Jack Monroe #582 A literal walking red flag

[markcorriganscrisps]

That photo of Big Lin is amazeballs. Who made her iron and wear a jacket that fits her, along with a clean and neat shirt? Is dressing like this part of the requirements for holding the title of Head Lesbian Of The World?

To be honest, I'm just disappointed she doesn't have a wee special hat of some sort

 

[Hollaaa]

That photo of Big Lin is amazeballs. Who made her iron and wear a jacket that fits her, along with a clean and neat shirt? Is dressing like this part of the requirements for holding the title of Head Lesbian Of The World?

NGL, this might convince me to start ironing. Big Lin looks ️elevated️.

 

[FrumpyCat]

To be honest, I'm just disappointed she doesn't have a wee special hat of some sort

Pretty please, Could someone with more skill than me do a nice collage called Putting Hats on Linda. We could have beanies, bowlers, bobble hats and maybe a nice hunters cap with earflaps.

 

[TrolleyParton]

tit frauen, someone over at AT has re-fashioned the Quarter Hack. Lock up your radiators.

 

[YerDa]

Lin Head Lesbian of the World documentary retitling - is this REAL? If so dig my grave because I am finito

 

[HotesTilaire]

I'm no @Marmalade Atkins and so my style may not work so well

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I can't look at this one without requiring @FunnyFuneral the air pods oh my god

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That’s a really nice collage rage-n

 

[rage naan]

She looked exactly the same way last year (or was it the year before?) at that awards doo where she was photographed sideways at the podium. She has a bit of a pooch (like many!) that is a bit more obvious when she wears smart trousers like that. I think that was the one where she threw the tantrum afterwards about a bot article and told us all to stay out of her uterus

she calls it this

although I remain convinced that's just her ribs

also in looking for that I found this

more like Split Ends with that amount of bleach on her barnet

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

 

[Mr Krabs]

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She’s gone fully Aunty Pat boomer posting then? How long before the Emin in the bog is replaced by one of those slogans carved into driftwood?

 

[hoopdedoo]

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If those promoters that did the horrible Santa's grotto last year (the one that went viral, with the sad elves) ever did a Where's Wally "experience", this is what Wally would look like.

 

[Landslide]

The image of her scratching her fanny in that horrid sweaty suit is etched in my brain forever. No amount of deleting of humiliating pics can repair the damage.

How does she manage to out cringe herself every time? It defies all logic. We could never hope to guest what’s next. It really is quite… something.

 

[hoopdedoo]

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So do "weird" and "being social" and "being entirely themselves" mean being a lying grifter? Because that's what you are, guest.

 

[Landslide]

Will we be treated to ‘that’s not my fanny’ the sequel?

 

[HotesTilaire]

She’s gone fully Aunty Pat boomer posting then? How long before the Emin in the bog is replaced by one of those slogans carved into driftwood?

She’s got the “live, laugh, love” wall decals on order, 5 years too late.
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If those promoters that did the horrible Santa's grotto last year (the one that went viral, with the sad elves) ever did a Where's Wally "experience", this is what Wally would look like.

I think she got the suit cheap from the failed Willie Wonkaland

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’m watching Netflix man with 1000 children and I think I might know what happened in Dordrecht….

 

[hoopdedoo]

I think she got the suit cheap from the failed Willie Wonkaland

yes! It was the low-budget Willie Wonka "immersive experience" in Glasgow that I was thinking of. Thank you, tenderstem.

Police called to Glasgow Willy Wonka event after families demand refunds

Families say the event promising "enchanting suprises" but was little more than an abandoned warehouse.

www.bbc.com

Where's Jack? would definitely fit into their oeuvre - grifting, lying, and not giving refunds.

 

[CocoCottesmore]

Is that a Stavvers deep cut reference?

[Insert 'that's a name I've not heard in a long time' gif]

 

[Lobster Johnson]

She’s got the “live, laugh, love” wall decals on order, 5 years too late.
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I think somebody softly, gently gifted them to her but she was lugging her gifted shopping cart across the frozen tundra when they were delivered and, like the sea giving up a body, the shed has only just returned them.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I'm no @Marmalade Atkins and so my style may not work so well

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I can't look at this one without requiring @FunnyFuneral the air pods oh my god

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She looks like the Poindexter ostrich out of the group. The ostrich that one would expect to blossom into true personal beauty despite the taunts of her peers but this ostrich just gets more unco and daft looking by the day.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

She’s gone fully Aunty Pat boomer posting then? How long before the Emin in the bog is replaced by one of those slogans carved into driftwood?

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Or even one to show how clever she is