Jack Monroe #572 She also featured in a Sainsburys television campaign in January 2014

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VeniVidiVicki said:
I heard William Sitwell (Eton educated, heir presumptive to the Sitwell baronetcy) describe himself as working class today 🤣🤣🤣

She’s totally a Tory. She just understands so little about politics that she doesn’t understand why she is.
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What a g.i.m.p. Another reason why I think he's awful and not just because of Masterchef.

She, and her family, are small t Tories and not the massive, racist lurch to the right the party has gone down. Someone has to he and they probably think Thatcher was right but I'll leave that subject well alone because my mental health is on an even keel today.
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ChickenPorridge said:
I almost respect the way she's never tempted to prove us all wrong like, "Slopslinger, am I? Well I'll show them!" and make something fresh/crisp looking
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Without an air fryer? Lunacy! 🫨
 
Lucky Escape said:
As others have said, there's likely a huge dose of dysmorphia there - but it often seems like Jack is weaponising it, daring people to call her out for her over-filtering.
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Agree with every word of the longer post, but it’s always not often. And she later admitted she was LYING about her magical maniacal 2019 Stepford “sobriety”.
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Today back to 19 March.
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And it’s all bollocks anyway. These were all while she was sober
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❤️❤️❤️nice collages de Marm @Marmalade Atkins

Just duck off and live your life in private, you pointless performative twit. And wash your bleeping sheets.
 
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I can’t believe nobody challenged her on saying a ready meal lasagne with inflation costs should be £34 if it went up the same percentage as the rice.
why didn’t anyone say: but the rice didn’t go up that amount, they just didn’t have the cheapest one in stock in one shop, on the day you went?
 
TheMiceInTheShed said:
That is not weirdness. It's an evolutionary protection mechanism, whereby your lizard brain warns you off slop.

It enabled your protozoan ancestors to survive the primordial soup and eventually over a few billion years produce the fine upstanding example of a hominid that you are.
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Why, thank you lovely miceys.
Valiofthedolls said:
Agree with every word of the longer post, but it’s always not often. And she later admitted she was LYING about her magical maniacal 2019 Stepford “sobriety”. View attachment 2927707 qView attachment 2927706 qView attachment 2927710 qView attachment 2927712 qAnd it’s all bollocks anyway. These were all while she was sober
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Just duck off and live your life in private, you pointless performative twit. And wash your bleeping sheets.
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she’s gronked out of her mind!
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Yes, we have. In her “son’s room” that she plastered all over the internet, with decor of a row of Star Wars figures they were “safekeeping for the friend who lived in their car” until selflessly saved by Jack (whose rental contract precludes overnight guests).
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And her teddy bear
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And a load of her old tat shoved on and on top of the shelves
WHY JACK CANNOT HOUSE THE HOMELESS
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Apparently she hasn't washed that bed linen since 2022 🤮
 
part if one of my jobs means i am adjacent to some fairly upper class twats on the regular and honestly the entitlement they have is astounding. Today i heard a complaint from one of them about something that has never been part of our role, but apparently should be, because it suits them. Luckily my boss was like, nah mate, jog on....! I imagine this is exactly the sort of people her family are....
 
DinosaurSenior said:
Yes!! This would be an ideal time to showcase summer salads! But no, she's still boiling everything to a mush
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Right? The first proper summer-y weather of the year is always worth celebrating. I did a half shoulder of lamb on the barbecue last night, with a sandwich made from the leftovers this evening and tomorrow will do the remains with a pomegranate and green bean salad with a pilaf of some description.

And on Sunday, I'll do a couple of chickens, spatchcocked and marinaded in something, possibly piri-piri-ish. And the leftovers from that will do me into next week, depending on how many people actually turn up on Sunday - but probably a caesar salad and a paella at least.

And that's an actual paella, Jack, not a spray-painted rice pudding that's been put under the grill with a pile of bin-scrapings thrown on top. Ugh.

It's summer, or at least it almost is! Time for barbecues, and salads, and tapas, and bread & cheese & pâté, and fish. Not fish paste, Jack. Stop with the slop and make something with some bite to it!
 
Lucky Escape said:
Right? The first proper summer-y weather of the year is always worth celebrating. I did a half shoulder of lamb on the barbecue last night, with a sandwich made from the leftovers this evening and tomorrow will do the remains with a pomegranate and green bean salad with a pilaf of some description.

And on Sunday, I'll do a couple of chickens, spatchcocked and marinaded in something, possibly piri-piri-ish. And the leftovers from that will do me into next week, depending on how many people actually turn up on Sunday - but probably a caesar salad and a paella at least.

And that's an actual paella, Jack, not a spray-painted rice pudding that's been put under the grill, with a pile of bin-scrapings thrown on top.

It's summer, or at least it almost is! Time for barbecues, and salads, and tapas, and bread & cheese & pâté, and fish. Not fish paste, Jack. Stop with the slop and make something with some bite to it!
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Be careful! We will all watermelon you and come over to yours in droves looking for dinner! It all sounds lovely.
 
Lucky Escape said:
Right? The first proper summer-y weather of the year is always worth celebrating. I did a half shoulder of lamb on the barbecue last night, with a sandwich made from the leftovers this evening and tomorrow will do the remains with a pomegranate and green bean salad with a pilaf of some description.

And on Sunday, I'll do a couple of chickens, spatchcocked and marinaded in something, possibly piri-piri-ish. And the leftovers from that will do me into next week, depending on how many people actually turn up on Sunday - but probably a caesar salad and a paella at least.

And that's an actual paella, Jack, not a spray-painted rice pudding that's been put under the grill with a pile of bin-scrapings thrown on top. Ugh.

It's summer, or at least it almost is! Time for barbecues, and salads, and tapas, and bread & cheese & pâté, and fish. Not fish paste, Jack. Stop with the slop and make something with some bite to it!
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What time shall I come over!? Omg that all sounds amazing!!!
 
I went down the ‘most liked‘ posts rabbit hole because I was looking for something (now can’t remember what- it’s Friday and there is wine 🙄) but I found the very quickly deleted spaniel friend post from January 2023 congratulating guest on buying somewhere. I then had a look and said friend hasn’t posted anything to guest since July but has been/is still active on Twitter.

She has literally pissed off every single person who was in her corner.

A couple of lonely women and thirsty neckbeards are now her fans.
 
Django said:
This! I am one of the WASPI women and still don't know if I will ever get a pension due to a fuckup by the DWP who have changed my date of birth on their records. I have done everything that I can to tell them that they are wrong, I have sent them copies of my birth certificate, pay slips and proof that I have been working and paying tax since I was 15 years old. I work hard cleaning private homes and holiday lets, so if me going to the post office or voting when you young 'uns are busy offends you so be it...
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Oh django, my heart goes out to you. Treated abominably and the humiliation goes on and on. Best of luck, lovely
 
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