Jack Monroe #578 She’s been involved in more breakdowns than the RAC

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If a kid had turned up with a coat and roll mat like hers for a walking trip they would have been frogmarched into the kit room and given a spare that was actually fit for purpose. bleeping fluffy hood. That will do you a world of good on the top of Scafell Pike.

I still mourn the accidentally lurid pink North Face jacket I had for years and years. Navy quilted inner jacket and Very Extremely Fuchsia Pink waterproof outer shell, massive pockets, adjustable hood with a peak and no fluffy bits. Bought it in the fag end of the Cotswold sale so it was about 50p reduced from £250, I thought I was buying navy blue with pink accents, couldn't be arsed to send it back when I realised I'd actually bought Very Pink with navy accents. I took comfort in the fact that if I ever needed to call Mountain Rescue I'd be able to say "you're looking for a bright pink blob."

Unfortunately the outer shell got a rip in the sleeve that was beyond even my skills to repair and I now have a really boring black one.
 
Hang on…. 🤔
So…Hopkins was denied an appeal in Jan 2018 at which time she would have been required to pay Jack the £24,000.

In the Mirror in that same month Jack was spending the money on laying a new kitchen floor (in her RENTED house- the Kitchen of Doom one)
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Then as reported in Gay Times in March 2018 she claimed she’d already had a new couch and four holidays out of it View attachment 2989122 q
View attachment 2989121 qThen by May 2018 when she was begging for money online and moving out of her RENTED house she’d spent the money on repaying her friends, buying a sofa, carpeting the bedroom in her RENTED house and taking a CHEAP weekend break in Paris
View attachment 2989125 qView attachment 2989126 qAll these holidays and new sofas, floors and carpets in a RENTED house she’s begging for money to move out of in the very same post because of henchmen and because she has woken screaming, shuddering, sobbing, flailing, inexplicably distraught, thrashing, terrified, inconsolable and she has barely slept properly, alone, in over six months?! View attachment 2989127 qbleeping disgusting scammer.

Edit: Gay Times article here cos just realized it’s also where she talks about her forensic EYE P triangulation skills and I don’t think it’s in the Wiki? Calling @witchofwestbyfleet
Horrible smug bleep
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Edit: here she is on yet another holiday, in May 2018. The exact same month when she was planning an eBay sale of all her best and favourite possessions, begging for money from strangers on the internet, waking screaming, shuddering, sobbing, flailing, inexplicably distraught, thrashing, terrified, inconsolable and hadn’t slept alone for 6 months.
View attachment 2989137 qView attachment 2989138 qhere she is confirming the date herself View attachment 2989139 qss in post from @Marmalade Atkins here

Added to wiki!
 
Dr Jack Monroe, or to give her her official title, Jack Monroe.
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I'd never even heard about Katie Hopkins before that case - well, I had, but she wasn't someone on my "radar" if you know what I mean.

The case brought both of them into my orbit - and TBH Hopkins has come out of it far better than guest. She lost. She had to sell her house. She had to start again from nowt, AND SHE HASN'T HAD AN OUNCE OF SELF-PITY, OR BEGGED FOR MONEY - at least as far as I am aware.

She got on with it and re-built herself. Whether you like what she's re-built is another matter, but she has absolutely NOT just shrivelled and curled into a ball and begged for cash-os. Meanwhile, guest had been hobbling into court on a walking stick, touting for the pity vote.

Can you imagine how she would have responded if she had lost? All of the "Oh, poor me!" tweets, and "Send money - I've had to sell my solar lights and my child's teeth" etc.

She's unbearable as it is.

KH and guest really aren’t all that dissimilar imo, I get the feeling that was probably very obvious to all those involved in the case. “My enemy’s enemy is a silly, stupid twit and so is my client” kinda vibes.

They’re both driven by ego and external validation and will go to pretty much any means to get it, even if that means sacrificing the needs of their own children. I’m not sure if you got either alone in a room they’d be able to tell you what their core beliefs or values are, because everything they do and say is shaped entirely by what they believe is going to get them the most attention.

Losing to guest must have been a devastating knock to the ego - one that she absolutely could have avoided if she just got over herself, gritted her teeth and apologised. But she was never going to apologise to someone like Jack once she caught wind of who she was and how much of a bleeping idiot she (Jack) is.

Where KH and guest are perhaps different from each other is that KH had enough self-awareness to know that the whole thing was just so embarrassing. No way was she going to make a fuss publicly and draw attention to it all. Jack, on the other hand, as we have seen so many times before and since, could hardly contain herself.

