Jack Monroe #595 Why you cry? BlueSky

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MooBelle said:
That would make my day xxxx
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See, I always thought Burger Boy was SB'S dad. I'm probably alone in my opinion but it just makes sense to me.
I'm also pretty sure they reconciled and he moved in after he split with his wife. I'm not 100% sure of the timeline but it was around the time she gate crashed the first caravan holiday. The one where she posted the 3 kiddie cups and kept going on about 'our' children. Then there were the posts about being cuddled up in bed with SB'S brother and rearranging the rooms in the bungamansion.
She always posts everything she can to wind up SBs step mum (the Mrs Gloss nonsense being peak jealousy of the step mum) and to me the 'burger boy' gobshite was along the same lines as she'd done previously to wind the SM up.
IMHO, the bizarre, unnecessary and fleeting visits and posts were to let a certain someone know there had been a visitation.

Again, just my opinion m'lud.
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Oh yeah he was also a possibility.
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Dobbythehouseelf said:
Sorry, she did what? Bloody hell...
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You don’t know the “bit gauche, darling” origin story????
 
FrumpyCat said:
My gran used to serve Yorkshire pudding that made Jack's look edible. I was twelve before I realised Yorkshire puddings were meant to be light and airy, not an inch-thick mass of solid batter.
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Oh dear. My mother is terrible but she inherited the family baking gene thank god.
I don’t believe that anyone’s were worse than jacks? Surely not???!

YH asked what they were meant to be at first when I showed him the picture 😂 then made his declaration that they were the worst he’d ever seen.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Hang on 🤔
Six hour SPITE-romps ‘twixt the greasy, crumb-strewn grubby sheets on 29th AugustView attachment 3288103 qin DESPERATE AGONY and UNBEARABLE CHRONIC PAIN the day after? View attachment 3288105 qView attachment 3288109 qand then another tender bang and a wholehearted moonlight flit from Burger Boy three days after that.
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View attachment 3288108 qyou can say that again, George Pig.
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This has the potential (once she's read it) to turn into another RSM/Bex type rant about "disabled people not being allowed to have sex lives". They all of them miss the fact that nobody gives a tit about what they do in bed (or in Bex's case in public sex clubs) it's when they are simultaneously energetically shagging for hours at a time, and unable to work/deliver promised works because of their crippling disability/ies.
 
MooBelle said:
That would make my day xxxx
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See, I always thought Burger Boy was SB'S dad. I'm probably alone in my opinion but it just makes sense to me.
I'm also pretty sure they reconciled and he moved in after he split with his wife. I'm not 100% sure of the timeline but it was around the time she gate crashed the first caravan holiday. The one where she posted the 3 kiddie cups and kept going on about 'our' children. Then there were the posts about being cuddled up in bed with SB'S brother and rearranging the rooms in the bungamansion.
She always posts everything she can to wind up SBs step mum (the Mrs Gloss nonsense being peak jealousy of the step mum) and to me the 'burger boy' gobshite was along the same lines as she'd done previously to wind the SM up.
IMHO, the bizarre, unnecessary and fleeting visits and posts were to let a certain someone know there had been a visitation.

Again, just my opinion m'lud.
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I think there’s a good chance you’re right. People like to stick up for SB’s dad as being nice but dim and fearfully going along with her for fear of her stopping his access to her son but based on hints from her and things we know have truth, it sounds like they’ve actually been fairly close the whole time and it’s likely he’s had a front row seat to some of her horrors and, presumably, has not bothered to step in.

He may be dimmer than Jack (heavy may) and I accept his family appear less well off than hers, but I suspect SB is going to have some very tricky questions for him when he’s an adult, and “Poor me, her family rich” probably won’t cut it as an answer for SB IMHO.
 
MooBelle said:
See, I always thought Burger Boy was SB'S dad. I'm probably alone in my opinion but it just makes sense to me.
I'm also pretty sure they reconciled and he moved in after he split with his wife. I'm not 100% sure of the timeline but it was around the time she gate crashed the first caravan holiday. The one where she posted the 3 kiddie cups and kept going on about 'our' children. Then there were the posts about being cuddled up in bed with SB'S brother and rearranging the rooms in the bungamansion.
She always posts everything she can to wind up SBs step mum (the Mrs Gloss nonsense being peak jealousy of the step mum) and to me the 'burger boy' gobshite was along the same lines as she'd done previously to wind the SM up.
IMHO, the bizarre, unnecessary and fleeting visits and posts were to let a certain someone know there had been a visitation.

Again, just my opinion m'lud.
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Don’t believe for a second they ever reconciled. She just did everything she possibly could to upset SB’s Stepmum for years on end before and after Stepmum split with him, and to tag herself along loudly on every family vacay with SB’s dad who’s seemingly one of the only people who’s never told her no.

Not just those poor fuckers like Old Harold who’ve accidentally had to navigate her IRL, can’t even imagine how awful it has been for those poor bastards who’ve been collateral damage in this decade+ long Jack and Her Enablers shitshow 😔 just awful.
 
hoopdedoo said:
Mr Hattenstone! How nice of you to join us here! Hope you've been enjoying all the gossip and fact-checking.
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CORRECTION: harrrrrrumphing.
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”Anyway, enough of that RE 1/2 GCSE and cake shite, I’m off to learn assassination techniques from some ex- CIA fella Monday week.”
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I (and my lady arms) bleeping LOATHE that lazy misogynistic self-indulgent prick Shattenstone. Ugh ugh ugh.
 
But I was under the impression that the dad was a Very Good Man 😮 that's what she told Dickie Littledick, anyway

re animals, I am one of those people. animals and babies love me, probably because I'm a bit on the tubbier side* and so quite comfy to lean on/ fall asleep on. I love it. apparently I have a calm aura**, which does attract little cuddly creatures. I can imagine that guest, who shrieks like a banshee, wailing and clawing, is quite different to me

*okay, a lot lol
**which is actually depression mixed with bone idleness
 
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