Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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Coming from a long way back to say that when she was all dusty-footed amongst the star-chickens and looked up to count "them" I genuinely couldn't understand how she was looking up at a myriad of hens. Was she lying under the coop? I have remarked before, communication is how she makes her living. She is a walking absence of talent, a bona fide medical marvel.

Also want to say that one of my favourite parts of a B&B or hotel stay has always been a cuppa in the room. This has been a day of true horror.
 
BeardyBap said:
Coming from a long way back to say that when she was all dusty-footed amongst the star-chickens and looked up to count "them" I genuinely couldn't understand how she was looking up at a myriad of hens. Was she lying under the coop?
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Valiofthedolls said:
LJC, trite bollox like this from a 32 year old adult. For the love of the slopgods have even just a modicum of dignity, you manipulative, immature, attention-seeking, thieving shitebag.
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PS
FuckRightOffyboo!
you great twee grifting slop-botherer
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Completely in love with her own face. I don't get it.

MurielSnark said:
why not go all the way and get a nice tattoo?
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Great idea! I was already planning to get this one done, just to commemorate a peripatetic queer icon who does so much good.

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* that table/desk is sloping because I genuinely can't draw. I am to art what Jack is to cooking.
 
MurielSnark said:
love your work
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Should I do an 'All Rights Reserved' at the end or maybe add my signature? 😝
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BeardyBap said:
Coming from a long way back to say that when she was all dusty-footed amongst the star-chickens and looked up to count "them" I genuinely couldn't understand how she was looking up at a myriad of hens. Was she lying under the coop? I have remarked before, communication is how she makes her living. She is a walking absence of talent, a bona fide medical marvel.

Also want to say that one of my favourite parts of a B&B or hotel stay has always been a cuppa in the room. This has been a day of true horror.
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Hooting at 'dusty-footed amongst the star-chickens', but I share your horror at the kettle revelations. 😱 It's as bad as finding an eel in your sprout gratin - Christmas ruined.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
I knew about the contract to publish the same book but had never clocked the contract was negotiated, signed, sealed and delivered and she was announcing within THREE WEEKS of the fundraiser closing! It’s mindblowing. She surely will have known about that imminent contract when she was still grifting the cash.

Then she’d clearly blown through all that entire £68,000+ by April of the following year when she was “coming out as skint” and on the beg on PayPal and Patreon cos she “couldn’t pay her rent”.

ETA I think she learned from that Kickstarter she could get away with just about anything £££. Well at least until she hit publish on July 31st 2022 anyway.
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It was identified in the past (possibly by dear Frau coloured lines, who has spent more time jumping around timelines than Doctor Who to make our wiki)
 
rage naan said:
Pontins has ended me. Oh my god. Saturday Night Dance. This is me now, I hope they send Ghanaian pallbearers. ⚰
What a time to be alive

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I’ve just realised the 10 year sabbatical means Jack is claiming she did ballet until 17. I know a lot of women who did ballet and only the ones who were really hardcore into dance did it beyond the age of 11/12. How did her poor impoverished parents afford it when they were huddling round a jacket potato with their many unpaid foster kids?

Of course, while she was doing ballet she was also the coolest of cool punks in her men’s suits and DMs which is definitely true as well.
 
The ‘Peeky Mink’ thing showed her up as the hypocrite she is. Cosplaying poverty whilst earning a packet, living with a TV exec earning a six-figure salary and having Ocado deliveries. All while she’s supposedly yomping to Asda and feeding her ‘family’ for £20.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
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bleeping cosplaying bleep. Yeah, because when you’ve got “severe arthritis” and ouchy, crumbly shoulders I bet the first thing you want to do is build bleeping 16 bookcases.

This is the tit that makes me so mad. Especially when there’s loads of us who struggle everyday to even just put socks on. She makes an absolute mockery of disability, and she’s someone who influences others to think “well, they don’t look ill and Jack manages - look what she’s done building that stuff - so they must all be faking”.

bleeping Lou & Andy bullshit and I dislike her for it.
 
Flivver said:
The ‘Peeky Mink’ thing showed her up as the hypocrite she is. Cosplaying poverty whilst earning a packet, living with a TV exec earning a six-figure salary and having Ocado deliveries. All while she’s supposedly yomping to Asda and feeding her ‘family’ for £20.
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And this is why I've always struggled to have warm thoughts for LJC. Even if she didn't see every brain fart tweeted, she must have seen some of the begs and the general presentation as chief povvo/urchin child and yet knew that wasn't the lived experience.

Gross.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
LJC what an insufferable wanker. And all the lies!

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FFS. She is Dire.
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Im unfollowing you, get back in the kitchen, why are you interested in local politics?

Last night, I attended the final Full Council meeting in Southend before the elections being held on the 5th of May. I started writing this blog almost five years ago now, and it started as a local…
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ETA literally no one is telling you to “get back in the kitchen” you ridiculous slop-botherer
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I do not believe for one second she had either a heart attack or clots on her lungs. More bullshit. But in case any part of it is true….maybe lay off the bleeping coke and gin binging then you bleeping Moron. Unless you have a heart defect ( SPOILER - she doesn’t ) young people having heart attacks is very rare…apart from when cocaine is being taken and mixes badly with alcohol.

I saw several of these in my time as a NHS HCA - nailing Coke all night, drinking, then ending up in hospital due to a heart attack, cardiac arrest or severe arrhythmias.

So either way she’s lying. Lying about the heart attack and clots, or lying about the fact she had / has a massive bleeping coke habit. Either way, she can duck off.

*Apologies Fraus and Herrs for my sweary output. Been up a lot in the night either in pain or in the bathroom and someone like dick-for-brains faking stuff she has no clue about seems to have riled me this morning.

Jack - stop lying, have a word with yourself and sort your life out. You might be getting away with Patreon for now, but it won’t last forever and you’re still in your 30s. Get your tit together. Oh and maybe build bridges with your poor son, who I’m sure with all your baiting and faking physical ailments on Twitter means that he’s spent most of his life worried sick about you for absolutely no reason ( and even if there was a reason, you shield your kids from it as much as possible!!).

You are a despicable, disgraceful and disgusting person. Best thing you did was duck off out the public eye 🖕🏻
 
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