Jack Monroe #598 Why do her friends always die in twos?

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Valiofthedolls said:
bleeping hell, echoes of the time she single-handedly saved the NHS by standing for election for twelve whole days from 28th April
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Before sacking the whole thing off on 10th May due to two “along the lines of” evil trolls, being bedridden by CRIPPLING arthritis (SEVERE), having her sanity hanging by a thread,View attachment 3310041 q
and over on Mrs Gloss going to imaginary barbecues with her tits out (6th May), posting so much they told her to STFU
View attachment 3310042 qPosing with her tits out and her sea air hairdo after beach day on 7th May
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So ruddy bloody bravely arthritically bedridden in the face of trollthreatz. And her sea air kumquat Mick Hucknall’s Merkin perm was still more useful to the NHS or any meaningful discourse than this latest moronic shite.
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reaction to her standing against David Amess was definitely NOTHING to do with her withdrawing. See here:

Jack Monroe #544 Expensive beige sideboards to match her expensively beige personality

Surely after all she’s tweeted and the issues ITV have had over numerous shows now re: psychological wellbeing they wouldn’t touch her with a bargepole. If they do they’re setting themselves up for something happening followed by her suing them IMO and tbh rightly so on her part, nobody with a...
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Captainmouse said:
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Fridge you say?⬆️ That one? Or

this one
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Valiofthedolls said:
Or this one from her Magic Puddle friend
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I was thinking the second one, but 3 SMEG fridges within the space of a few years! I've had mine, a b&q bargain under £100, for ten years or more. How does she go through so many high end items so quickly?

While were on about high end items, it was pointed out at the end of the last thread how many toothbrushes she had in the bathroom. But I noticed they were all manual toothbrushes. Why has she never splashed out on an OralB, or Sonicare electric toothbrush. Maybe she wouldn't have such dreadful oral hygiene, crumbly teeth and nasty gums if she invested in a more effective toothbrush...

I've written toothbrush far too many times in this post. I seem to be obsessed with teeth, what with toothpaste recommendations, and now power toothbrushes. I just value my teeth more than Jack. If it were a choice between a squatty potty and an OralB toothbrush I know which I'd choose. Jack has other priorities, obviously.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Or this one from her Magic Puddle friend
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"Wow, your kitchen looks like a photograph" just ends me every single time. A photograph of what, exactly? Was she trying to insinuate that her kitchen looks like a photograph from an interiors magazine or something? Hint guest - if so, it's very much a 'before' photo, and no, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre fire hazard kitchen of doom that came later won't be troubling Elle Decoration or Apartment Therapy anytime soon either. She's so desperate to sound proper cheffy that we're supposed to believe that this British Rental Magnolia small kitchen is elevated to the kitchen at the Waldorf Astoria level by a Smeg fridge, an inexplicable child's desk, some alphabetised spice pots on open shelving (which will be covered in dust and grease within days) and Dusty fuckin' bin plonked in the corner. Behave FFS, would ye?
 
I forgot how insufferable she was with that "I'm standing for blah blah" times infinity plus a thousand post.

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Lazarus said:
reaction to her standing against David Amess was definitely NOTHING to do with her withdrawing. See here:

Jack Monroe #544 Expensive beige sideboards to match her expensively beige personality

Surely after all she’s tweeted and the issues ITV have had over numerous shows now re: psychological wellbeing they wouldn’t touch her with a bargepole. If they do they’re setting themselves up for something happening followed by her suing them IMO and tbh rightly so on her part, nobody with a...
tattle.life
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I’m unclear on the timeline there.
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Did she publicly declare that she was standing for election and ASSUME that she would be the Labour candidate, and then got thrown out of the party for the declaration? Or had she been kicked out at some earlier date (and still assumed that she could just waft past the selection process)?
And LJC the ARROGANCE of dismissing concerns about splitting the vote as “sorting out the school ties” 🙄
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Or this one from her Magic Puddle friend
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And yet she's never found a lasting relationship in a puddle. Probably because you can't buy one off the shelf find them in puddles for some reason.

Anyways, I have a bargain fridge freezer unit that's been going for 20 years now and has never missed a beat. Probably because I haven't poisoned it with slops.
 
Dobbythehouseelf said:
I am 90% sure I have said this before since Jack is doing her greatest hits, so will I ....
... but everytime someones types "Dr Dr" it just makes me think 🎤 "doctor doctor, give me the news... "

Maybe we could add in "got a bad case, of scamming you.... "
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Clenched, scraped, clutching... Bravo! The desperation leaps off the page. Beautiful work.
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Thank you, in true Jack style there will be no further paragraphs until you all pay into my patreon but also probably never 😂
 
OhGnoes said:
Can you imagine the sheer horror of Guest as an MP?

Long rambling merails in the HoC, plus inevitable moaning when she doesnt get made a minister on day one.
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You’d have to get Alistair Campbell to sit on her to prevent her from posting made up shite, embargoed shite, not yet properly completed shite and getting into an international diplomacy row. On the first evening 8pm through 5am.
 
BeardyBap said:
I’m unclear on the timeline there.
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Did she publicly declare that she was standing for election and ASSUME that she would be the Labour candidate, and then got thrown out of the party for the declaration? Or had she been kicked out at some earlier date (and still assumed that she could just waft past the selection process)?
And LJC the ARROGANCE of dismissing concerns about splitting the vote as “sorting out the school ties” 🙄
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Labour Party rules are very clear, if you stand for another party you are immediately kicked out. She is such an idiot. Did she really think she would be able to stand against a Labour Party candidate for another party and somehow remain in the Labour Party? Pea brained.
 
Lazarus said:
reaction to her standing against David Amess was definitely NOTHING to do with her withdrawing. See here:

Jack Monroe #544 Expensive beige sideboards to match her expensively beige personality

Surely after all she’s tweeted and the issues ITV have had over numerous shows now re: psychological wellbeing they wouldn’t touch her with a bargepole. If they do they’re setting themselves up for something happening followed by her suing them IMO and tbh rightly so on her part, nobody with a...
tattle.life
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omg all of this is so, so glorious. All of those comments are such a perfect example of being 'called in' vs called out. They're fair, level-headed and a lot seem to be from people who genuinely want to see her do well. So many opportunities to learn and grow. To still be guest monroe at this stage really is quite the achievement.
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MediumLoad said:
Not forgetting abusing the duck out of parliamentary privilege to call @DarrenSmith73 on Twitter a bleep.
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LOL I was about to make a similar comment about parliamentary privilege. We see you guest!!
 
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