Jack Monroe #593 Just a jumble of pratness

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HotesTilaire said:
Teething necklace/pink type grandiosity thirst pic tweets haven’t had an airing for a while.
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If we’re revisiting the chaoi of yore, there’s the time that guest scampered adorably off to Asda late on a Friday night, hid the vienettas in the fridge, took a photo of the vienettas-less fridge, pretended there were no vienettas in the fridge, then moved the vienettas in the fridge, took another photo, and pretended that she found the vienettas in the fridge!!!
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Not cos of this sad twit, cos of the glorious canal
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@HotesTilaire
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@sioc
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@That Forensic Man
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@SarcasticEllis
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and @hooplifehero
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Here’s the link so everyone can relive.

Jack Monroe #421 Why do you need a lottery win, you’ve got Patreon?

She won't downgrade her area as it were but it's ok for SB to live somewhere she considers is beneath her.
tattle.life
Honestly it was bleeping immense and Vienettagate went on and on and on and on cos basically, guest was trying to bury her crappy grifting and bullshit backstory under an avalanche of tit ice cream.

ETA: @That Forensic Man
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Valiofthedolls said:
If we’re revisiting the chaoi of yore, there’s the time that guest scampered adorably off to Asda late on a Friday night, hid the vienettas in the fridge, took a photo of the vienettas-less fridge, pretended there were no vienettas in the fridge, then moved the vienettas in the fridge, took another photo, and pretended that she found the vienettas in the fridge!!! View attachment 3266816 q
Not cos of this sad twit, cos of the glorious canal
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❤A selection of frau observations ❤
@HotesTilaire View attachment 3266821 q@siocView attachment 3266841 q
@That Forensic ManView attachment 3266823 qView attachment 3266822 qView attachment 3266824 q@SarcasticEllis View attachment 3266826 qand @hooplifehero View attachment 3266830 q
Here’s the link so everyone can relive.

Jack Monroe #421 Why do you need a lottery win, you’ve got Patreon?

She won't downgrade her area as it were but it's ok for SB to live somewhere she considers is beneath her.
tattle.life
Honestly it was bleeping immense and Vienettagate went on and on and on and on cos basically, guest was trying to bury her crappy grifting and bullshit backstory under an avalanche of tit ice cream.

ETA: @That Forensic Man
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Jack trying to cover over Jack’s grift is like my cat trying to disguise a particularly pungent poop by spraying the entirety of the litter across the room while the steaming poop gradually becomes ever more visible and stinky on the little remaining mound.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
If we’re revisiting the chaoi of yore, there’s the time that guest scampered adorably off to Asda late on a Friday night, hid the vienettas in the fridge, took a photo of the vienettas-less fridge, pretended there were no vienettas in the fridge, then moved the vienettas in the fridge, took another photo, and pretended that she found the vienettas in the fridge!!! View attachment 3266816 q
Not cos of this sad twit, cos of the glorious canal
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❤A selection of frau observations ❤
@HotesTilaire View attachment 3266821 q@siocView attachment 3266841 q
@That Forensic ManView attachment 3266823 qView attachment 3266822 qView attachment 3266824 q@SarcasticEllis View attachment 3266826 qand @hooplifehero View attachment 3266830 q
Here’s the link so everyone can relive.

Jack Monroe #421 Why do you need a lottery win, you’ve got Patreon?

She won't downgrade her area as it were but it's ok for SB to live somewhere she considers is beneath her.
tattle.life
Honestly it was bleeping immense and Vienettagate went on and on and on and on cos basically, guest was trying to bury her crappy grifting and bullshit backstory under an avalanche of tit ice cream.

ETA: @That Forensic Man
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wait wait wait

She moved all the price tag label plastic thingummies off the shelf edges so that she could take the picture?

what a colossal dingaling
 
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These screenshots from @Veronicaaa on that thread .... When she says the chocolate used to run side to side...and they were three times as wide...

Did she just turn it 90° and look at it lengthwise? Was it also a lot lot shorter back in the day, eh, guest?


What a chucklebrained buffoon

ETA as am I apparently for not seeing that the price labels were stuck to the door, lol

ETA II: she bought 2 vienettas at £2 each, that's 20% of the week's food budget. How profligate. I hope she shared them with her kid oh wait no it says she planned on eating them in five minutes by herself/ opening them with a squig
 
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rage naan said:
wait wait wait

She moved all the price tag label plastic thingummies off the shelf edges so that she could take the picture?

what a colossal dingaling
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Ragey, you just reminded me of the wonderful Cyrelle from MAFS shouting "You ain't King Dingaling" at another contestant. Prime Aussie reality content.

To keep it on topic I hate that Jack likes birthday cake flavour. She doesn't deserve it.
 
MaineCoonMama said:
Ragey, you just reminded me of the wonderful Cyrelle from MAFS shouting "You ain't King Dingaling" at another contestant. Prime Aussie reality content.

To keep it on topic I hate that Jack likes birthday cake flavour. She doesn't deserve it.
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It’s ok, I got a birthday cake flavour vienetta for 50p or 20p from Ocado the other year. I can see why it was so cheap, I binned half of it.
 
rage naan said:
ETA II: she bought 2 vienettas at £2 each, that's 20% of the week's food budget. How profligate. I hope she shared them with her kid oh wait no it says she planned on eating them in five minutes by herself/ opening them with a squig
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Like when guest claimed to have eaten three (!!) tubs of Ben & Jerry’s by herself despite all that lactose intolerance. Or when she was poor and Big Choc ‘n’ Eve brought food and she ate several bowls of the Coco Pops they likely intended for her son. Shows you what he gets doesn’t it?
 
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