Jack Monroe #566 Set flavours to none

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Geetbo said:
Imagine turning up at your son’s new girlfriend’s house and its guest.

The car journey home would pass in stunned silence.
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You just know that after the nightmare narc twit forced her way along on his mother’s birthday weekend mini break family get together “twinned with hers” (complete with Colin birthday cake she brought along for herself),
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there was a horrified group phone call between all the other cars that began the second they turned the corner away from the luxury cottage and out of her and OH’s sight that didn’t finish until they were all parking up outside their homes hours later.
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What bleeping nutcase calls their brand new partner (of 3 months maximum at the time)’s family “the extended fam” and his mum her “mother in law”?! And that’s before she allegedly inflicted her vile slops (courgette and potato rash?!) on them all weekend and plastered their holiday cottage all over the internet.
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All ss @Silver Linings who thoughtfully and kindly protected an innocent sheep’s dignity in this mortifying series of events
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Main character nightmare narc bullshit starts here

Jack Monroe #271 David Cameron does far more charity work than Jack Monroe

Squigs' use of the word tsar makes me feel a bit given current world events. Although maybe to be expected from the same people who liked the dead people merch, I guess.
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unbelievably, Parliament PoPo and the hat recognizing MPs are later in that very same thread!
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What an absolute pile of incessant fantasist steaming bullshit this thieving narc grifter has spouted over the years.
 
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YerDa said:
Anniversary tattle playing the greatest hits is wonderful!
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Speaking of anniversaries, was looking for receipts for something else the other day and encountered this one of a kind beauty that @colouredlines created back in Feb 2021 to commemorate the two year anniversary of Jack falling under a train
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Jack Monroe #146 Can we see the Emin please, cos the rest of this is ugly af

Thank god it's Friday. Anyone else had a bit of a rollercoaster one this week? I've been up and down like a yo yo. I can't wait to order a takeaway tonight (50% off code yasssss) and open up this thread 😂 Babe, same I never get sent these discounts but luckily my partner does!!
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ETA That event has inspired some truly incredible artwork over the years. ❤ @traumatised sideboard

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Jack Monroe #339 David Attenborough lied about walruses

Jack Monroe: Not A Professional Account That's got to be a thread title if ever I saw one!
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Valiofthedolls said:
Got to say I give Old Hazza the side eye a bit that she served him up these two grim concoctions a mere day apart (one of which she inflicted upon his entire family who’re no doubt still traumatized) and it was a further two months before he actually LEFT.
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Idiot attention seeking twit. View attachment 2800644 qfull Twitter thread of the demon bunny and the chocolate fingerprint smeared monstrosity here https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-490-isnt-it-laconic-dont-you-think.38506/post-14693136
Still think as well as her truly vile personality and obnoxious behaviour that it was the threat of getting toxoplasmosis at Bootstrap’s Botulism BBQ that finally tipped him over the edge. View attachment 2800647 qView attachment 2800648 qBoo.
I guess.
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Not the fingerprints on the cake? (Kitkats)
 
Carefree said:
If someone walked into my place, not a bungamansion, and asked if they could use my hoover I'd be too mortified to breathe. I certainly wouldn't post about it online like having a Henry is some kind of flex as well. witch, bye.
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You can see she was keeping a clean & tidy house back when the nice lady from the paper came round to photograph her cardigan. I think she fully embraced the squalor when she was living with Big Posho.
 
YerDa said:
Anniversary tattle playing the greatest hits is wonderful!
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🚨ANNIVERSARY KLAXON🚨

Two years ago this very day while mired in her second giant grift of the year thus far (the Teemill fundraising fraud) Jack was tweeting at great and fascinating length about being upstairs on a bus.
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And the bus driver told this tiny shiny button Jack in this brand spanking new ugly pigskin hat
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the resemblance is truly uncanny.
Pathetic Provincial (thieving) Narc Fantasist. Bus chaos starts here

Jack Monroe #264 Spend the change on a small Stetson

I've been quietly hoping this too, Jack loves to use their name but never does anything to actually help. Nothing to help? Why my dear heart Django, have you forgotten Jack’s generous donation of several slabs of del monte complete with autograph! 😂
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ss @Lazarus and @Silver Linings
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Speaking of anniversaries, was looking for receipts for something else the other day and encountered this one of a kind beauty that @colouredlines created back in Feb 2021 to commemorate the two year anniversary of Jack falling under a train
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Jack Monroe #146 Can we see the Emin please, cos the rest of this is ugly af

Thank god it's Friday. Anyone else had a bit of a rollercoaster one this week? I've been up and down like a yo yo. I can't wait to order a takeaway tonight (50% off code yasssss) and open up this thread 😂 Babe, same I never get sent these discounts but luckily my partner does!!
tattle.life

