Jack Monroe #586 She can only but dream of being a lyrical dance flap

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Valiofthedolls said:
Part of me wonders whether every time Harold’s family get together they lol greatly about this and heave a sigh of relief that she’s long gone never to darken their door again with her foul foodstuffs, or if they’re all still so traumatized by it, it’s never, ever once been mentioned aloud by anyone and they all just pretend it never even happened.
Easter 2022. A 34 year old nincompoop desperate to get another ring on her finger scampering adorably round to your wealthy house with your wealthy 40something son and this…View attachment 3118692 qView attachment 3118693 qView attachment 3118694 q
🤮🤢🤮 smudged grubby fingerprints. We’ll take the fake rabbit tit, thanks View attachment 3118696 q
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I might do a mini version of this cake tomorrow as I am baffled at how marmalade replaces egg in a cake. Not going to attempt a full one because I’m not wasting a lot of ingredients.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Part of me wonders whether every time Harold’s family get together they lol greatly about this and heave a sigh of relief that she’s long gone never to darken their door again with her foul foodstuffs, or if they’re all still so traumatized by it, it’s never, ever once been mentioned aloud by anyone and they all just pretend it never even happened.
Easter 2022. A 34 year old nincompoop desperate to get another ring on her finger scampering adorably round to your wealthy house with your wealthy 40something son and this…View attachment 3118692 qView attachment 3118693 qView attachment 3118694 q
🤮🤢🤮 smudged grubby fingerprints. We’ll take the fake rabbit tit, thanks View attachment 3118696 q
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I’m sure his devotedly C of E parents appreciated this Easter cake with what looks like the devil on top
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Part of me wonders whether every time Harold’s family get together they lol greatly about this and heave a sigh of relief that she’s long gone never to darken their door again with her foul foodstuffs, or if they’re all still so traumatized by it, it’s never, ever once been mentioned aloud by anyone and they all just pretend it never even happened.
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Meanwhile Harold is off living his best life without her
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hoopdedoo said:
Have any of the well-travelled frauen und herren ever seen a used book shop at a train station? Much less, one with an honesty box?

I would think someone with a complete set of Cordon Bleu cookery books would donate them to a library or a school, or a regular high street charity shop.
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the steam train pic there seems to have been taken at Sheringham in north Norfolk. there is a second hand bookshop near the station... so it might actually be almost true

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or they came from eBay and this is all lies, who can say
 
rage naan said:
the steam train pic there seems to have been taken at Sheringham in north Norfolk. there is a second hand bookshop near the station... so it might actually be almost true

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or they came from eBay and this is all lies, who can say
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To be fair the eBay listing everyone jumped on at the time as “her books” didn’t match the books she’d posted unless she’d magically managed to undo damage to the pictured books. I get damage not present in the eBay pic could have been done after but hers didn’t have damage where the eBay one did.
 
hoopdedoo said:
Have any of the well-travelled frauen und herren ever seen a used book shop at a train station? Much less, one with an honesty box?

I would think someone with a complete set of Cordon Bleu cookery books would donate them to a library or a school, or a regular high street charity shop.
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There used to be a bookshelf at Belfast central station (now called lanyon place) but it was more that people would drop off books then pick up another one, more like a swap. I imagine they got rid of it during covid.
 
Grifty Mc said:
I might do a mini version of this cake tomorrow as I am baffled at how marmalade replaces egg in a cake. Not going to attempt a full one because I’m not wasting a lot of ingredients.
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I am almost positive that a forensic frau managed to 🔺️ the cake and it was a Tesco ready made orange fudge cake. All Jack did was decorate 🤪 it with shite.

It would probably been gratefully accepted if she had just kept her "creative" paws off it.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Part of me wonders whether every time Harold’s family get together they lol greatly about this and heave a sigh of relief that she’s long gone never to darken their door again with her foul foodstuffs, or if they’re all still so traumatized by it, it’s never, ever once been mentioned aloud by anyone and they all just pretend it never even happened.
Easter 2022. A 34 year old nincompoop desperate to get another ring on her finger scampering adorably round to your wealthy house with your wealthy 40something son and this…View attachment 3118692 qView attachment 3118693 qView attachment 3118694 q
🤮🤢🤮 smudged grubby fingerprints. We’ll take the fake rabbit tit, thanks View attachment 3118696 q
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Is that a ratchet strap around it?
 
Grifty Mc said:
I might do a mini version of this cake tomorrow as I am baffled at how marmalade replaces egg in a cake. Not going to attempt a full one because I’m not wasting a lot of ingredients.
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Gleeful shouting : SLOP SLOP SLOPALONGGGGG!
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frankychester said:
Looks like MarkPal has been busy being a dick again: https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2024/08/18/56387/we_never_made_reginald_d_hunter_be_antisemitic
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Fkme, is he why she tweeted on Hebrew then? Or was she after t'other one being the most lesbianing lesbian ever?
 
I just had a horrifying thought. Imagine having to spend a weekend with her. My siblings have had annouing spouses from time to time and i am sure i have too, but imagining them brining someone like her home. I think i would have to disown them. If they are that thick and desperate for a shag, then i dont need them!
 
allybongo said:
When she went away with Harold’s family didn’t she write a menu on a blackboard? Or did I dream that?
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Yes,Jack did her best hand writing as well. And, to give her credit, I think she has nice hand writing when she tries.
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MancBee said:
I am almost positive that a forensic frau managed to 🔺️ the cake and it was a Tesco ready made orange fudge cake. All Jack did was decorate 🤪 it with shite.

It would probably been gratefully accepted if she had just kept her "creative" paws off it.
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I think thought it was Waitrose? Although Jack never said she baked it DID SHE!!! She just said she made it, which clearly may have just included putting things on it, because a cake is like a bag,except you put things on it not in it.
 
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