Jack Monroe #593 Just a jumble of pratness

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Valiofthedolls said:
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If we’re breakin’ all the rules and having thread title noms right freakin’ now like some rancid imaginary breakfast puketanesca,

Jack Monroe 594: But there is also a greyish hue, like oily fish skin. by @Seaford Haggington has a lovely ring. Unlike guest, because they all LEFT 💍❌💍❌💍❌💍❌.
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“some rancid imaginary breakfast puketanesca” is sheer magic, Vali
 
MancBee said:
What's with all this vague nonsense about spreadsheets, brain working overtime, needing to "frontload" with high energy food.

What is actually stopping her saying what job she is doing? It unlikely to be anything interesting, important or of any consequence. If it were important, she would be bragging about it. She has never been embarrassed, or too modest, to shout about her "achievements" such as they are.

I doubt very much she has been recruited by MI6, so what's the secrecy about?

She is a grade A fantasist.
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There’s nothing stopping her, but not one of her remaining simps has asked.
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17 hours and she’s popped up in 22k twitter feeds. 276 people have clicked a “Oh yeah, Jack Monroe, I remember her” like on it. 6 have replied: 3 to say they know what Excel is too, 1 to say she’s heard of puttanesca, 1 to say he once cooked at stupid o’clock too, and one has just said that he front loads carbs as well. Try as she might, nobody’s asking what her special secret project is. No wonder she despises them so.
 
BeardyBap said:
There’s nothing stopping her, but not one of her remaining simps has asked.
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17 hours and she’s popped up in 22k twitter feeds. 276 people have clicked a “Oh yeah, Jack Monroe, I remember her” like on it. 6 have replied: 3 to say they know what Excel is too, 1 to say she’s heard of puttanesca, 1 to say he once cooked at stupid o’clock too, and one has just said that he front loads carbs as well. Try as she might, nobody’s asking what her special secret project is. No wonder she despises them so.
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She truly is nothing now.
 
firstly, I don't think jack is intelligent enough to even watch house of games. it's a daft little show for the hard of thinking. I'm a massive fan!

also, is she still claiming not to have a telly?

secondly, the puttanesca question was in that round where the questions and answers are in different languages. we all know that she can't even understand per italiano
 
BeardyBap said:
There’s nothing stopping her, but not one of her remaining simps has asked.
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17 hours and she’s popped up in 22k twitter feeds. 276 people have clicked a “Oh yeah, Jack Monroe, I remember her” like on it. 6 have replied: 3 to say they know what Excel is too, 1 to say she’s heard of puttanesca, 1 to say he once cooked at stupid o’clock too, and one has just said that he front loads carbs as well. Try as she might, nobody’s asking what her special secret project is. No wonder she despises them so.
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Am I right in assuming you are part of the comments club?

What an honour! 😂😂😂😂

I bet she's fewmin that she can't identify who you are. 😁
 
Five hundred dogs said:
God knows what all this data crap is about, whatever it is it’s undoubtedly 99% less important than she thinks it is. But even if it is important in the context of some group or company, so bleeping what? This morning millions of people got up, made breakfast and went to jobs where they had something important to do. I’m finding excel Jack to be one of the most pathetic Jacks to date. It’s like some minor royal visiting a factory and getting excited about spending five minutes on the production line going , “gosh, look at me, I’m working, isn't this fun?” while the actual people who do that day in day out try not to roll their eyes.
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She must have lost her "working in the office" job, as no organisation would employ someone without proper experience to do *very important* complex data analysis and forecasting work. She is such an arse.
 
Despite the desperate “go on, ask me what I’m up to” posts, she still lost about 2,000 followers yesterday in the eXodus (copyright). Crumbs.

On another note, someone said that yesterday someone had already set up @bootstrapcook and @justjackmonroe on the Blue site. Is it her, or is someone cyber squatting? If the latter, wouldn’t it be terrible if someone was to start making all the possible Jack Monroe, Tin Can Cook etc. profiles on there now so that when she finally drags her Mediterranean over there, all the good names have gone, making it really difficult for people to find her? Just a (nefarious) thought.
 
MavisBeacon said:
She won't go to a new platform and build an audience from scratch. She can't even be arsed to use the other one she does have (insta).
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Building a new network will take work, which we all know is a dirty word for the smol pixie and her manic puppy brain. There are a few people following the existing bootstrapcook (just under 400) and justjackmonroe (just under 1,000) accounts, which is nothing compared to her Twitter account. There are tools to find your twitter followers and people you're following on bluesky, but she'd have to put in the work to use them.

The culture on Bluesky is not the same as Twitter. Pile ons are more difficult to cause due to the way blocking works (blocking someone kills the conversation for everyone, not just the blocker and the person being blocked).

If someone quote posts you to cause an argument, you can detach your post from their quote.

There are no locked accounts.

I've said this before but if she goes onto Bluesky with her current level of claimed poverty, people will see it for the nonsense that it is and call her out. She's benefited from the ephemeral nature of social media for a long time, in that very few people keep a FORENSIC record of what other people say, it crosses your feed and you go "Oh how terrible," and then it's gone.
 
HotesTilaire said:
Putana is a prostitute? Or it it Puta in Italian?*
It’s meant to be “slag* spaghetti” coz it only takes the work of a moment to prepare, so married women having an affair* could chuck it together after an afternoon of shagging, but their husbands would have no idea, is what I heard.

*all misogyny is interchangeable
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I was thinking of getting one where my cooker used to go…!
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I’ve also read it was made in brothels to front load carbs inbetween johns.
 
MancBee said:
Am I right in assuming you are part of the comments club?

What an honour! 😂😂😂😂

I bet she's fewmin that she can't identify who you are. 😁
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She followed me back years ago when I ‘liked’ one of her snarky posts. That’s the golden ticket 🤣. But no, not in the club anymore after I had her blocked & muted for a while. Just snuck back in one of the times she unlocked to talk about foopball or summat.

kachoochoo said:
firstly, I don't think jack is intelligent enough to even watch house of games. it's a daft little show for the hard of thinking. I'm a massive fan!

also, is she still claiming not to have a telly?

secondly, the puttanesca question was in that round where the questions and answers are in different languages. we all know that she can't even understand per italiano
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I guarantee she never misses an episode, viz:
 

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