Jack Monroe #565 Demand 0

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Can't believe she hasn't nabbed this one...
 
not posted here in a while as was in a Depher rabbit hole but it remains a mystery how she’s surviving when fir the first time in a while her rent is higher then her grift. She must have had a bit of savings after all or sold some tat.

if she pops up married to some Tory gammon with a detached 5 bed & a jag, though…!
 
AlwightDallin said:
not posted here in a while as was in a Depher rabbit hole but it remains a mystery how she’s surviving when fir the first time in a while her rent is higher then her grift. She must have had a bit of savings after all or sold some tat.

if she pops up married to some Tory gammon with a detached 5 bed & a jag, though…!
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I'm sorry but Mr Beacon is already spoken for...
 
AlwightDallin said:
not posted here in a while as was in a Depher rabbit hole but it remains a mystery how she’s surviving when fir the first time in a while her rent is higher then her grift. She must have had a bit of savings after all or sold some tat.

if she pops up married to some Tory gammon with a detached 5 bed & a jag, though…!
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I hadn’t thought about it like that but you’re right.. the maths must be

Rent > grift = +++grift<different reason><different mugs paying money>
 
HotesTilaire said:
Yeah but you know as soon as she pops up, we’ll immediately be reminded of how annoying she is and wish she hadn’t…
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I don’t even need her to pop up to be reminded of that. Would love to never, ever hear anything publicly from her or about her ever again. She’s bleeping awful and just needs to stay gone and quiet and out of THE PUBLIC EYE for good and forever.

Preferably having a good long think about what she’s done, but as she’s incapable of self reflection just staying gone and quiet is perfectly fine.
 
Hello ninnies!

Has the Canal ever done Jack tweets as inspirational quotes? You know the ones, something twee and wanky on an Instagram post and it’ll have a beach background or something?

That could be a fun little detour mither whilst it’s so quiet if it hasn’t already been done….I can’t remember any specific quotes at the mo so just did this to get us started
 

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StewPots said:
Hello ninnies!

Has the Canal ever done Jack tweets as inspirational quotes? You know the ones, something twee and wanky on an Instagram post and it’ll have a beach background or something?

That could be a fun little detour mither whilst it’s so quiet if it hasn’t already been done….I can’t remember any specific quotes at the mo so just did this to get us started
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Yes indeed, I think they start here:

Jack Monroe #171 Just discovered her and think she’s horrid

Evening everyone, just popping in to say I’m 36 and a half and I found my first grey hair last year on July 18th. It was thick and white and wiry and I yanked the bastard straight out. Was just gonna say this!! I was told by my hairdresser when I discovered first grey hair, that if you pull...
tattle.life
 
Shimmering said:
Yes indeed, I think they start here:

Jack Monroe #171 Just discovered her and think she’s horrid

Evening everyone, just popping in to say I’m 36 and a half and I found my first grey hair last year on July 18th. It was thick and white and wiry and I yanked the bastard straight out. Was just gonna say this!! I was told by my hairdresser when I discovered first grey hair, that if you pull...
tattle.life
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I mean the J1g is so inspirational. Sniggering to myself here
 
Omg I’m finally in real time for the first time in MONTHS… (well kind of. I’m at the start of this thread) HI NINNIES! Happy New Year ❤

Does anyone else listen to the podcast ‘staying relevant’? I’ve become convinced Pete Wicks is a Frau as he keeps inadvertently dropping Frau language, the latest being ‘shaking like a shitting dog’… 🤨. He’s kind of local to Southend eh? Or is this just common Essex parlance? I’d love it if he was a secret mithering Frau.
 
StewPots said:
Has the Canal ever done Jack tweets as inspirational quotes? You know the ones, something twee and wanky on an Instagram post and it’ll have a beach background or something?

That could be a fun little detour mither whilst it’s so quiet if it hasn’t already been done….I can’t remember any specific quotes at the mo so just did this to get us started
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