ETA That event has inspired some truly incredible artwork over the years. ❤ @traumatised sideboard

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Jack Monroe #339 David Attenborough lied about walruses

Jack Monroe: Not A Professional Account That's got to be a thread title if ever I saw one!
tattle.life
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QMLAN but the most liked post on the two year anniversary of the Mediterranean arse train thread is this GLORIOUS artwork from a tipped over the edge @SweetTransvestite
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Squig says in response to these…
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Such a highlight it made the thread recap in the next thread 😂

Jack Monroe #147 We honestly didn’t expect the backlash

Welcome to thread 147 🎉 named by @TheDragonWithAFlagon who thriftily decanted the words of the PR dept at Linda McCartney (RIP) and with an amazing 119 votes! Your prize is an extension on your book submission deadline (again). In our last thread- 1 The canal still love a tune. Write some...
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Valiofthedolls said:
🚨ANNIVERSARY KLAXON🚨

Two years ago this very day while mired in her second giant grift of the year thus far (the Teemill fundraising fraud) Jack was tweeting at great and fascinating length about being upstairs on a bus.
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And the bus driver told this tiny shiny button Jack in this brand spanking new ugly pigskin hat
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View attachment 2800785 qView attachment 2800786 qthe resemblance is truly uncanny.
Pathetic Provincial (thieving) Narc Fantasist. Bus chaos starts here

Jack Monroe #264 Spend the change on a small Stetson

I've been quietly hoping this too, Jack loves to use their name but never does anything to actually help. Nothing to help? Why my dear heart Django, have you forgotten Jack’s generous donation of several slabs of del monte complete with autograph! 😂
tattle.life
ss @Lazarus and @Silver Linings
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Admittedly I get the bus in London but not once have I experienced or seen any interactions with the bus driver other than "does this bus go to [destination]?" "Nah, you want [other bus], over there." Bollocks was he saying she looked like Stevie Nicks.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Her MOST RECENT father in law, no less. Crack on, pal. (This classic from @Marmalade Atkins) View attachment 2800666 qHow does she not cringe herself inside out through her own hole that she’s been putting shite like this out there for the entire internet to see for over ten years?!
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It just beggars belief that she doesn't get how this makes her look. Who would be so desperate at the state of squalor in a stranger's house you would offer to hoover. My previous role involved visiting service users at home sometimes and never ever was it so bad I offered to hoover and I'm talking about actual crack houses. Her house must be grotty.
 
MooBelle said:
It just beggars belief that she doesn't get how this makes her look. Who would be so desperate at the state of squalor in a stranger's house you would offer to hoover. My previous role involved visiting service users at home sometimes and never ever was it so bad I offered to hoover and I'm talking about actual crack houses. Her house must be grotty.
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If content and coops were actually her pets then I’d imagine there was a lot of animal waste in that bungahouse.
 
Witchfinder Sargeant said:
Admittedly I get the bus in London but not once have I experienced or seen any interactions with the bus driver other than "does this bus go to [destination]?" "Nah, you want [other bus], over there." Bollocks was he saying she looked like Stevie Nicks.
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She’s such a tragic cosseted parochial twit.

Imagine getting so excited to be on a bus that you make up a fantasy story about waving at a bus driver in the bus behind and him waving back when you’re thirty three years old.

And then telling the entire internet about it.

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Truly, some squigs do not deserve squigging even with a giant @SweetTransvestite cockification (ss @Smeghead)
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GENUINELY still can’t tell whether or not that squig was taking the piss. Surely (apart from Jack) nobody is that vacuous IRL?
 
Witchfinder Sargeant said:
I do cold brew herbal tea quite a lot in the summer. You need to start with a good base that tastes of something (sorry, guest, I know "taste" is an aberration to you). I like Bird and Blend teas.

Start with cold water, use twice as much tea as you'd normally use for that volume of water. If you're using loose leaf tea, you can buy fancy cold brew bottles, or you can use a cafetière, something to stop the tea floating about in the water you're going to drink. Or you can use teabags. Cold water, tea, into the brewing thing you're using. Into the fridge overnight and it's ready to drink in the morning, or start at breakfast and it's ready mid-afternoon.

Then into a glass, half full, top off with lemonade or tonic water or sparkling water. Don't leave it in the fridge for three days, you'll give yourself botulism or something.

You can also just use the normal amount of tea and the normal amount of water, don't bother diluting it with anything.
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Perfect. This is how I do it. I don't drink fizzy pop/cans of commercial sweetners & crap, and squash doesn't cut the thirst. Herbal/fruit teas are natural (usually) and served with either plain or sparkling water - chilled - with some ice is very refreshing.
 
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