Jack Monroe #563 Danniella Guestbrook

[griftalo]

Thankfully, by the time that pic was taken on 17th April (in her month of sobriety) she’d recovered from her terrible trauma of 8th April and could AFFORD BASIC GROCERIES (and wine) again. PHEW!View attachment 2723798 q
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It looks like she lives in a bando, is that syringe in that dish?

 

[houseofhoop]

Thankfully, by the time that pic was taken on 17th April (in her month of sobriety) she’d recovered from her terrible trauma of 8th April and could AFFORD BASIC GROCERIES (and wine) again. PHEW!View attachment 2723798 q
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I literally was about to post this:

Bit dodgy to have wine in the house when you’re in recovery no?

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Thats what I do, on the regular. Don't bother boiling down the Jif lemon -- just stir it into some Aqueous cream for a luscious lemon curdesque experience. It's like a tangy body butter. Just don't use on any open wounds, and avoid your eyes and any particularly sensitive bits.

I have so many questions...

 

[Valiofthedolls]

It looks like she lives in a bando, is that syringe in that dish?

Dear LJC don’t manifest her again. People horrendously alleging she’d taken heroin is what brought her here (under her own name not as a ) last time.

Sad little faced manipulative lying twit.

Jack Monroe #31 Grunka Lunka dunkety doo, we came for Jack but stayed for you!

I am, thankyou. Evidently not, Jack. A post about how someone thinks IG views have worked isnt going to harm your job. Hellmans can see for themselves the reactions your work gets. This is purely a show, feeding in to your narrative. Put your phone down and take a couple weeks off.

tattle.life

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Whenever Thread 31 is mentioned I get the urge for a piss and a sandwich, but feel I can't have either without the canal's permission.

 

[RandomFishOils]

Has anyone ever alleged that she is a heroin user? I don’t recall it, so I wonder how she got these mysterious screenshots. Allegations of cocaine use are all over this site though, so that’s obviously not libellous.

 

[houseofhoop]

Dear LJC don’t manifest her again. People horrendously alleging she’d taken heroin is what brought her here (under her own name not as a ) last time.
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Jack Monroe #31 Grunka Lunka dunkety doo, we came for Jack but stayed for you!

I am, thankyou. Evidently not, Jack. A post about how someone thinks IG views have worked isnt going to harm your job. Hellmans can see for themselves the reactions your work gets. This is purely a show, feeding in to your narrative. Put your phone down and take a couple weeks off.

tattle.life

lol. Didn’t age well

 

[Mr Krabs]

Has anyone ever alleged that she is a heroin user? I don’t recall it, so I wonder how she got these mysterious screenshots. Allegations of cocaine use are all over this site though, so that’s obviously not libellous.

Whenever she used to hit back at #trollclaims she’d always go for the most outrageous lie someone had made up. Was probably someone on twitter who said she looked like a junkie or something.

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Bit dodgy to have wine in the house when you’re in recovery no?

I don’t think she was ever an alcoholic and I think she still drinks in moderation. She backed herself into a corner with that one. There were screenshots of her camera roll where you can see pints. She also claims to drink the non-alcoholic beer, but that’s discouraged for those in recovery.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Has anyone ever alleged that she is a heroin user? I don’t recall it, so I wonder how she got these mysterious screenshots. Allegations of cocaine use are all over this site though, so that’s obviously not libellous.

DrDr 100% track record (1 out of 1) libel winner was aghast and furious because she has never injected drugs!

Unfortunately the screenshats go to another school that doesn’t back onto three council estates, her (has she mentioned he’s Jewish?) pro bono no win no fee lawyer and the paralegals is BUSY, and she got distracted, so she is unable to locate these TWO direct allegations and implications at this time.

Spoiler: ❄👃❄👃❄👃❄👃❄👃❄👃❄👃❄👃

Oh Shatters and the makeup artist, you are sooooo naaaaaughty!!!

Just noticed the same MUA is literally giving guest the middle finger in every one of these ss

 

[MavisBeacon]

I don’t think she was ever an alcoholic and I think she still drinks in moderation. She backed herself into a corner with that one. There were screenshots of her camera roll where you can see pints. She also claims to drink the non-alcoholic beer, but that’s discouraged for those in recovery.

I think claiming alcoholism was a handy excuse for some terrible unprofessional behaviour.
I also do believe she has indulged in cocaine on multiple occasions.
However, as we all can see with our own eyes, her true addiction is to shopping.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

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lol. Didn’t age well

Speaking of…

 

[MavisBeacon]

Speaking of…
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It is hilarious how badly she has fucked herself at every turn. Around this time she did have an amazing opportunity to grow her brand and business, and to build an audience on Patreon and social media channels. And yet somehow being an unprofessional, lazy grifter obsessed with herself and pointless busywork won out.

