted any of her new instagrams but then i remembered she's gone private..

Hope this is okay to say it's just she's reposted a selfie with the poor little kitten in the cartoon filter and it makes me so mad and sad and just ugh I didn't need that
 
Candytuft said:
@MancBee there was a character on Prisoner (Cell blockH) called Alan who got into Wentworth in bad drag to be with his girlfriend Lainey Dobson. It was a terrible storyline, though and you are more worthy.
Best we keep you out of it.
You can send fruit, cunningly laced with vodka like the Costa Cons did, if you would be so kind.
Love a prison drama, me.
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Ah Prisoner Cell Block H was amazing! Very daring at the time too, I think.
 
Was this ever discussed on Tattle following the kitten?

As usual, JM would tweet when she goes to the toilet so the fact she doesn’t call out these death threats and sets a pile on is rather strange. Probably because they didn’t happen. The article even says the vet told her to have the kitten put to sleep, and still she has a sympathy article in the paper. It’s disgusting, it’s all about Jack, the poor kitten was just a prop.

metro.co.uk

Jack Monroe hit with death threats after cat Pretzel dies

Jack Monroe resolved to do some 'serious living' instead.
metro.co.uk metro.co.uk
 
MancBee said:
I have no desire to change gender, but I am beginning to consider it to join you lot "within these walls" (one for the oldies). Has there ever been a TV drama about life inside a Men's prison? I can only think of the comedy Porridge, you have had quite a few that I can think of.
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Prisoners' Wives (BBC) was quite an accurate representation of men in prison.
 
Harrybosch said:
In my opinion, her 'rabbit' is actually a guinea pig with a set of Playboy ears.
#IsaidwhatIsaid
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Just remember we need to back this all up in court so....will the rabbit be called to stand as a witness? The guinea pig rabbit i mean, not the ones in her famous drawer ;) :LOL:

Harrybosch said:
Hoof
verb (informal)
to kick a ball
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that could literally be anything!!!

take the filter off Jackie, surely even you know a basic part of food photography is being able to IDENTIFY THE FOOD
 
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New Profile photo on Twitter. The wig has finally gone!
 

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