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You’ve blocked that one out because it involves sex pasta that is eponymous, to Jack, with falling in love.

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And I felt that selfsame car wreck collide with my solar plexus and toss me down a rabbithole of giddy headspinning highs and that soaring, almost nauseatingly disorienting feeling of time stopping and slowing and turning on its head. I stumbled away, a new crush ablaze across my cheeks and in every tip of my fingers, burning coiled springs in the soles of my feet, a song whispering in the cold, grey, slumbering chamber of my strange little heart.


79 word sentence beginning with "and". What a writer.

Edit: LEARN TO USE COMMAS!
 
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You’ve blocked that one out because it involves sex pasta that is eponymous, to Jack, with falling in love.



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Was she polite and smiling, or thrusting her hand ( implying impatience) and curt?



jack you are a terrible writer. Carole lied to you
 
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You’ve blocked that one out because it involves sex pasta that is eponymous, to Jack, with falling in love.

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Thank you (I think 🤮) tenderstem. That whole paragraph, just wow. On second thoughts not creating a photo with that gumph on, reading it there was more than I can handle.

I love parmigiana as well but might avoid it for a while.
 
I am bleeping DEAD at these quotes today…I knew you guys would NOT disappoint 🤣🤣🤣

I have genuinely laughed out loud at all of them. She’s such a monumental wet wipe.
Thanks for the LOLLLLLLZZZZ though Jack, ya mug!
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This isn‘t really an ‘inspirational quote’ but I couldn’t resist

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I wish we could have stuff like this instead of worded thread titles 🤣
 
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This isn‘t really an ‘inspirational quote’ but I couldn’t resist

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This might be my favourite thing on the Internet. I bet FIM are kicking themselves they didn't get Jack's expert advice before the start of the world superbike and motogp seasons this year. Given she can also bench press the queen despite being a smol, slop eating pixie some of the shorter, lighter riders would love some training tips too.
LOL.
 
We neeeeeed one of these quotes as a thread title, but how can we pick from all the absolute bleeping dross she’s said??

I do think “My Grandad is DEAD” is an absolute classic, “Prostitution and stealing food to survive 2013” and “I mostly eat with a spoon these days” are my other two faves.

It’s a massive field to choose from, so diverse!!
 

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You’ve blocked that one out because it involves sex pasta that is eponymous, to Jack, with falling in love.

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I'm thinking it's named ''Come-to-Bed Parmigiana'' because the parmigiana is the only thing coming to bed. Single-Person Pasta/Celibacy Conchiglie doesn't sound quite as alluring.
 
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