In related news - oh look, another young mum all up in her niche:

 

[Carefree]

Whilst I appreciate that someone is fulfilling that role, I find it heartily depressing and infuriating that we're ten plus years on and it's still a bleeping issue in this country.

 

[Domacles]

She also claims to drink the non-alcoholic beer, but that’s discouraged for those in recovery.

No idea what AA actually recommends but I would say that would make sense for someone who claims to have got through an entire bottle of whiskey and 40 tramadol per day
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Whilst I appreciate that someone is fulfilling that role, I find it heartily depressing and infuriating that we're ten plus years on and it's still a bleeping issue in this country.

I hate it. I like thrifty cooking and budget recipes but I feel that this just makes people feel worse

 

[BeardyBap]

So, nearly four years since she took legal advice about what was said about her on Tattle.
It's carte blanche then?

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

No idea what AA actually recommends but I would say that would make sense for someone who claims to have got through an entire bottle of whiskey and 40 tramadol per day

AA says to avoid them.

I don't follow AA so I have a fridge full of kombucha, 0.5% ABV beer and mead, fake spirits etc.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Lololol at her saying she was going to set up an AMA thread for half an hour here ... Don't you need to have made a certain number of posts before you can make a thread?

Arrogant twit

 

[Lucky Escape]

The Prime Minister yesterday made headlines by claiming to follow a fairly extreme variant of intermittent fasting, going without any form of food between Sunday afternoon and Tuesday mornings.

Almost immediately, people started speaking up with "er, I'm sure I saw him eating a sandwich on a Monday two weeks ago"-type anecdotes. And it's dredged up "knows more about how people live in California than in Yorkshire" memories of his supposed preference for Mexican Coca-cola.

Today on an interview with This Morning, he's had to row back - saying that he "tries" to have a "fasting day" each week where he eats not nothing, but "largely nothing".

It's incredibly trivial, and who knows what the actual truth of it is. But it's exactly the sort of claim that attracts comment, and that the media loves to highlight. Talking about it was completely unnecessary and provided no possible benefit beyond the brief initial "look at me!" hit.

It's such a gloriously guest-like mess. Has Jack got a new job as a government media advisor?

 

[MurielSnark]

The Prime Minister yesterday made headlines by claiming to follow a fairly extreme variant of intermittent fasting, going without any form of food between Sunday afternoon and Tuesday mornings.

Almost immediately, people started speaking up with "er, I'm sure I saw him eating a sandwich on a Monday two weeks ago"-type anecdotes. And it's dredged up "knows more about how people live in California than in Yorkshire" memories of his supposed preference for Mexican Coca-cola.

Today on an interview with This Morning, he's had to row back - saying that he "tries" to have a "fasting day" each week where he eats not nothing, but "largely nothing".

It's incredibly trivial, and who knows what the actual truth of it is. But it's exactly the sort of claim that attracts comment, and that the media loves to highlight. Talking about it was completely unnecessary and provided no possible benefit beyond the brief initial "look at me!" hit.

It's such a gloriously guest-like mess. Has Jack got a new job as a government media advisor?

When that tidbit of news first landed, my first thought was: "That explains why Sunak is so bloody grumpy all the time."

 

[StatusWoe]

Turns out when you think about it, the timeline and the performative hot topics of the day DIANE ABBOTT and GRENFELL was all to lovebomb LJC

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT…

Spoiler

Urban Decay!!!
View attachment 2723583 qHow I won my LIBEL and clocked my victim!!!
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View attachment 2723584 q…and on the same day the FAMOUS man (R of the Valentine flowers) who’s not interested!!!View attachment 2723624 q
How I’m TOO POOR!!!View attachment 2723611 qTurns out he’s reeeaalllly not interested!!!
View attachment 2723615 qMy BBQ outfit, bid to run as MP, the SEA AIR, death threats and my CRIPPLING ARTHRITISView attachment 2723623 qView attachment 2723626 qView attachment 2723622 q but on the very same day NOT talk about this and how I’ve already burned through £68,761 of other people’s money!!!
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How I decided I’d better invite that current affairs woman round for eponymous pasta…!!!View attachment 2723618 q
Diane Abbott!!!
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View attachment 2723587 qView attachment 2723588 qUrban Decay again!!!
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Urban Decay (again, again!!!)View attachment 2723638 qand whatever this is…View attachment 2723634 qView attachment 2723633 q
How someone called me terrible things on my smartphone but I didn’t tell my girlfriend!!!

Spoiler

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And how pretty and famous I am!!!
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The whole thing is awful, but those BBQ outfits...what was she thinking posting that on a public forum? I'll always remember the moderator turning off replies to give others a chance to talk. I wonder if that deterred Jack at all.

SPITE knitting in the pub because she was so utterly impoverished she was begging on the internet, couldn’t pay for “groceries” and was going sober for April…

I do SPITE mosaics. Highly recommend it as a single-person spite hobby.