Jack Monroe #593 Just a jumble of pratness

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Lumpyspaceprincess said:
I always love that her sober picture looks like she is a kids club worker at Butlins.
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Her “after” pictures always look worse than the befores and the Stepford Wifebot one in particular is just plain terrifying
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Valiofthedolls said:
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3 1/2 years ago you went to rehab, guest. But you weren’t gently loved back to anything because you were blatantly fucked off your chump or hungover/coming down on myriad occasions throughout 2022 including, but not limited to:
Here’s the link to the vid. She’s absolutely off her face here.

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If you can’t face the whole thing, @Yel saved the bit where she’s slurring and cackling and hooting maniacally about apples getting smaller.

Jack Monroe #553 Fairytale of No Pork

What would her costume be? A peg? A massive schnozz?
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Then the very next month she’d been Sober for a year
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and all the other 2022 appearances on tv, View attachment 3273959 qView attachment 3273962 qView attachment 3273960 qView attachment 3273961 q
at talks, festivals, radio, maniacal tweet sprees, late shows and no-shows etc etc which suggested that you might not quite be living your BEST SOBER LIFE.

You went AWOL for most of 2023 but your appearances on TV the morning after you were being guest to Dame Kelly Holmes and Emilie Sande in May 2023
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and the utter bleeping shitshow that was your Greenbelt appearance suggests you were…perhaps…not? ❄

❤thanks to all fraus who grabbed the original ss, @Yel for the maniacal apples clip and to @Marmalade Atkins for the nice collages ❤
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Her voice makes fingernails on a blackboard sound like ASMR by comparison.
 
lilykestrel said:
Ah I see we're into the overdoing it / whatever the word is for a sort of non-interpersonal lovebombing where EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL THIS IS WONDERFUL IT IS WON-DER-FUL and all it will take is somebody to tell her her ma's roasties look dire and *poses like Millais's Ophelia* IT'S TERRIBLE I AM BACK TO THE PIT OF ROT MY HAPPINESS HAS BEEN SNATCHED AWAY BY THE TROLLS
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We are very much in the “idealisation“ stage (where lovebombing happens) we all know ”devaluing“ and “repeat” are not far away…
 
Tin Can Crook said:
We're done boiling soap into shower gel then, yeah?
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Why Coal Tar Soap, Old Spice, Brut and Brylcreem you ridiculous fantasist? According to you (multiple times over the years) the only thing the nasty old git reeked of was tobacco and the only thing you copied from him was boilersuits, liquorice cheroots, and the word duck.
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Oh and exploiting people worse off than yourself for money and just being a generally appalling human being, of course.
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