Jack Monroe #563 Danniella Guestbrook

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CarmenGhia said:
He was the president of the National Union of Students when I was an undergrad. If his backstory is true, I'm quite impressed. SU office is full of privileged people.

Thinking of education and Guest, how did she manage her schooling at her exclusive girls' grammar, walking for hours every day with detours for coronation chicken and all of the after-school activities she claims to have done, some of which there is proof for? She did ballet lessons, she practised chess for hours and attended tournaments, didn't she do some sort of martial art to a high level as well? That's in addition to her songwriting, amateur dramatics and membership of the Church Girls' Brigade until teenhood. Note, the uniform she's wearing in those pictures is the Church Girls' Brigade, for those girls who found ordinary Girls' Brigade nowhere near churchy enough. (When I was that age, only Catholic girls went to GB for some reason and most of them found it plenty churchy enough for them.)
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Can’t speak to whether or not he can cook but his back story appears to be entirely true.
 
Carefree said:
@MurielSnark I love, and applaud, everyone involved in not letting Kensington and Chelsea councillors and so on off from their unhinged actions. Acting like there wasn't going to be any blowback from their penny pinching. It's one of the reasons I have no time for Theresa May either. People really showed their arses then.
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Yes, well, the struggle for justice for the Grenfell families continues. As for K&C council, I can tell you from first hand experience that they haven't learned much, if anything.
 
nothanksbabes said:
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Reckon she's fucked off to Glamorgan and has swapped writing strongly worded letters to the paper for sending shite tips in to Take A Break?
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Ok that is actually poo on a plate and I'm not taking questions at this time.
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Valiofthedolls said:
Not just that word either. That was one of two repugnant adjectives, not even the misogynistic noun.
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She’s done a whole load of dirty deleting on that blog including all manner of grifts (Teemill “apology” etc), the post calling Diane Abbott this brilliant, bright, dedicated, little black girl

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yet thinks the stuff in the spoiler is just fine and dandy to leave up there for anyone to read at any point. Speaks volumes about her.

You do you guest, you morally repugnant despicable LYING FANTASIST bleep.

Unfortunately for Jack,
her waxing lyrical about her GIVING UP HER SMARTPHONE AND CHANGING HER LIFE spoilered above is archived.
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Oh and she’s such a shameless idiotic publicity seeker that her reprehensible pompous diatribe about all the trolling of Diane Abbott ME ME ME, I JACK MONROE lives on at Glamour magazine (and is also archived)View attachment 2722346 q
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Why people need to stop trolling Diane Abbott. Now.

Jack Monroe talks about why everyone needs to stop trolling Diane Abbott
www.glamourmagazine.co.uk www.glamourmagazine.co.uk
Subject matter notwithstanding. bleeping INSUFFERABLE.

SIT DOWN
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Oh duck OFF you insufferable bleep
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And now we finally, finally get to the crux of the piece and the sole bleeping reason she wrote it in the first place
View attachment 2722307 qand the rest of the article is aaaaaaalllllll about her. Here or at Glamour link above
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We need to talk about Diane Abbott. Now. (EXPLICIT CONTENT)

This is not a recipe. I wrote this as a series of tweets today and readers asked for it as a blog post, so here it is. Our politics may differ, so feel free to skip straight back to the recipes if …
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We need to talk about Diane Abbott and We need to talk about Grenfell were essentially the SAME bleeping WEEK?! 9 days apart!
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I know that it's a very, very competitive field, but I think I find those made-up, horrendous, and completely bullshit examples of racist, ableist abuse to be the worst thing she's ever claimed to have happened.

Why? Why would a non-disabled white woman expect anyone to believe this, even for a second? Why did no one call her out on it? What the duck was she thinking?
 
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Valiofthedolls said:
Not just that word either. That was one of two repugnant adjectives, not even the misogynistic noun.
Still on her blogView attachment 2722261 qView attachment 2722262 q
She’s done a whole load of dirty deleting on that blog including all manner of grifts (Teemill “apology” etc), the post calling Diane Abbott this brilliant, bright, dedicated, little black girl

View attachment 2722271 q

yet thinks the stuff in the spoiler is just fine and dandy to leave up there for anyone to read at any point. Speaks volumes about her.

You do you guest, you morally repugnant despicable LYING FANTASIST bleep.

Unfortunately for Jack,
her waxing lyrical about her GIVING UP HER SMARTPHONE AND CHANGING HER LIFE spoilered above is archived.
archive.ph

I gave up my smartphone for a Nokia 3310 and radically changed my lif…

archived 30 Sep 2023 10:42:54 UTC
archive.ph archive.ph

Oh and she’s such a shameless idiotic publicity seeker that her reprehensible pompous diatribe about all the trolling of Diane Abbott ME ME ME, I JACK MONROE lives on at Glamour magazine (and is also archived)View attachment 2722346 q
www.glamourmagazine.co.uk

Why people need to stop trolling Diane Abbott. Now.

Jack Monroe talks about why everyone needs to stop trolling Diane Abbott
www.glamourmagazine.co.uk www.glamourmagazine.co.uk
Subject matter notwithstanding. bleeping INSUFFERABLE.

