Jack Monroe #566 Set flavours to none

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Jack tweets as art.
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Ahoy there ninnies, I have been absent of late but lurking both here and on that bloody awful Aldi woman’s page but had nothing much to say. I haven’t had time to grunk but this popped up on Instagram and I had to screen shot it. The hair, the eyes, the pov jumper. Yes it actually is Lily Allen. I do apologise if it’s been posted before.
 

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Penelope_Ghent said:
Ahoy there ninnies, I have been absent of late but lurking both here and on that bloody awful Aldi woman’s page but had nothing much to say. I haven’t had time to grunk but this popped up on Instagram and I had to screen shot it. The hair, the eyes, the pov jumper. Yes it actually is Lily Allen. I do apologise if it’s been posted before.
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Both fans of Colombian marching powder, aren't they? 🤔
 
Bread said:
I never knew "tinker" was a slur. I thought it was just a cute little expression; I call my dog a little tinker when he's being mischievous. I'm surprised guest with her Irish blood doesn't know any better.
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That's fair enough but Jack has been publicly called out about several times and she still does it. She would go on a delete spree but then get shitfaced and repeat them.
 
Onestorytoomany said:
I do miss her rants sometimes and the way she would say something stupid, get called out, try and fail to get the upper hand, storm off, come back in the wee hours talking bollocks about old timey kitkats and rinse and repeat.
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I suspect she’s waiting for us lot to get bored and the threads to dwindle away.

Thing is - her ‘back catalogue’ of twaddle is immense. We’ve got mithering material aplenty.
 
I don't miss guest at all.

It does please me that such a self-centred, attention-seeking narcissist feels she has to compete with her son and her brother* for birthday love. It must irk her every year, even though most people get over things like that. Men in her family seem to hold more value with Big Chocolate and Dead Grandpops and she's internalised the patriarchy. Her feeling slighted because her birthday isn't the stand alone Jackfest she thinks she deserves every year is a sign that the Universe sometimes does deliver justice with a sense of humour.

ETA *and a long-dead Irish saint
 
I don't miss her. I hope she never comes back to SM or public life at all.
Goodness knows how much money she conned out of people over years - through her online grifting in various forms, her useless books people bought in good faith, the money paid for articles where she spouted her usual lying drivel.
I'm slightly curious to know if she ever even started on the VBI. We all predicted at the time it would never ever see the light of day. And she lied and lied over years that it was 'nearly ready'. And who would care really apart from she got lots of money off the back of that promise.
Good riddance.
 
Bread said:
I never knew "tinker" was a slur. I thought it was just a cute little expression; I call my dog a little tinker when he's being mischievous. I'm surprised guest with her Irish blood doesn't know any better.
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It makes me think of tinkerbell 🤷🏼‍♀️but it’s rude so
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Onestorytoomany said:
I do miss her rants sometimes and the way she would say something stupid, get called out, try and fail to get the upper hand, storm off, come back in the wee hours talking bollocks about old timey kitkats and rinse and repeat.
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DI Burnside impersonating a copper
Georgia Church Suppers
School head who doesn’t allow talking in corridors is a nazi
Someone’s benefit letter says it’s halved (it was doubled)
Make sure you’re getting all your Tax Credits
the juice of tinned pineapple cooks fish *it does not, because as any fule kno the Bromeline in TINNED pineapple is denatured
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Speaking of dramatic, turns out that she was just MAD AS HELL in the RishiMate selfie
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Cos when she was sooooo MAD AS HELL at Edwina she wrote “Dear Edwina” letters at the Mirror, Guardian and her blog
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ANGRY JACK MONROE = Wibbling little mouse about to burst into the boo hoos before scuttling off home to Mammy and Daddy’s with her tail between her legs to write a CROSS LETTER ( from the comfort of her childhood bed-nest with a Hollie Hobbie quilt and a cup of Horlicks and two malted milk biscuits from her Mammy).
View attachment 2822283 qSeriously, that is the pic the Mirror chose to caption with this. View attachment 2822287 qWibble wibble, little mouse, thief who tried to grift a house. View attachment 2822289 qMind you, that RishiMate one- if someone had inflicted that absolutely bleeping shocking lip filler on me, I’d be bawling my eyes out MAD AS HELL too.
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Lol I love that crying pic because of the sinister folder in the background
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HotesTilaire said:
DI Burnside impersonating a copper
Georgia Church Suppers
School head who doesn’t allow talking in corridors is a nazi
Someone’s benefit letter says it’s halved (it was doubled)
Make sure you’re getting all your Tax Credits
the juice of tinned pineapple cooks fish *it does not, because as any fule kno the Bromeline in TINNED pineapple is denatured
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Let us not forget gas pipes that pipe gas directly into radiators, which means they can be safely exchanged for large duck egg blue bleeping range cookers
 
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