Jack Monroe #565 Demand 0

[BeardyBap]

 

[CrushedIcePlease]

We neeeeeed one of these quotes as a thread title, but how can we pick from all the absolute bleeping dross she’s said??

I do think “My Grandad is DEAD” is an absolute classic, “Prostitution and stealing food to survive 2013” and “I mostly eat with a spoon these days” are my other two faves.

It’s a massive field to choose from, so diverse!!

Prostitution and stealing food to survive 2013 is just so ridiculous it’s great.
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Scammer strudel is a banger.

Grifty goulash has a certain je ne sais quoi

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

 

[CrushedIcePlease]

I’ve got an idea for a game, it’s pretty niche but I think the target audience would love it.

“Jack or Whack”

A quote is read out, and you have to decide whether Jack ever said / tweeted it or if it’s completely made up. Other variety is you are presented with three quotes - only one is Jack.

Might fire up a kickstarter / just post my personal PayPal. All grifted money with no end result is interchangeable.

 

[pumbilical cord]

I’ve got an idea for a game, it’s pretty niche but I think the target audience would love it.

“Jack or Whack”

A quote is read out, and you have to decide whether Jack ever said / tweeted it or if it’s completely made up. Other variety is you are presented with three quotes - only one is Jack.

Might fire up a kickstarter / just post my personal PayPal. All grifted money with no end result is interchangeable.

I'd love to grab a Jack Stan, or just a random from another thread who doesn't really know who she is, to play this.

 

[CrushedIcePlease]

I'd love to grab a Jack Stan, or just a random from another thread who doesn't really know who she is, to play this.

Yeah especially some of the OG Fraus on here would be too good.

Shall we go fishing for a test contestant? Needs to be out of the sphere of Jack as far as possible.. maybe the Jake Quickenden thread.. Ashley James?

Edited to remove “Hake Quickenden” typo but if they want that as a a thread title if he does anything fishing related go for it guys

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

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And look at what a success I am now!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

 

[StewPots]

Maybe she’s actually started one??
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Also…ohhh the drama and woe is me thirst is strong with second one
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“I have a rather excellent vagina” for thread title nom please

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

 

[griftalo]

Not a Jack quote but I reckon she lives by it:

 

[hereforthechaos]

 

[VielleFemme]

Here's one

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And another

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OK I swear this is the last one.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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[Hollaaa]

 

[Mr Krabs]

 

[DinosaurSenior]

What's Jack's Duolingo name again?

I want to check that she's keeping up the good work
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[I'm not actually here]

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Still my favourite Hellsite moment!
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What's Jack's Duolingo name again?

I want to check that she's keeping up the good work
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twit M
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Still my favourite Hellsite moment!
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twit M

Qmlan but bloody hell, so lovely to drop back in after time out and find threads now take 2+ weeks not 2- days. Why? Cos she's finito. Yeehah.

And the canal remain as hilarious as ever. Cheers!!
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Here's one
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And another
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OK I swear this is the last one.
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And that highlights why we should be allowed multiple emojis on a post.

However, that last pic really really needs defenestration (cos certain frauen don't like the other term(s!)) through the right hand window.

Anybody else old enough to remember Play School and looking through the square, round or arch window? Someone shove Jemima Pumbleduck (or goose!) in the pic pls pls!!