Jack Monroe #593 Just a jumble of pratness

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DinosaurSenior said:
She really is lacking in any self awareness whatsoever.

I'm cringeing/cringing at her mysterious bread crumbing of a "sums" project.

Just say what it is, or shuddupaboutit, you nob
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I should find Data Jack very funny, but it offends my soul. It will, no doubt, be some pointless attention -seeking task, like the time she announced pasta had one up by 500% or something. Based on a single visit to one Asda. Neither quantity or quality.

Eta. The data that is, not the pasta. Which was either the sweepings from the floor or precisely the same pasta as fancy brands, depending on which Jack was posting.
 
Potatoes O’Houlihan said:
Sorry if this has already been posted I’M BUSY OK

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She’s such an hole…what ‘<<gestures>>’ ? twit.
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FrumpyCat said:
I should find Data Jack very funny, but it offends my soul. It will, no doubt, be some pointless attention -seeking task, like the time she announced pasta had one up by 500% or something. Based on a single visit to one Asda. Neither quantity or quality
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That’s the VBI you’ve just described right there, tenderfrumps. That wonky pastamaffs made her a cool £11k one January 😎
 
discolisa said:
I don't know what puttanesca is :rolleyes:
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Putana is a prostitute? Or it it Puta in Italian?*
It’s meant to be “slag* spaghetti” coz it only takes the work of a moment to prepare, so married women having an affair* could chuck it together after an afternoon of shagging, but their husbands would have no idea, is what I heard.

*all misogyny is interchangeable
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ForgettyBetty said:
Electric spreadsheets?
As opposed to gas-filled or oil-fired ones?
Or as opposed to electric blankets?
Help
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I was thinking of getting one where my cooker used to go…!
 
Valiofthedolls said:
View attachment 3269305 qView attachment 3269320 qMither: took ages to find that pic 👆 cos remember them looking drier than the Sahara and like they’d break all 344 of your teeth, so was searching for rock cakes.

View attachment 3269309 qprobably better to be pelted with those and the ramekin of oily snuff-sprinkled Caramac poo splat than have this fly-blown moist skin graft rubber frisbee, oops! sorry! this delicious-looking cooked-until-golden apple and sultana pancake chucked anywhere in your general direction tho.

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“fly-blown moist skin graft rubber frisbee” 🤢🤢
 
HotesTilaire said:
Putana is a prostitute? Or it it Puta in Italian?*
It’s meant to be “slag* spaghetti” coz it only takes the work of a moment to prepare, so married women having an affair* could chuck it together after an afternoon of shagging, but their husbands would have no idea, is what I heard.

*all misogyny is interchangeable
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If you’re having an afternoon knock off, wouldn’t your Old Harold rather suspect if you start serving him puttanesca? 🤣
 
What's with all this vague nonsense about spreadsheets, brain working overtime, needing to "frontload" with high energy food.

What is actually stopping her saying what job she is doing? It unlikely to be anything interesting, important or of any consequence. If it were important, she would be bragging about it. She has never been embarrassed, or too modest, to shout about her "achievements" such as they are.

I doubt very much she has been recruited by MI6, so what's the secrecy about?

She is a grade A fantasist.
 
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RandomFishOils said:
If you’re having an afternoon knock off, wouldn’t your Old Harold rather suspect if you start serving him puttanesca? 🤣
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I guess it’s Haroldino in Italia
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DinosaurSenior said:
Apologies... another Ian Rankin palate cleanser to rid us of the anchovy aftertaste:

He stood next to me as we waited for our coffees and...he has a reusable cup.

Could he BE any more adorable?
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How’s his carrier bag?
 
DinosaurSenior said:
Apologies... another Ian Rankin palate cleanser to rid us of the anchovy aftertaste:

He stood next to me as we waited for our coffees and...he has a reusable cup.

Could he BE any more adorable?
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While we're doing canal side characters, I just had the piss ripped out of me for identifying Eamon Holmes in a pub quiz photo round. He was looking stony faced in a wheelchair. 🗿

Solidarity with the data Frauen. I'm only in the shallow end of real number stuff, but I get ragey every time excel jack pops up. Also, other software packages are available! 😡 Prism is my fave for making publication quality graphs. The other stuff I use is too niche to mention. 🍉

I think I know what jack's working on...
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Sorry, maybe somewhat niche, but since the election Dominic Cummings has been going doolally on Xitter - because his modelling predicted the margins but he's not spilling any rinsed beans about his VLOOKUPS.
 
Phillipa78 said:
While we're doing canal side characters, I just had the piss ripped out of me for identifying Eamon Holmes in a pub quiz photo round. He was looking stony faced in a wheelchair. 🗿

Solidarity with the data Frauen. I'm only in the shallow end of real number stuff, but I get ragey every time excel jack pops up. Also, other software packages are available! 😡 Prism is my fave for making publication quality graphs. The other stuff I use is too niche to mention. 🍉

I think I know what jack's working on...
View attachment 3270146 qSorry, maybe somewhat niche, but since the election Dominic Cummings has been going doolally on Xitter - because his modelling predicted the margins but he's not spilling any rinsed beans about his VLOOKUPS.
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God Cummings is desperate for attention, he’s one away from posting nudes
 
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