I’m not sure what my point is other than there is something quite kismet about it all that I do very much enjoy. The fact that KH really did hamstring herself so that an idiot like Jack could so easily ‘take her down’, as well as Jack having absolutely zero self-awareness that all her flaws are actually flaws and will be seen and picked apart as such in public proceedings. I dunno, it all played out exactly how it was supposed imo. The case laid bare just how awful they both are and could have been a huge learning opportunity for them both, a proper ‘death of the ego’ moment. Alas, we are where we are.

The only thing that makes it not so enjoyable is that, as always, there are going to be innocent parties harmed in these things, and they tend to be the children of the dickheads involved. And the fact that Jack’s lawyers never got paid.
 
KH and guest really aren’t all that dissimilar imo, I get the feeling that was probably very obvious to all those involved in the case. “My enemy’s enemy is a silly, stupid twit and so is my client” kinda vibes.

They’re both driven by ego and external validation and will go to pretty much any means to get it, even if that means sacrificing the needs of their own children. I’m not sure if you got either alone in a room they’d be able to tell you what their core beliefs or values are, because everything they do and say is shaped entirely by what they believe is going to get them the most attention.

Losing to guest must have been a devastating knock to the ego - one that she absolutely could have avoided if she just got over herself, gritted her teeth and apologised. But she was never going to apologise to someone like Jack once she caught wind of who she was and how much of a bleeping idiot she (Jack) is.

Where KH and guest are perhaps different from each other is that KH had enough self-awareness to know that the whole thing was just so embarrassing. No way was she going to make a fuss publicly and draw attention to it all. Jack, on the other hand, as we have seen so many times before and since, could hardly contain herself.

I’m not sure what my point is other than there is something quite kismet about it all that I do very much enjoy. The fact that KH really did hamstring herself so that an idiot like Jack could so easily ‘take her down’, as well as Jack having absolutely zero self-awareness that all her flaws are actually flaws and will be seen and picked apart as such in public proceedings. I dunno, it all played out exactly how it was supposed imo. The case laid bare just how awful they both are and could have been a huge learning opportunity for them both, a proper ‘death of the ego’ moment. Alas, we are where we are.

The only thing that makes it not so enjoyable is that, as always, there are going to be innocent parties harmed in these things, and they tend to be the children of the dickheads involved. And the fact that Jack’s lawyers never got paid.

Said lawyers being another party that never worked with her twice.
 
Hopkins attempted to appeal and was refused permission to do so. In March 2017 the same month as the decision, the original Judge (Warby) indicated that because he’d made his order, he was unable to reexamine it (functus officio) but that he wouldn’t have been persuaded of the merits of her appeal even if he could. She then made an application direct to the Court of Appeal who refused her permission to appeal in Jan 2018. As Big Lin might say, 😡THE END.

For anyone interested,
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Here’s a bit more about what the judge said about the the initial attempt in March 2017 (the same month as the decision)
Then a bit here about after she took it directly to the Court of Appeal and was denied there in January 2018
This spoilered part below with screenies is the far more pertinent part as far as our morally repugnant honking scammer is concerned tho
Jack was waiting for a £24,000 payout as Hopkins would have had to pay all costs by April 7th 2017.
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When Hopkins elected to pursue the case with the Court of Appeal, tying up Jack’s undeserved £24,000 windfall, Jack went on a MASSIVE woe is me I am POOR beg on Twitter, launched her Patreon and did a big PayPal beg. Have a look at these dates here. View attachment 2989004 qView attachment 2989005 qAs we all know, she was spunking money all over the place, twatting about posting pics of expensive makeup and taking herself off to the pub over on Mrs Gloss at this same time.
September 2018. Jack got her money, most other people, including Jack’s lawyer, did not get paid.

Also a smug tenuously linked segue into SEND YOUR MONEY DIRECT TO MY PERSONAL PAYPAL SO I CAN “DONATE” MY 2 1/2 YEARS LATE BOOK (that I’ve been paid for twice already, by Kickstarter backers and a separate publishing contract) TO CHARIDEE YOU bleeping MUGS!
View attachment 2989007 qView attachment 2989015 qEdit forgot to add the link to this 2018 tweet, sorry.
Also to credit @colouredlines for all the ss of the April 2017 tweets
Remind me again Jack, out of the two of you, who managed to recover their footing and went on to have a successful career?
 
