Jack Monroe #71 Jack flew over the cuckoo’s nest

[Ninch55]

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First, what in the name of god is that supposed to look like?
Second, chargrilled peppers with peanut freaking butter and peri peri sauce? I mean, I just cannot get my head round that. Who the duck eats this tit? In fact, I want to watch her eat it because no one in their right mind would truly consider it. If that wasn't binned then she’s demented.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She’s quite manic on twitter today. Yet again for someone in fear of us she has taken a pic that is triangulation worthy, the plank.

Judging by her mentions she's doing some maverick bread and butter pudding? Mere hours after Nigella posted her recipe of the day ... bread and butter pudding using brioche. She's so original.

 

[Babysnark]

Not sure if this has been mentioned but speaking of Miguel has anyone else seen hes releasing a new book... all up in JM's niche! She's also commented on the post:

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s trying to do a poll of sorts but can’t generate any interest as she’s private.

 

[IndigoStar]

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I'm not on Facebook so can only see public stuff.

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[NellieBoo]

AICMFP = And I Claim My Five Pounds.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Judging by her mentions she's doing some maverick bread and butter pudding? Mere hours after Nigella posted her recipe of the day ... bread and butter pudding using brioche. She's so original.

You will bring her here in a rage.... it is BREAD pudding she is making. Not bread and butter pudding!!!!!!

 

[IndigoStar]

She's also debating declaring what is -- or isn't - bread pudding.

Jesus suffering, that sound you can all hear is my beloved grandmother spinning in her grave.

 

[NellieBoo]

Mmmmm bread pudding . I LOVE bread pudding. And bread and butter pudding.

 

[IndigoStar]

Mmmmm bread pudding . I LOVE bread pudding. And bread and butter pudding.

My husband makes amazing b&b pudding with brioche or panettone. Honestly I think it's why I married him.

 

[Alansbigplate]

I’d give you a second series, ya tit



No need to have a point when you’re such a [sunglasses on] Maverick!

Kiss my face!

I’ve just seen the dip photo ☠

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Pretty sure the locks are going to go off soon on her Twitter and Instagram. Looks like she is dying for some attention and interaction and she’s not going to get as much with her usual sycophants.

Quite sad really, why doesn’t she go on that Raya or Tinder and start looking for her next victim conquest? At least then she can get away with being herself for a while and she’d actually be able to talk about her favourite subject. Herself.
Then again, most gays will probably already know what a nightmare she is in her local area so could prove difficult.

 

[MooBelle]

Not sure if this has been mentioned but speaking of Miguel has anyone else seen hes releasing a new book... all up in JM's niche! She's also commented on the post:

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I love the little subheading in the corner 'the original £1 chef'
Did you get that Jack? The ORIGINAL...
He's all up in your niche Jackie....

 

[Miley177]

If the ridiculous filter was because she was feeling self conscious about the bruise on her face as she claimed, why is she still using it now on random plates of food? It’s literally impossible to tell what that dip looks like so why would anyone be inspired to make it?!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

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When you say stunning....

 

[bazzam]

she is due a twitter meltdown. Not sure how she will manage without a public account. I am certain something will outrage her enough that she must release her righteous opinion, and will have to go public.

 

[xoxo]

She posted when she first made her Twitter private on 7th Sept, ‘I’m genuinely concerned for my personal safety and welfare at the moment.’ yet is now posting photos of the inside of her (edit: fairly distinctive) front porch/front door on Twitter for THOUSANDS of followers to see?

Hmmmmmmmm.

Chinny reckon.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Not sure if this has been mentioned but speaking of Miguel has anyone else seen hes releasing a new book... all up in JM's niche! She's also commented on the post:

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I know I should know the answer to this because we have spoken about him but why is she supportive of this guy and not starting a pile on because he got all up in her cheap meals niche? I mean obviously she shouldn’t start a pile on on anyone and it’s nice to see she can actually support someone...

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s in such a twitter frenzy she’s literally not finishing sentences with punctuation.

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

I know I should know the answer to this because we have spoken about him but why is she supportive of this guy and not starting a pile on because he got all up in her cheap meals niche? I mean obviously she shouldn’t start a pile on on anyone and it’s nice to see she can actually support someone...

He was her first guest on Hellmans - maybe she feels a bit of gratitude towards him? Also - she only tends to start pile ons if people are not famous or generally disliked.