SIT DOWN
View attachment 2722300 qTHINK ABOUT IT. UNDERSTAND IT. View attachment 2722301 qSIT DOWN! (thought everyone already was?) LISTEN! (thought everyone already was?) View attachment 2722302 qI’VE GOT SO MUCH MORE TO SAY!!! LIKE THIS!!! (I’ve known a lot of bleeping fact hounds.)
View attachment 2722304 q
Oh duck OFF you insufferable bleep
View attachment 2722308 q

And now we finally, finally get to the crux of the piece and the sole bleeping reason she wrote it in the first place
View attachment 2722307 qand the rest of the article is aaaaaaalllllll about her. Here or at Glamour link above
web.archive.org

We need to talk about Diane Abbott. Now. (EXPLICIT CONTENT)

This is not a recipe. I wrote this as a series of tweets today and readers asked for it as a blog post, so here it is. Our politics may differ, so feel free to skip straight back to the recipes if …
web.archive.org web.archive.org
We need to talk about Diane Abbott and We need to talk about Grenfell were essentially the SAME bleeping WEEK?! 9 days apart!
View attachment 2722324 qView attachment 2722340 qView attachment 2722332 qView attachment 2722335 q
archive.ph

We need to talk about Grenfell, and the corporate manslaughter of the…

archived 31 Aug 2022 00:00:38 UTC
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I must commend you @Valiofthedolls for how you've put this together. I did laugh and dry heave at the Diane Abbott posts winding their way back to the most important topic of all - Guest.
 
Today will have been painful for her, I can only imagine how she would have regaled us:

'I was typing away my latest brainstorm on how to feed the povs for less, using rain water and floor sweepings, when suddenly SB burst into my study like a whirlygig 'Mamapapa! Mamapapa! Have you seen the news?' 'What news?' I replied, both feeling blessed to be in the prescence of such an amazing child and irritated he had interrupted my genius mid flow, the chore chart would be amended to reflect this later. 'That evil Lozza Fox has been defeated in court for libel, no-one can hold a candle to you and your famous libel victory Mamapapa!' We both hooted and fizzed around the bungmansion like loons in celebration, dancing until our feet hurt and we reclined drinking home made dandelion and burdock then wrapped our feet in best brown paper to cure the aches. THE END.'
 
nothanksbabes said:
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Reckon she's fucked off to Glamorgan and has swapped writing strongly worded letters to the paper for sending shite tips in to Take A Break?
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I reckon she read all the Auntie Pat posts and realised she’d have more fun as a middle aged, perpetually tipsy wine aunt. She’s embraced her inner Pat. I hope she gets some chunky highlights to celebrate.
 
I have it on good authority that in terms of personality, Streeting is absolutely horrendous, even by parliamentary standards

I got served this today - from the guest school of interview techniques. Basically if you don't take your coffee cup back to the kitchen after the interview, they won't hire you

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rage naan said:
I have it on good authority that in terms of personality, Streeting is absolutely horrendous, even by parliamentary standards

I got served this today - from the guest school of interview techniques. Basically if you don't take your coffee cup back to the kitchen after the interview, they won't hire you

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If he is horrendous, then that makes him an even more apt substitute for guest.

This photo looks like someone who would never take his own coffee cup back to the kitchen, but would expect his secretary or PA to do it for him.
 
CrackingOwlSanctuary said:
Today will have been painful for her, I can only imagine how she would have regaled us:

'I was typing away my latest brainstorm on how to feed the povs for less, using rain water and floor sweepings, when suddenly SB burst into my study like a whirlygig 'Mamapapa! Mamapapa! Have you seen the news?' 'What news?' I replied, both feeling blessed to be in the prescence of such an amazing child and irritated he had interrupted my genius mid flow, the chore chart would be amended to reflect this later. 'That evil Lozza Fox has been defeated in court for libel, no-one can hold a candle to you and your famous libel victory Mamapapa!' We both hooted and fizzed around the bungmansion like loons in celebration, dancing until our feet hurt and we reclined drinking home made dandelion and burdock then wrapped our feet in best brown paper to cure the aches. THE END.'
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Her news sources would have alerted her (she’s got a Sky news widget on her phone)
 
Turns out when you think about it, the timeline and the performative hot topics of the day DIANE ABBOTT and GRENFELL was all to lovebomb LJC

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT…
Urban Decay!!!
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How I won my LIBEL and clocked my victim!!!
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Benefit Mascara!!!
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…and on the same day the FAMOUS man (R of the Valentine flowers) who’s not interested!!!
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How I’m TOO POOR!!!
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Turns out he’s reeeaalllly not interested!!!
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My BBQ outfit, bid to run as MP, the SEA AIR, death threats and my CRIPPLING ARTHRITIS
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but on the very same day NOT talk about this and how I’ve already burned through £68,761 of other people’s money!!!
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How I decided I’d better invite that current affairs woman round for eponymous pasta…!!!
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Diane Abbott!!!
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Grenfell!!!
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Urban Decay again!!!
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Urban Decay (again, again!!!)
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and whatever this is…
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How someone called me terrible things on my smartphone but I didn’t tell my girlfriend!!!
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And how pretty and famous I am!!!
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MaineCoonMama said:
So Jack cancelled the date but the guy is 'The Prick'? Jackie got stood up, I'd bet my cat on it. (Not Pooh Bear, one of the others.)
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Thankfully, by the time that pic 👆was taken on 17th April (in her month of sobriety) she’d recovered from her terrible trauma of 8th April and could AFFORD BASIC GROCERIES (and wine) again. PHEW!
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rage naan said:
I have it on good authority that in terms of personality, Streeting is absolutely horrendous, even by parliamentary standards
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This comes as no surprise. I can spot them a mile off. Power corrupts.

At least Wes worked to get where he is, unlike Jack who was just lucky to fall into the world of celebrity.

Unlucky for Jack, she has fallen out of the world of celebrity just as easily.
 
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