Jack Monroe #582 A literal walking red flag

[YerDa]

She looks pregnant.

In that case I look pregnant. It’s just a bit of a tum.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

She looks pregnant.

The way the pants are cut round the lower belly and crotch area would make anyone who doesn’t have an entirely flat stomach (ie 99% of the population) look pregnant/bloated stood like that.

 

[schitts]

Spoiler: Itchy fanny

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[appleskin]

She looks pregnant.

Could be the left hand in there too

 

[rage naan]

squigs still be delulu

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

FORENSICALLY MAKING NOTES ON LABOUR that can be the next Varicose Baboon Indignation

 

[MurielSnark]

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This squig is basically asking guest to do a scrapbook?

I mean, it's not a policy tzar role but it would fit with guest's skills and interests. She could have all the coloured pens and notebooks AND all the wallpaper scraps left over from the Downing Street refurb.

 

[rage naan]

This squig is basically asking guest to do a scrapbook?

I mean, it's not a policy tzar role but it would fit with guest's skills and interests. She could have all the coloured pens and notebooks AND all the wallpaper scraps left over from the Downing Street refurb.

Hey there

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’d rather have a nice collage of Jack doing “work”

 

[Lobster Johnson]

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You can do this yourself and it may actually get done and be free.

 

[griftalo]

In that case I look pregnant. It’s just a bit of a tum.

I’m not convinced. I look pregnant a lot but I swell up on my entire stomach not just a neat bump around my uterus.

 

[lilykestrel]

How would squig feel about Jack

1. promising to do said record of Labour's actions
2. taking some cash for it
3. going quiet for a bit until asked about it
4. make up some hocum about being a mother hen to the team of people she's employed to do it
5. never mentioning it again

 

[YerDa]

I’m not convinced. I look pregnant a lot but I swell up on my entire stomach not just a neat bump around my uterus.

We’re all different I guess (otherwise we’d all be grifting, animal abusing scammers )

 

[Nottonightbabe]

She looks pregnant.

I have to agree. Given her comment the other day about 'gloriously expanding' and the way she spoke about her time with Harold (losing multiple pregnancies) I wouldn't be surprised. @Lazarus raised a point the other day about not speculating on women's bodies, and usually I'd agree, but this speculation is from a point of concern.

 

[rage naan]

I’d rather have a nice collage of Jack doing “work”

I'm no @Marmalade Atkins and so my style may not work so well

I can't look at this one without requiring @FunnyFuneral the air pods oh my god

 

[TrolleyParton]

Pork pies and scotch eggs, apparently

More like porky-pies and inexplicable eggs, amirite?

 

[YerDa]

More like porky-pies and inexplicable eggs, amirite?

Wayyyyy too early

 

[griftalo]

We’re all different I guess (otherwise we’d all be grifting, animal abusing scammers )

Thank god we’re not then!

 

[hoopdedoo]

I can't look at this one without requiring @FunnyFuneral the air pods oh my god

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I must say, what an amazing similarity! Completely mental!

 

[ClarenceBeakes]

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That has got to be guest socking and angling for some sort of role in the new government.