Jack Monroe #582 A literal walking red flag

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Would it be wise for her to get pregnant, when she has admitted herself numerous times that she is extremely mentally unwell... A baby isnt going to cure that, but more than likely add to her ails. Also why would you actively seek to get pregnant when again she has no active income apart from a dubious patreon ( that solely wasnt ebough for her and sb). I am praying for her sake its just a few too many big lunches.
 
Nottonightbabe said:
I have to agree. Given her comment the other day about 'gloriously expanding' and the way she spoke about her time with Harold (losing multiple pregnancies) I wouldn't be surprised. @Lazarus raised a point the other day about not speculating on women's bodies, and usually I'd agree, but this speculation is from a point of concern. 😟
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To me, I took the ‘gloriously expanding’ comment as someone who’s comfortable (or suggesting they are) with some weight gain.
pregnancy is never my first assumption in these situations. Having tried (and failed) to get pregnant, and knowing there are others on here with their own pregnancy / TTC journeys, pregnancy speculation on any woman is something that I’m very uncomfortable with.
Mr Laz has a cousin who gains weight in a way that makes her look like she’s about to give birth to a 10lb’er. It’s tit for her when people ask when she’s due etc.
 
Hollaaa said:
Might give it a watch later this week and report back.
Big Lin the Musical, with the music of Tina Turner, might be a better watch though.
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Simply the guest!
worser than all the rest….

(I’m not very good at this so feel free to make up all the other lyrics)
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Lazarus said:
To me, I took the ‘gloriously expanding’ comment as someone who’s comfortable (or suggesting they are) with some weight gain.
pregnancy is never my first assumption in these situations. Having tried (and failed) to get pregnant, and knowing there are others on here with their own pregnancy / TTC journeys, pregnancy speculation on any woman is something that I’m very uncomfortable with.
Mr Laz has a cousin who gains weight in a way that makes her look like she’s about to give birth to a 10lb’er. It’s tit for her when people ask when she’s due etc.
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Sorry if the talk has upset you but tbh I think guest knew exactly what she was doing with the post.
 
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Lazarus said:
To me, I took the ‘gloriously expanding’ comment as someone who’s comfortable (or suggesting they are) with some weight gain.
pregnancy is never my first assumption in these situations. Having tried (and failed) to get pregnant, and knowing there are others on here with their own pregnancy / TTC journeys, pregnancy speculation on any woman is something that I’m very uncomfortable with.
Mr Laz has a cousin who gains weight in a way that makes her look like she’s about to give birth to a 10lb’er. It’s tit for her when people ask when she’s due etc.
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I get that Laz, I do, I'm the person that got got stopped in a Tunisian airport with staff asking me "how many weeks are you?" because they weren't sure if I should be flying. I just had all inclusive bloat 🤦‍♀️😂. It's just a worry where Jack is concerned x
 
hereforthechaos said:
Guest uses so much PorTraIt mOde that when we see her in the wild we get cognitive dissonance and start mithering (mithering?) about her appearance. She wants people to see her as Elfin, Audrey Hepburn- esque the reality is less angular and graceful. I'm not trying to to comment on her appearance per se, more her denial of reality
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She wants people to see her as Elfin, Audrey Hepburn- esque

I consider us lucky that she hasn't yet added the word "gamine" to her ill-used lexicon.

(Auto 🥕 left changing "lexicon" to "Mexican" - THREE times! 😡)
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hoopdedoo said:
Tenderstem, you are being extremely generous to describe those trousers as "smart".
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Or as "trousers"
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rage naan said:
she calls it thisView attachment 3044511 q

although I remain convinced that's just her ribs

also in looking for that I found this

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more like Split Ends with that amount of bleach on her barnet
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The Myra Hindley look is coming back? :unsure:
 
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Ok, now they’re definitely trolling their former pet pov’s scamming fantasist Mediterranean ass.

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I think we should stop speculation over the possibility of her being pregnant (out of wedlock) unless we have further information one way or another. Partly for all the reasons already mentioned, but also because if she’s reading here she’ll be loving it. I like to think if/when she does check in on us it reminds her that there’s a group of people keeping the receipts and screenshotting everything, that no matter how many dirty deletes she does she can never fully cleanse her timeline. I want her to be reminded of that, and to sweat a little. Unfortunately us speculating about her possible condition will be something she’ll be getting off on, right now we’re dancing to her tune, and the canal is better than that.
 
Carefree said:
Fish oil recipes, arse between platform and track, what next G? She has an incredible, not in the best way, back catalogue to go through.

I thought the Daily Fail reading here was nuts but the Guardian? The lay-offs must be cutting in now.
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I read that as “arse between platform and crack”

For those who can’t be bothered to read the article, it’s not that interesting although the author did suffer minor injuries because she didn’t have guest’s Mediterranean to bounce her to safety
 
MavisBeacon said:
Guest could be clerk to the assistant to the undersecretary to the deputy head lesbian, maybe? That seems far enough away to keep her busy with some coloured pens and meaningless spreadsheets.
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How could she do that and be expected to keep a scrapbook of Labours achievements over the next five years. That is far too much work for a smol pixie.

Do you want her to stop breathing?
 
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