Jack Monroe #595 Why you cry? BlueSky

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The fact she seems to think coronation chicken is the height of adventurous flavours explains much.

Not to mention that eating chip shop chips with her fingers is notable. It would be impressive if she was eating them with a knife and fork while on a(n imaginary) 14 mile romp.
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Id forgot how grim the burger boy saga was. The only saving grace is that it’s probably a lie.
It's nice of you to say "probably" 😂
 
But I was under the impression that the dad was a Very Good Man 😮 that's what she told Dickie Littledick, anyway

re animals, I am one of those people. animals and babies love me, probably because I'm a bit on the tubbier side* and so quite comfy to lean on/ fall asleep on. I love it. apparently I have a calm aura**, which does attract little cuddly creatures. I can imagine that guest, who shrieks like a banshee, wailing and clawing, is quite different to me

*okay, a lot lol
**which is actually depression mixed with bone idleness
I reckon it’s just being a good human being ❤️ guest can only dream.
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Not to mention that eating chip shop chips with her fingers is notable. It would be impressive if she was eating them with a knife and fork while on a(n imaginary) 14 mile romp.
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It's nice of you to say "probably" 😂
Imagine the live stream if it existed then😂
 
Guys i think one of you may be someone in my RL, if you recognise what i am about to say, just nod your head at me tomorow, but tonight a mate sent me a picture of a chickpea and peach pizza and i replied is that a jack monroe recipie and they responded with a laughing emoji and ni their parent was experimenting. You know who you are...!
 
I love ferrets - they're like furry snakes and Mr Mice and I always fancied having one or two instead of the bastard cats. That was until we met ferrets owners when on camping holidays. I would say "Can I cuddle your ferret" and they would say "No problem but s/he might bite" and I would say "That's OK" and I would cuddle the ferret (I never got bitten, BTW).

However the (lovely, slinky) ferrets were rank - especially the holts (males) even when they were castrated. One lady we met bathed her ferrets every day and they still stank to high heaven. We stuck with cats.
I thought they were hobs?
 
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