Jack Monroe #555 For JennyNumbers, wherever she may be

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But this is what I don't understand. She claimed to have an accountant. Was that another lie? 😀

That could be true, I think the most likely explanation is that the accountant refused to sign off any accounts due to her shambolic money management - hence she could not file any.

ETA: As a micro company the accounts didn’t require any audit, so when her accountant couldn’t make head nor tail of it Guest could have signed them off herself. But assume that she had no idea where to begin.
 
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But this is what I don't understand. She claimed to have an accountant. Was that another lie? 😀
According to her (so probably a lie) the accountant was her Sunday School teacher. She apparently withheld information from them because she was claiming for the drawer of cocks to be a tax write-off and she was embarrassed.
This may be a bit muddled because she tells different versions of the same story but this is the gist. Basically she didn't want the accountant to realise she was grifting because they knew her irl and would know she was chatting tit.
 
And you can see this right from the start. First decent job she spends everything on high end stuff like the CHESTERFIELD which she then sells when The Poverty hits, rather than saving up for a deposit on a flat while she had an income. Rinse and repeat for a decade plus and here we are.

Exactly. Remember her famous, legendary garage sale of yore? Ya know, the one where she sold her child's plastic dinosaur (bollox she did, would've fetched like 3p). Our esteemed archivist @Valiofthedolls found her original online advert for that sale and she had loads of high ticket items like fancy crockery. Later on a piano was added to the mix (she sold it and it tOrE hEr vOiCe aWaY). How many genuinely WC folks in their early 20s would've amassed that sort of personal property? I, and I suspect many others on this thread, was broke in my 20s but would never have had a garage sale precisely because I had nothing of value to sell. Not even a laptop in my case because I'm an old crone and in my day laptops were something that only super fancy businessmen had (along with huge mobile phones that they had to cart around in big briefcases).

So all that to say, I think she's been on this splurge/starve/splurge/starve train for a long time, and the Dickensian tales of having to 'cope without butter' or not having lightbulbs are bollox designed to eke maximum pity out of friends and family. It's also the height of passive aggression - look how you make me sufferrrrrrr!!!
 
What always blows my mind is that if she'd even put a tiny bit of effort into her Patreon, she could have continued raking it in for years and built up a solid sustainable online business. It really wouldn't have been hard. What a stupid, arrogant, greedy, lazy fool she is.

Oh I dunno; the market for b&w photos of dirty hands and bowls of slop must eventually reach saturation. As attractive as it is.
 
It was a compulsory strike-off, most likely due to her failure to file accounts for any of the financial years after 2018-2019. So not due to a lack of cashos.

The compulsory strike-off initiated in December 2021 was suspended in January 2022 due to an objection being received - most likely from HMRC as there were likely no other parties eligible to object (no employees to speak of, unlikely to be any creditors, and no shareholders other than Guest).

I assume Guest then had to do some sort of deal with HMRC before the company was then struck-off.

Failure to file accounts does not bode well for her filing her tax returns. 🥺

Morning internet ninnies! When I woke up this morning I felt vaguely excited and in my half asleep state I couldn't think why. Then it came to me - it's because jack's been exposed as a massive thieving bleep. 🥳🥳🥳
 
Failure to file accounts does not bode well for her filing her tax returns. 🥺

Morning internet ninnies! When I woke up this morning I felt vaguely excited and in my half asleep state I couldn't think why. Then it came to me - it's because jack's been exposed as a massive thieving bleep. 🥳🥳🥳

Yeah, and whenever I feel tempted to feel sorry for her being a hacking victim, I remember that this is a person who was actually accepting donations from people who were donating their benefits money, their PIP and their heating money. Yes, she was actually doing that. Wheesh.
 
This person can’t be real??? Although scrolling through Nitter, there are still a few die hard fans and defenders, even in the midst of the evidence that she’s been ripping everyone off for a decade!!
 

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