Jack Monroe #71 Jack flew over the cuckoo’s nest

[NellieBoo]

Definitely post-clubbing watching.

I watched it with my Mum. She was an insomniac and I inherited that from her. We'd sit up gripped by Bea Smith's antics .

By daring, I mean it was very unusual for women to be depicted in that way, at that time, I think. On a mainstream TV series.

 

[Uberrima fides]

Not sure if this has been mentioned but speaking of Miguel has anyone else seen hes releasing a new book... all up in JM's niche! She's also commented on the post:

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She's probably saying that through gritted teeth, while holding an effigy of Miguel and sticking pins in it.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

He's a manager for Gregg's if I remember right. No triangulation, she has tweeted about it in the past. Possibly in relation to her claim to have invented the vegan steak bake.

 

[Lanie]

She’s from South End...

I am northern Irish and I am afraid to say I stopped at about eight years old.

 

[Emmapism]

The only legit reason for Jack's sudden cartoon wankery is if she's about to release a comic or graphic novel. She isn't.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I don't follow her on Twitter so I can't see the post but have NONE of her followers pointed out that it's probably not a good idea to post pics of her front door especially when she allegedly has concerns over her safety at the minute? It's just laughable. There are 280k people seeing that.
Anyways, I did once joke about going to go through her bin to find the Parmienter potatoes wrapper but as stated at the time (m' lud) I'm not even on the same continent. Somehow, I think I might visit my old parents if they are still alive when it's safe to fly again after not seeing them for over a year. Not bin hoking in Southend. What planet is she on?

Init like firstly sorry you’re separated from your parents but is she not aware there’s a global pandemic on? I don’t leave my house hun I’m certainly not coming to yours, especially as we’ve already established no hand washing goes on round urs??

Absolutely love the idea that we’d arrange our deranged crime spree on... a public forum.

 

[MrsOgre]

Another photo of something looking like food and the comments on fb

 

[NellieBoo]

Turning the poor little dying kitten into a cartoon is so vile I am lost for words.
What the actual HECK is wrong with her, to imagine that there is anything appropriate about doing that

There's nothing appropriate about it. She doesn't care about any of her followers. I'm sorry if she's upset you ❤.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

The only legit reason for Jack's sudden cartoon wankery is if she's about to release a comic or graphic novel. She isn't.

Moved into one of her Dad's house(s) and wanted to hide the background?

 

[NellieBoo]

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Oh. Yum yum. Or is it nom nom? Garden snails with some privet hedge.

 

[Fruitjack]

Why is she reposting food from a different Sunday but pretending it was today but with filters on that make them look like they are covered in maggots?

 

[Candytuft]

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Is this the exact same food (ha!) pic that she posted a while ago, but is now cartooned ? I am likely mistaken, it just looks familiar.

Why is she reposting food from a different Sunday but pretending it was today but with filters on that make them look like they are covered in maggots?

Cross post. Sorry !

 

[Switchstreetz]

The only legit reason for Jack's sudden cartoon wankery is if she's about to release a comic or graphic novel. She isn't.

Oh god she's gonna write herself a superhero, and we'll be a nasty cabal of angry villains. Tbf i think one or two of us could DEFINITELY pull off the "spins around in a high backed leather chair, stroking a cat and saying 'ive been expecting you, Cack Mondope' " move. Though they'd probably ruin he menacing aura by then immediately making an alan partridge reference and i love it

 

[Emmapism]

'You're just in time Jack......

Smell my cheese!'

 

[Ninch55]

I have banged my nail and it has turned as black as the fire back. It looks manky. Can I wear gloves? My teeth are sparkly clean though, and all my own, not a mean feat at my age.

You’ll be fine. Just wear your best clothes and hve a suitable jacket to pull over your head, for full dramatic BBC News effect.

 

[Doobots]

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Was concerned I'd made this up and she'd reappear on the thread demanding I apologise. Thank you for the evidence. And thanks to @Marmalade Atkins for this wonderful screenshot.

 

[Captainmouse]

Or a wheelchair like Katie Price.

Surely you mean

 

[Switchstreetz]

Jack monroe invented pasties, sliced bread and passive aggressiveness thanks, now duck off

 

[Oofadoofa]

Isn’t this new filter an overzealous refusal to accept reality?

 

[blurstoftimes]

I’m sad I missed the discussion on the yellow pepper, peanut butter and peri peri sauce dip. I mean...WHAT the duck.