Jack Monroe #7 The Judge can send us down to hell, but we won't eat that béchamel

[CarrotsandSticks]

Head over to Mumsnet and they’re going in on her about the show as well.

I’m surprised Justine hasn’t deleted it! I can’t believe a couple of weeks ago I didn’t even know Tattle existed until I found out through Mumsnet - and now I have found my people.

The outcome of this is JM will strut around thinking she is IT now and, the greatest cook and presenter the BBC has ever had. More crap books, more rubbish food. And people will hoover it up.

I came over from MN too but ohhh how tattle gets trashed !!

 

[Yel]

Ooh, do you have a rough timestamp? I'm going to skim through it on catch-up to try and watch the cringiest parts.

I've closed my window now, but I think around 20 minutes in. The farmer union or whatever guy interview had so many terrible bits.

Live TV is as easy as pie if you've got the nack, if you haven't it's excruciating.

I came over from MN too but ohhh how tattle gets trashed !!

Mumsnet the site where a parent at whits end goes for advice only to have pages of abuse hurled directly at them but tattle that place where people discuss public figures that turned themselves into the Truman show as business and is easy to ignore is vile You can get an edit button there for only £50

 

[emm]

The lack of hand washing is incredible, James Martin is always washing his On his shows and reminds his guests to do it too.
I’m sure there will be hand washing tomorrow.

Exactly you would think the bbc had told them to do it and even mention it often as a psa type of thing

 

[MrsOgre]

Does anyone remember Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood presenting the brit awards (apologies if I'm showing my age now) but Jack is so bad there is no comparison, she is much worse

 

[Veronicaaa]

Longtime lurker, first-time poster here. I just don't understand this - wouldn't you end up with an ovenproof dish of melted chocolate??

 

[Veronicaaa]

Also, this doesn't answer the question *at all*!

 

[GrunkaLunka]

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Ffs. That's so unhelpful.

"Have a try, you might waste the bit of flour you've got but we don't give a duck."

 

[Bellybutton lint]

Lets just hope this is Cack Monroes, first and LAST co-presenting job. Surprised Matt hasn't lost his cool and told her to bugger off.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I see she's saying she sometimes shops at Vivienne Westwood, for "fancy bits".

 

[MrsGarcia]

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Yes you can. But they look like tit and don't rise. We couldn't get plain flour for love nor money for weeks so used SR flour instead. Tasted like yorkie but flat as a pancake. You're welcome, Daily Kitchen.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Lets just hope this is Cack Monroes, first and LAST co-presenting job. Surprised Matt hasn't lost his cool and told her to bugger off.

I would love to be a fly on the wall at the post-show debrief!

 

[Blurp]

I'm pretty sure at this bit Jack forgets it's her turn to speak, Matt glances at her and then picks up her lines as she's just looking down.

It's more of that warm fuzzy TV we all know and love
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Even the guy on the TV is looking at her askance!

 

[Bellybutton lint]

I would love to be a fly on the wall at the post-show debrief!

You and me both. We all know that Cackie cannot take criticism so imagine they are walking softly softly.

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

"cook it for 40 minutes or until its cooked"

Excellent advice. Thank duck for that or I would have no idea how to cook a cake.

Where's that eye roll emoji?

 

[slugella]

The way she throws stuff together is like she’s living in Chernobyl trying to make something out of a bunch of old cans she’s found.

Stop it just had to explain the whole story to my partner as he was too curious when he saw me spit out my tea at this comment.

Matt needs to be the hero the nation needs and do a tell all about his stressful experience on this show.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

You and me both. We all know that Cackie cannot take criticism so imagine they are walking softly softly.

Why should they tiptoe around her though? She's a bloody adult and you HAVE to be able to take constructive criticism, particularly if you want to get better at something.

 

[Lanie]

The lack of hand washing is incredible, James Martin is always washing his On his shows and reminds his guests to do it too.
I’m sure there will be hand washing tomorrow.

That how I felt when all the soap went from the shop. I said to husband I get panic buying but why don't these people have soap generally. I was concerned at the level of potentially unwashed hands

 

[MrsOgre]

Is this one of us? Or does she need redirecting to here

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Is this one of us? Or does she need redirecting to here

If she isn't already she definitely needs to be.

 

[BranniganShenanigan]

Just downloaded this mornings episode. I watched the bit where Matt doesn't prompt Jack and you can see he thinks about prompting her, changes his mind then smirks go Matt!!

"A fan oven or traditional oven"