Jack Monroe #595 Why you cry? BlueSky

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MooBelle said:
That would make my day xxxx
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See, I always thought Burger Boy was SB'S dad. I'm probably alone in my opinion but it just makes sense to me.
I'm also pretty sure they reconciled and he moved in after he split with his wife. I'm not 100% sure of the timeline but it was around the time she gate crashed the first caravan holiday. The one where she posted the 3 kiddie cups and kept going on about 'our' children. Then there were the posts about being cuddled up in bed with SB'S brother and rearranging the rooms in the bungamansion.
She always posts everything she can to wind up SBs step mum (the Mrs Gloss nonsense being peak jealousy of the step mum) and to me the 'burger boy' gobshite was along the same lines as she'd done previously to wind the SM up.
IMHO, the bizarre, unnecessary and fleeting visits and posts were to let a certain someone know there had been a visitation.

Again, just my opinion m'lud.
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I assumed the same, what a ghoul (Jack) and more fool him
 
HotesTilaire said:
She doesn’t have a job at Sarfend City Counil, at best it sounds like some behind-the-scenes local Labour Party volunteering
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I’m confused how the poor smol soap boiling urchin is paying rent, she has so much busywork but never actually does anything. I bet her laptop is full of pointless excel spreadsheets which she leaves on her screen in coffee shops to look v v important.
 
TheCat'sMother said:
Being a mouse, you will have first hand experience of cats :(
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That's mouses to you. Just sayin. Pronouns /plurals, innit? Oy, got a job for you, pal.



Just kidding TCM!
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AlwightDallin said:
I’m confused how the poor smol soap boiling urchin is paying rent, she has so much busywork but never actually does anything. I bet her laptop is full of pointless excel spreadsheets which she leaves on her screen in coffee shops to look v v important.
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I'd pay quite a lot (6p at least) for her to share one of these spreadsheets on Google docs. 1. They don't exist and 2.IF THEY Did (they don't) We have EXCELlentFrauen who will take her formulas and pivot tables (hahahaha as if) to the cleaners.
 
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CabalofBolorneaise said:
Whether or not burger boy was true, I think the saddest reflection of Jack’s life is that she clearly genuinely thought it was the height of romance and everyone would agree and be jealous and so on.

Imagine having such a view of your own worth and the world in general that you thought Burger Boy was a Disney level romance to boast about and make people jealous with. Not one I’d want.

Even more so if it’s made up (and prob is because Jack) because she could literally have said anything and that’s what she chose.
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I say this every year or so but she’s supposed to be a writer ffs, she could’ve made him a centaur or anything. 🤷‍♂️
 
TheCat'sMother said:
How lovely - you are obviously a wonderful person. My best friend also attracts animals - he's like St Francis of Assisi !
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Mr FF has an affinity with all animals. We can go in to any random pub anywhere and if there is a dog in there he will inevitably end up with them asleep next to him on the floor with their head resting on his feet.
I tell him it is probably because of the delightful vile aroma luring them in, but I think it is really because he is a genuinely good guy and they gravitate to him❤❤
When he came to my house for our first date my elderly old girl dog sat at his feet and gazed at him adoringly. It was a good omen ❤
 
TheCat'sMother said:
How lovely - you are obviously a wonderful person. My best friend also attracts animals - he's like St Francis of Assisi !
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Boy Mouse is like that with cats - they love him. He's 40 now and is like some sort of feline-attracting Pied Piper. When he was tiny and in his buggy there were cats we met regularly which would come shooting out to say "hello" to him and rub against him. They treated me with the contempt I deserved.

(Course, as a Mouse he might just have looked delicious)
 
MooBelle said:
That would make my day xxxx
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See, I always thought Burger Boy was SB'S dad. I'm probably alone in my opinion but it just makes sense to me.
I'm also pretty sure they reconciled and he moved in after he split with his wife. I'm not 100% sure of the timeline but it was around the time she gate crashed the first caravan holiday. The one where she posted the 3 kiddie cups and kept going on about 'our' children. Then there were the posts about being cuddled up in bed with SB'S brother and rearranging the rooms in the bungamansion.
She always posts everything she can to wind up SBs step mum (the Mrs Gloss nonsense being peak jealousy of the step mum) and to me the 'burger boy' gobshite was along the same lines as she'd done previously to wind the SM up.
IMHO, the bizarre, unnecessary and fleeting visits and posts were to let a certain someone know there had been a visitation.

Again, just my opinion m'lud.
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What a tit she is.

I agree that I could see her pulling a spiteful stunt like that.
 
I'm not actually here said:
Paging @FunnyFuneral at the idea of guest sitting in a bath bar with Shattenstone telling him that her latest beau is a centaur and... Shattenstone submitting that tit to the copy desk.
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"I stare at her arms, tattooed with meaningful, poetic art, muscular from years of bench pressing tinned potatoes, as she tells me about her kind, supportive, centaur lover."
 
MooBelle said:
That would make my day xxxx
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See, I always thought Burger Boy was SB'S dad. I'm probably alone in my opinion but it just makes sense to me.
I'm also pretty sure they reconciled and he moved in after he split with his wife. I'm not 100% sure of the timeline but it was around the time she gate crashed the first caravan holiday. The one where she posted the 3 kiddie cups and kept going on about 'our' children. Then there were the posts about being cuddled up in bed with SB'S brother and rearranging the rooms in the bungamansion.
She always posts everything she can to wind up SBs step mum (the Mrs Gloss nonsense being peak jealousy of the step mum) and to me the 'burger boy' gobshite was along the same lines as she'd done previously to wind the SM up.
IMHO, the bizarre, unnecessary and fleeting visits and posts were to let a certain someone know there had been a visitation.

Again, just my opinion m'lud.
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I agree, I mentioned a few threads back that I always thought he was more pasty pal than burger boy.
 
FunnyFuneral said:
Mr FF has an affinity with all animals. We can go in to any random pub anywhere and if there is a dog in there he will inevitably end up with them asleep next to him on the floor with their head resting on his feet.
I tell him it is probably because of the delightful vile aroma luring them in, but I think it is really because he is a genuinely good guy and they gravitate to him❤❤
When he came to my house for our first date my elderly old girl dog sat at his feet and gazed at him adoringly. It was a good omen ❤
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A wise choice :)
 
HotesTilaire said:
Yeah any animal except a cat, whose moods change with the wind. Your own personal frenemy.
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I met a cat that didn’t like me once and I was very upset!
Carefree said:
Today, I had a random cockapoo, all black, come up to me, lean against me and then rest his head on my foot before me and his owner had even said hello.

Me >>> guest. The end!
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I thought this said cockatoo. I thought it was weird for a bird to do that 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Dogs usually sit on my feet. The bigger the dog the more they want to sit on my feet for some reason. Or they lean on me, usually standard poodles. I love big poodles.
 
TheCat'sMother said:
Standard Poodles are marvellous Leaners :)
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I was just going to say the same - I've never had one but I've met a few, and they love to lean on you while you vigourously rub their lively soft, silky curls.

Great Danes and Rottweilers lean on you, too, but in both cases their weight is crushing! Especially Danes. Girl Mouse had one and he would insist on sitting on your knee (front feet on the floor). It was agony!
 
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