Jack Monroe #600 If I don’t have a sieve, where am I getting a carabiner from?

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Is that? It can't be? Store bought mince pies?

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But . . . but . . .

she's an ex-alcholic!

Even if those pies aren't rich in whiskybrandyrum, they will remind her of ones which are and she could come tumbling off the wagon onto her pixie li'l
mediterranean.

Spoiler: Tiny perjickwt (pronounced "perjickwt")

She isn't wearing a lanyard. Does this mean she isn't actually a paid employee?

 

[nothanksbabes]

This is him here.

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He's got a proper Guess Who head on him hasn't he?

 

[Seaford Haggington]

She is a member of the public. She probably just bagsied the seat at the table so she could do her Very Important notetaking.

 

[YerDa]

She is a member of the public. She probably just bagsied the seat at the table so she could do her Very Important notetaking.

I guess her foot must be fixed if she doesn’t have to do her Very Important notetaking from home via the Webcasts.

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

Excuse you! She has to highlight the highlights. She needs a table! Do you all want her to make her lines crooked?

 

[GazpachoPolice]

I’m a bit late on this but just watched Red One today (my excuse is I’m sick and have spent the day in bed). It’s not a great film and Dwayne Johnson is beyond beige in it.

 

[nothanksbabes]

I've had some howling haircuts in my time, but I've never known her to have hair that isn't the worst hairstyle you've ever seen. Is she trying to look insane or does she just not see what we do?

 

[Captainmouse]

Please can a photoshoppy frau make "Liar on an Air Fryer" thankspaceyou.
Bonus points for using a pic from the execrable Curry's campaign

I was so disappointed that none of the very talented ninnies accepted my challenge of a guest advent calendar

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I've had some howling haircuts in my time, but I've never known her to have hair that isn't the worst hairstyle you've ever seen.

Ever the Elevenerifer, she’s now furiously thumping into her keyboard

 

[Captainmouse]

So she neglects the cat, when we see the dog she looks in need of basic care, so why take on fish, which are costly to maintain, and take a lot of time to clean and balance the tank?

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Please can a photoshoppy frau make "Liar on an Air Fryer" thankspaceyou.
Bonus points for using a pic from the execrable Curry's campaign

 

[whatisityoucan'tface]

It's a punt.

Thankspaceyou. I was wearing myself out trying to think of rude things that rhyme with 'gondola'.

 

[MavisBeacon]

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Marry me <3
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Guest's exam-style see-thru pencil case FOR MY PENZZZ is sending me

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Me: monroe on a canoe??? That doesn’t even rhyme!

I was thinking of 'scrote on a boat'

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

I was thinking of 'scrote on a boat'

I was focused on the oar and was thinking terrible things.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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It's so satisfying that Bluesky always has someone ready to call her out. It really is a utopia.

She can block but she can't hide.

Load of bollocks.

We have an ancient cat who has recently had;

5 vet visits.
One all day stay so they could remove some mats as she's too fragile for a groomer.
Blood test.
Monthly biologic injections.
Gabapentin.
Thyroid medication.
Snacks every time so she thinks they're her friends to minimise stress.
Some trial foods to see if she'll eat more.
Antibiotic injection.
I've also spent on assorted foods, supplements, treats, snacks, pheromones and things to make her dotage as pleasant and stress free as possible.

I think we've just got to the five hundred quid mark after nearly three months. Extremely expensive area, too.


I walk into the vet's every time prepared to be told it's time, knowing I'll consent immediately. You know that bleep will leave him to suffer with end stage kidney disease for as long as possible whilst she begs for money.

 

[nothanksbabes]

So she neglects the cat, when we see the dog she looks in need of basic care, so why take on fish, which are costly to maintain, and take a lot of time to clean and balance the tank?

I forgot about the supposed fish tank. Even a tit, small tank is worth a couple of months' pet insurance. Really makes you think.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

The pencil case though!

TBF in my last company i had to carry pencil cases if only just to have somewhere to put the VPN security dongle thing we had to carry in case the internal wifi didnt work/when we wfh

 

[Darvos]

Marry me <3
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Guest's exam-style see-thru pencil case FOR MY PENZZZ is sending me

Reckon that’s an Actually Autistic Actually flex. (Love a see through pencil case, won’t lie.)

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Guess who’s back, back again…

having been sent on a few in my time its giving compulsory Jobcentre course vibes