I've posted this before but she's such a cringey delusional twit it always bears repeating.

Books into hotels under an assumed name to enjoy anonymity/avoid getting special treatment (because she's such an A-Lister).

But also in said hotels, carries around a notebook with her real name and social media handles displayed prominently on the cover.

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What an utter cockend.
Good grief. I remember writing my name on the front of exercise books when I was a young Clovis at school, but I've never done it as an adult.

Plus, her socials painstakingly written on the front too! Mortified.
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I started cowering behind the front room door every time the postman came. Parcels were sent back. Letters unsigned for. I lay awake at night, every creak in the central heating an imaginary boot waiting to kick in my front door, every slowing car on my busy seafront road a group of henchmen, every flashing light an imaginary Police car for imaginary crimes. I have woken screaming, shuddering, sobbing, flailing, inexplicably distraught, thrashing, terrified, inconsolable. I have barely slept properly, alone, in over six months, and it is, as the song goes, time to say goodbye.

FFS, and Anne Frank thought she had good cause to be nervous…

If writing books made her no money, why was she keeping on signing contracts for labour intensive work that is unrewarding. I know every writer has to learn at some point that books are inherently unprofitable but if it was so tit why are you signing on for a FIFTH time?

Look for a different way to market the skills that put you in demand!

Edit: As to being unable to pay a gas bill as a successful freelancer due to not getting paid on time... there is insurance for this.
 
duck off Jack that didn't happen.
Most likely is she walked past, mouthing the few words she could remember at the Pavement to Per Rialto.
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If writing books made her no money, why was she keeping on signing contracts for labour intensive work that is unrewarding. I know every writer has to learn at some point that books are inherently unprofitable but if it was so tit why are you signing on for a FIFTH time?

Look for a different way to market the skills that put you in demand!
She did though with Sue Lee, didn't she, the grifting scumbag?
 
Hopkins attempted to appeal and was refused permission to do so. In March 2017 the same month as the decision, the original Judge (Warby) indicated that because he’d made his order, he was unable to reexamine it (functus officio) but that he wouldn’t have been persuaded of the merits of her appeal even if he could. She then made an application direct to the Court of Appeal who refused her permission to appeal in Jan 2018. As Big Lin might say, 😡THE END.

For anyone interested,
View attachment 2989001 q

Here’s a bit more about what the judge said about the the initial attempt in March 2017 (the same month as the decision)
Then a bit here about after she took it directly to the Court of Appeal and was denied there in January 2018
This spoilered part below with screenies is the far more pertinent part as far as our morally repugnant honking scammer is concerned tho
Jack was waiting for a £24,000 payout as Hopkins would have had to pay all costs by April 7th 2017.
View attachment 2989002 q

When Hopkins elected to pursue the case with the Court of Appeal, tying up Jack’s undeserved £24,000 windfall, Jack went on a MASSIVE woe is me I am POOR beg on Twitter, launched her Patreon and did a big PayPal beg. Have a look at these dates here. View attachment 2989004 qView attachment 2989005 qAs we all know, she was spunking money all over the place, twatting about posting pics of expensive makeup and taking herself off to the pub over on Mrs Gloss at this same time.
September 2018. Jack got her money, most other people, including Jack’s lawyer, did not get paid.

Also a smug tenuously linked segue into SEND YOUR MONEY DIRECT TO MY PERSONAL PAYPAL SO I CAN “DONATE” MY 2 1/2 YEARS LATE BOOK (that I’ve been paid for twice already, by Kickstarter backers and a separate publishing contract) TO CHARIDEE YOU bleeping MUGS!
View attachment 2989007 qView attachment 2989015 qEdit forgot to add the link to this 2018 tweet, sorry.
Also to credit @colouredlines for all the ss of the April 2017 tweets
Has “Please don’t libel people, here’s my Patreon” been a thread title?
 
Btw have I missed how we know her lawyers (Mark mate and the paralegals) didn’t get paid for the KH case please?
Here you go, full tweet is in the second spoiler here in my earlier post. The link to the original is there too. Jack got her money, her lawyers did not.
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For once, Jack’s not lying. KH entered an IVA and made agreements with her creditors from the case (and elsewhere) so she could avoid bankruptcy. It’s all over the press at the time.

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Edit: ugh she is INSUFFERABLE
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https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the...y-after-jack-monroe-twitter-costly-libel-case
 
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