Jack Monroe #581 I’d rather shove a live lobster up my ring

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Ms Biscuit said:
Selectively deleting the photos but leaving all the fawning comments? This is about as guest as guest can be.

I am of the opinion that she was more mortified by the false eyelashes commentary than by anything else. With the benefit of hindsight, that was the most ridiculous part of the whole outfit to me. The ONLY reason to don spiders on her eyes was because she expected to be center stage in pictures (and, importantly, pictures she would not be taking and face-tuning). So she slapped some arachnids on her lids to play up her best featu. Because that's what matters to her, always. Her image.

Imagine her rage when she saw the lashes in the photos and realized that they didn't make her look like Eva Green. Instead they looked exactly like what they were: obvious, ludicrous stage props.
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I reckon she's gone and dirty deleted as there are too many photos of her face, with her ❄️ raddled nose and weird botox-induced cracks etc that she can't now face-tune to duck....and therefore she's lost control of the narrative. Its about control
 
ThePickledCrab said:
Not meaning to contradict you tenderstem, but that sticker and some of the others on her laptop are from Ben Cameron's monthly pin badge club, and actually says Hello My Name is GO AWAY. Which is funny considering how much of an attention-seeker she is. BTW is that subscription in the wiki?
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Oh yeah she joined to get things for SB or SB joined it and gave her the stickers… axolotls were involved. As per, the child can have nothing for himself. Also zero self-awareness or sense of irony, her fangirling about the monthly Patreon rewards she SB had got.
 
Has she ever, or in recent memory, had unfiltered photos on her twitter feed before? Might explain all the talk of recent pork pie consumption to explain her fuller face/physique compared to the usual artificially slimmed down guest.
Presumably it won't be too long before we get facetuned election night ones. She's quite shameless in that she knows the original ones still exist (here 🤭) but that never stops her.
 
HotesTilaire said:
Big Chocco chip “I’ve written 8 pages (both sides)” Jack scares me.
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Same. It's the eyes, I think. They bore into you.

It's a shame the professional look is ruined by the Biro stain on her hand.

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StatusWoe said:
Same. It's the eyes, I think. They bore into you.

It's a shame the professional look is ruined by the Biro stain on her hand.

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Ahem. That is a “ThumbShark” 🦈 her uncouth, foul-mouthed, non-binary, utterly unladylike heavily tattooed VEINS.
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add parts of the body to the list of things guest doesn’t understand.
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I prefer Touche Turtle with his little shield all sad because he’s lost his hat and sword. Such a shame she got it covered up.
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Still, we’ll always have Mr Boogly and the wonky bummed lady in her armpit region.
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Silly attention seeking tit.
Love how much her tattoo artists all dislike her.
 
Onestorytoomany said:
I am terrible. I wash everything. My washing machine is my favourite appliance. If i also go out anywhere after work, my top is changed at the very least. I have always been like that and my kids are going the same way. Tell me @lockedcase do you play whats that tune and bore the bollocks of your co workers with your wittiness!
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babe same. In my case a hangover from parents who CBA washing anything so I was that kid with the smelly stained uniform and clothes and now I’ve gone to the other extreme.
 
TheMiceInTheShed said:
YOU LEAVE NORA ALONE! :mad:

At least she knew how to dress for her body shape. (Amorphous). And she was as honest as the day is long, and knew how to wear a hat.
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Oi Oi, Cleggy Blinders!
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This one’s a bit of a hybrid of Will from the Inbeteweeners your Uncle who has loud opinions by the pub fruit machine and flat cap Old Harold Creepy Narc Skinwalker Jack…
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and this one…
just sort of speaks for itself, really.
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there are 3 labour stickers on the back of her phone in the picture... 3! This and the red suit are a couple of examples of how she tries too hard. The other attendees have obviously just grabbed something red out of the wardrobe, not decked themselves out head to toe and spent a bit of money. I sometimes feel bad that she needs to try so hard - it's not that deep; you don't need a bright red suit, three stickers and a neon sign above your head flashing "I support labour"
 
Dobbythehouseelf said:
there are 3 labour stickers on the back of her phone in the picture... 3! This and the red suit are a couple of examples of how she tries too hard. The other attendees have obviously just grabbed something red out of the wardrobe, not decked themselves out head to toe and spent a bit of money. I sometimes feel bad that she needs to try so hard - it's not that deep; you don't need a bright red suit, three stickers and a neon sign above your head flashing "I support labour"
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She looked like she was there as a novelty candidate.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Oi Oi, Cleggy Blinders!View attachment 3041194 qThis one’s a bit of a hybrid of Will from the Inbeteweeners your Uncle who has loud opinions by the pub fruit machine and flat cap Old Harold Creepy Narc Skinwalker Jack…View attachment 3041214 qand this one…
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Are we about to see Jack hurtling down a hillside in a cast iron bathtub soon? Only I'd watch that.
 
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