Jack Monroe #593 Just a jumble of pratness

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
nothanksbabes said:
Me too, especially the poems. Sue Townsend is responsible for my sense of humour and 90% of my 1980s cultural reference points 😂
Click to expand...
I think the school trip and the wallpaper might be my Roman Empire. But I never read the later books - I should rectify that.

also guest is very silly
---
Valiofthedolls said:
~sighs~ *Taps Sign* SHE. IS. DO. ING. IT! Coming Soon! We just need to be patient and WATCH THIS SPACE

(you summoned this one, @HotesTilaire ❤)
June 2020, hot off the back of her truly abysmal Hellmans collab. Insufferable head. View attachment 3267253 qView attachment 3267254 qView attachment 3267255 qView attachment 3267256 qView attachment 3267257 qView attachment 3267258 qView attachment 3267259 qView attachment 3267260 qView attachment 3267261 qView attachment 3267262 qView attachment 3267263 qJust bleeping awful.

Jack Monroe #35 This tweet is unavailable.

Screenshot from @PineappleQueen19 I’m going to regret asking this I know but what is she allergic to? (Epipen etc)
tattle.life
ss from @Debarkle @MarmiteExtract and @Veronicaaa
Click to expand...
haha I love these.
A human being who is a human being.
She did EVERYTHING herself and also was supported by an amazing team of people.
Invisible "bruised" lips
The bra
The hair
The posing!
The learning resource in major companies i mean what? How? What?

I would never dream of alleging that anyone had been heavily caning the ❄ based on a series of ever more bizarre insta stories. No. 🌨 Never. ☃
 
Last edited:
Five hundred dogs said:
I know she made some sort of excuses about camera equipment but I suspect the real reason she never got established on there is because it takes a modicum of effort and doesn’t give the instant dopamine hit that Twitter gave her.
Click to expand...

Agree. The camera equipment could have been found in a puddle if she'd wanted to do it. Her expectations were off from the beginning as well. I still can't believe Jack thought she could walk straight into a full-time TV presenting job and become the next Jamie Oliver without any proper experience. A classic ''how hard can it really be?'' moment.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
~sighs~ *Taps Sign* SHE. IS. DO. ING. IT! Coming Soon! We just need to be patient and WATCH THIS SPACE

(you summoned this one, @HotesTilaire ❤)
June 2020, hot off the back of her truly abysmal Hellmans collab. Insufferable head. View attachment 3267253 qView attachment 3267254 qView attachment 3267255 qView attachment 3267256 qView attachment 3267257 qView attachment 3267258 qView attachment 3267259 qView attachment 3267260 qView attachment 3267261 qView attachment 3267262 qView attachment 3267263 qJust bleeping awful.

Jack Monroe #35 This tweet is unavailable.

Screenshot from @PineappleQueen19 I’m going to regret asking this I know but what is she allergic to? (Epipen etc)
tattle.life
ss from @Debarkle @MarmiteExtract and @Veronicaaa
Click to expand...
Off her tits. Terrifying.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
~sighs~ *Taps Sign* SHE. IS. DO. ING. IT! Coming Soon! We just need to be patient and WATCH THIS SPACE

(you summoned this one, @HotesTilaire ❤)
June 2020, hot off the back of her truly abysmal Hellmans collab. Insufferable head. View attachment 3267253 qView attachment 3267254 qView attachment 3267255 qView attachment 3267256 qView attachment 3267257 qView attachment 3267258 qView attachment 3267259 qView attachment 3267260 qView attachment 3267261 qView attachment 3267262 qView attachment 3267263 qJust bleeping awful.

Jack Monroe #35 This tweet is unavailable.

Screenshot from @PineappleQueen19 I’m going to regret asking this I know but what is she allergic to? (Epipen etc)
tattle.life
ss from @Debarkle @MarmiteExtract and @Veronicaaa
Click to expand...
Prison. Prison for one thousand years.
 
Vali, your post has disappeared, but luckily I have this map of Jack's food. Trying to make sense of the slop was harder than you'd think. I hope this clarifies things!

