Jack Monroe #71 Jack flew over the cuckoo’s nest

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Tabitha D said:
So if she’s going to the Police, what actual crime is she alleging has taken place?
(p.s. I don’t actually think she’s going to the Police - this is her usual threatening, bullying behaviour.)
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I believe said crimes include and are not limited to observing and questioning inconsistencies in her endlessly retold stories ( quietly, on an entirely separate platform) while also expressing concern for both her and her family.
Additional crimes such as high quality career advice and suggestions. Such content including tested strategies, advice, and resources for the multiple disabilities/illnesses she claims to have. These are selflessly provided by many forum contributors who have said conditions.

And possibly the biggest crime of all is that we do it all while making the best of our circumstances, and are endlessly witty in doing so. An exceptionally nice, supportive community she can't be a part of!
Also I'm sure the police would love to have her help triangulating us all :LOL:
P.S. Your Honour, in addition to any strategies and advice I gave, I did call her a bleep, a muggy little bleep and a bleeping plank on several occasions. Full disclosure of course .🙃
 
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peperomia said:
I believe said crimes include and are not limited to observing and questioning inconsistencies in her endlessly retold stories ( quietly, on an entirely separate platform) while also expressing concern for both her and her family.
Additional crimes such as high quality career advice and suggestions. Such content including tested strategies, advice, and resources for the multiple disabilities/illnesses she claims to have. These are selflessly provided by many forum contributors who have said conditions.

And possibly the biggest crime of all is that we do it all while making the best of our circumstances, and are endlessly witty in doing so. An exceptionally nice, supportive community she can't be a part of!
Also I'm sure the police would love to have her help triangulating us all :LOL:
P.S. Your Honour, in addition to any strategies and advice I gave, I did call her a bleep, a muggy little bleep and a bleeping plank on several occasions. Full disclosure of course .🙃
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Ninch55 said:
Oh no, as long as your teeth and nails are clean you’ll be perfectly presentable. I hope we get Court One, I’ve always hankered after a certain amount of notoriety. And obvs she’s so, so famous, I want to be filmed rushing into court from a black cab with my Primarni jacket over my head, shrieking, “no, no cameras please! My family!” Am I being over dramatic? I don’t want to overshadow Mellie.
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Ah. I'm fine then. Scrupulously clean nails and teeth 😬.
 
On point two the plaintiff alleges the accused canal of bored little hausfraus did photoshop her in onion chopping goggles into the environs of the “Groucho Club” and add images of ‘common people’ singer ‘Jarvis Cocker’ and the actor ‘Jude Law’ along with a speech bubble proclaiming ‘I cant see bleeping Redcar!’ How do you plead??

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MarmiteExtract said:
I'm picturing it like the prison scene out of Bridget Jones 2. Endless fags, some rather fetching Wonderbras and an organised sing-song, starting with a rousing rendition of Bare Depressipes.
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I have no desire to change gender, but I am beginning to consider it to join you lot "within these walls" (one for the oldies). Has there ever been a TV drama about life inside a Men's prison? I can only think of the comedy Porridge, you have had quite a few that I can think of.
 
Ninch55 said:
Oh no, as long as your teeth and nails are clean you’ll be perfectly presentable. I hope we get Court One, I’ve always hankered after a certain amount of notoriety. And obvs she’s so, so famous, I want to be filmed rushing into court from a black cab with my Primarni jacket over my head, shrieking, “no, no cameras please! My family!” Am I being over dramatic? I don’t want to overshadow Mellie.
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Remember the Mills/McCartney divorce hearing where Heather chucked a jug of water over Macca's lawyer? I'm imagining Jackie lurking outside the courtroom ready to douse us all with bottled lemon juice and bowls of assorted slop while screaming at us to duck OFF.
 
Why on Earth is the bread pudding a cartoon? Is she an actual idiot? Who on earth posts pictures of what they do for a living with such a distorting filter on it? Like ‘oh hi I’m an interior designer, look at my work!’ Erm 😐 this is a cartoon living room....

I mean, the fact that she uses Patreon and calls herself a creative is just outrageous, she’s so uncreative that she’s not even above being mega basic. Cartoon filter on bread pudding. I’ve truly seen it all. <shakes head>
 
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