1731500185102.png

---
ETA: I am off to find a Trusted Adult. 😧

1731500456040.png
 
Valiofthedolls said:
~sighs~ *Taps Sign* SHE. IS. DO. ING. IT! Coming Soon! We just need to be patient and WATCH THIS SPACE

(you summoned this one, @HotesTilaire ❤)
June 2020, hot off the back of her truly abysmal Hellmans collab. Insufferable head. View attachment 3267253 qView attachment 3267254 qView attachment 3267255 qView attachment 3267256 qView attachment 3267257 qView attachment 3267258 qView attachment 3267259 qView attachment 3267260 qView attachment 3267261 qView attachment 3267262 qView attachment 3267263 qJust bleeping awful.

Jack Monroe #35 This tweet is unavailable.

Screenshot from @PineappleQueen19 I’m going to regret asking this I know but what is she allergic to? (Epipen etc)
tattle.life
ss from @Debarkle @MarmiteExtract and @Veronicaaa
Click to expand...
Those bleeping poses. Never wanted to punch a photo more. Even the music I’m listening to just said “make it stop”.
---
Wonder if anyone in her life sends her baked goods?
IMG_3492.jpeg
 
rage naan said:
I think the school trip and the wallpaper might be my Roman Empire. But I never read the later books - I should rectify that.

also guest is very silly
---

haha I love these.
A human being who is a human being.
She did EVERYTHING herself and also was supported by an amazing team of people.
Invisible "bruised" lips
The bra
The hair
The posing!
The learning resource in major companies i mean what? How? What?

I would never dream of alleging that anyone had been heavily caning the ❄ based on a series of ever more bizarre insta stories. No. 🌨 Never. ☃
Click to expand...

He's colouring over Noddy's bells in black felt tip pen (after painting his room black with a 1/2" paintbrush) as we speak. Which, honestly, also sounds like something guest would do for the Twitter lolz.
 
StatusWoe said:
Agree. The camera equipment could have been found in a puddle if she'd wanted to do it. Her expectations were off from the beginning as well. I still can't believe Jack thought she could walk straight into a full-time TV presenting job and become the next Jamie Oliver without any proper experience. A classic ''how hard can it really be?'' moment.
Click to expand...
The puddle delivered

Screenshot_20241113-122449.png
 
StatusWoe said:
Vali, your post has disappeared, but luckily I have this map of Jack's food. Trying to make sense of the slop was harder than you'd think. I hope this clarifies things!

View attachment 3267335 q
---
ETA: I am off to find a Trusted Adult. 😧

View attachment 3267345 q
Click to expand...
This is a work of art! No idea where my post went. Must have been guest’s EVIL HACKER. 😈🙄

Here’s the lesser-seen Aunty Pat thumbnail I clicked on
IMG_7832.jpeg
to reveal this grim guest in this grim kitchen
IMG_7906.jpeg
IMG_7833.jpeg
with @StatusWoe ❤beautiful illustrative map for clarity ❤️View attachment 3267445 q
*it’s meant to be prison tamales ~curry~ but without the requisite a few scant DVDs sad coriander sprigs plopped on top, who could know?
 
rage naan said:
haha I love these.
A human being who is a human being.
She did EVERYTHING herself and also was supported by an amazing team of people.
Invisible "bruised" lips
The bra
The hair
The posing!
The learning resource in major companies i mean what? How? What?

I would never dream of alleging that anyone had been heavily caning the ❄ based on a series of ever more bizarre insta stories. No. 🌨 Never. ☃
Click to expand...

IIRC this was when she was taking excessive quantities of ADHD medication, but whether it was cocaine or an amphetamine based medication the signs are certainly all there.
 
PunkyMonkey said:
IIRC this was when she was taking excessive quantities of ADHD medication, but whether it was cocaine or an amphetamine based medication the signs are certainly all there.
Click to expand...
I have to say as a retired er let's say party enjoyer, the necklace thing actually makes a kind of sense. I mean this being guest who can't ever find a simple normal person solution like gum. It's just the need to featu it and thus have to make up a story about it . Just keep things to yourself next time, guest

allegedly etc I have no facts
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top